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Less than a year after CEO Satya Nadella said 30% of Microsoft's code is AI-written, company appoints an 'Engineering Quality Head;' and here's why that matters
#AI #AISlop #Microsoft

Less than a year after CEO Satya Nadella said 30% of Microsoft's code is AI-written, company appoints an 'Engineering Quality Head;' and here's why that matters | - The Times of India
Tech News News: Microsoft has appointed Charlie Bell, its former security chief, as the company's new engineering quality head — less than a year after CEO Satya Nadella said AI writes 30% of its code. The move comes amid rising Windows 11 bugs, underwhelming Copilot adoption, and growing evidence that AI-generated code introduces more errors than it eliminates.

"Act surprised when it DOES work, and hand the developer a lolly-pop."
#survivalstrategies #aislop #ChatGPT
https://www.tumblr.com/teledyn/804847534496514048/they-arent-making-things-up-they-arent-that?source=share

#AISlop #shitpost #shitposting

„Verbessertes Modell“ bedeutet bei GenAI häufig nur, dass der vom Modell erzeugte Output noch schlechter als AI-generiert erkennbar ist, als der von Vorgängerversionen. Die Hallizunationen bleiben. #aicrap #aislop

Copilot is so deeply integrated into Microsoft Office now (which has been rebranded to to Copilot btw.) that in order to create Powerpoint slides it needs me to run a powershell script it spat out on a Windows machines with Powershell and Powerpoint installed.
Ridiculous doesn't even closely describes this....
#AIslop

People are really upset about the #AISlop being used in the latest Fatal Fury trailer. Yeah... not sure if this is what SNK expected the conversation to be about, rather than the announcement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS9ItV5lhgA

Wer #Ostalgie und #AISlop auf YouTube sehen will, braucht sich nur mit einem frischen Cookie die Weihnachtsansprache vom #Kretschmer anschauen.

Right, #genAI will revolutionize science. As in, there’s nothing going to be left after the zone has been completed flooded with shit. There’s really no point in publishing anything anymore, as it’ll be drowned out by #AIslop.

Right, #genAI will revolutionize science. As in, there’s nothing going to be left after the zone has been completed flooded with shit. There’s really no point in publishing anything anymore, as it’ll be drowned out by #AIslop.

Right, #genAI will revolutionize science. As in, there’s nothing going to be left after the zone has been completed flooded with shit. There’s really no point in publishing anything anymore, as it’ll be drowned out by #AIslop.

Today I made a 2 line change to a file on GitHub. Copilot suggested a spectacularly incorrect summary of my change for the commit message, so I deleted it, finished the commit, and asked CoPilot “how do I disable CoPilot commit message suggestions.” THAT task was in its wheelhouse. #AIslop

Wait. So an #AI bot manifested some #AIslop (it neither creates nor writes), tried to get it merged into a #code repo, got rejected for being

So old people drink peanut juice and it gives them Alzheimer’s? #aislop

Couple this with the news Truth Social embraces #aislop plus X offering instant inline posted photo editing …
White House Confirms It Altered Photo Of Activist Arrested In Minneapolis
http://web.archive.org/web/20260122223025/https://www.forbes.com/sites/markjoyella/2026/01/22/white-house-confirms-it-altered-photo-of-activist-arrested-in-minneapolis/

Sometimes in the near future, we will talk about "remember, back then, when people took real photos." #aislop #justthinkin

I don't know if I should be laughing or crying.
This is so absurd:
#AI

#AI #AISlop #PattonOswalt
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