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@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-05-06 17:58:34

The world's first artisanally handcrafted, enterprise-grade slop generation CLI tool for maximizing your GitHub contribution graph. Because quantity is quality.
Is this useful? No.
Should I use this at work? Absolutely.
Does the generated code compile? Maybe? Probably not.
GitHub - jshchnz/codemaxxing ยท GitHub
#b3ta

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-03-31 17:58:10

This came in via #B3ta but hilariously it recalls one of my first generative compositions from well-before the computer era, my submission to some CBC call for composers and done the old-fashioned way, graph paper and pencil, I used Conway's Live the same way, but on tablature for classical guitar.
It was a bitch to play and I didn't win any award, but in late-70's CBC 'classical' sensibilities, I submitted it as a lark, although I was serious. Well, mostly: the second section of Conway's Life for Guitar used a starting pattern that would last the duration, but was then CONSTRAINED by a musical rules of harmony using Jerome Kern's All The Things You Are to assassinate non-conforming tones and indeed, as expected, I found the notion of Harmony to be highly toxic. No one likes a composer with a sense of humour ๐Ÿ˜†
So far as I know, no recordings of my entry exist, the score is likely somewhere in the bottom of my notorious trunk so hated every moving day.
Conway's Life Music
vovanz.github.io/conways-life-

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-03-11 17:25:55

A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator - YouTube #b3ta
via Norwegian Consumer Council
youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-03-11 17:20:52

Pure Data Playing Cards by Dan Berg โ€” Kickstarter #b3ta
kickstarter.com/projects/bergo