@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-08 12:07:06
I genuinely wonder what the Venn diagram intersection is of:
"people who believe in astrology"
"people who regularly play the lottery"
"people who voted for Trump
#trump #astrology
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-08 12:07:06
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-01 03:22:37
Content warning: Suicide
"Woman dies by suicide after astrologer predicts lover’s short lifespan"
What a travesty. The details in the report suggest things are way worse than what the headline conveys. 😢
#news #suicide #India #astrology
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca2026-01-27 18:42:15
omg... imagine a whole community of #Mastodon and #Fediverse instances that are run ontop of Linux distributions using this #cosmic scheduler!!
lol
"Your notifications are being delayed as Mars is in retrograde”
#astrology #linux #fun
https://www.tomshardware.com/software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing