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@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2025-10-03 03:45:53

lynn has been darning and patching my "jeans of theseus" for some time but they don't really fit anymore #alas so time to let them set sail to denim valhalla

This photo shows a pair of well-worn, distressed blue jeans laid flat on a beige bedspread. The jeans are positioned with the front facing up, displaying classic denim features including: A medium blue wash with significant fading and wear patterns Multiple distressed areas and rips, particularly visible on both thighs and the right knee area Natural whisker patterns and fading around the thighs and seat area Traditional five-pocket styling with visible rivets A button fly closure [I think…
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2025-09-25 18:23:37

I’m on board DL 361 from SFO to DTW, uncomfortably squeezed into a “premium comfort” seat #alas #honeywillbitch

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2025-09-17 14:08:54

ugh fraudulent charges on my card overnight duly reported so now i don't have a credit card for a week #alas

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-22 07:20:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MidnightInAPerfectWorld
alas, i am myself:
🎵 Wood Stone Body Shift
#alas #iammyself
alasiammyself.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/0vvPYpX