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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-06-20 17:02:20

Mother nature’s version of a double tap is a second wildfire at a town that was essentially burned off the map in 2021.
About the only good thing here is there are very few people impacted as most of the town has not been rebuilt yet despite all the initial hand ringing and nice words from BC politicians.
#climateEmeregency #bcwildfire #bcpoli
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-col

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-07-25 22:01:33

Gee. If only we had more local/home/business based solar and wind to spread the generating capacity eh?
I think I noticed one of these surges/interruptions last night around 9PM. All the lights flashed all of a sudden.
#bcwildfire #electricity

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-10 18:46:16

I have a question about oil pipelines in Canada.
What happens in the event the Transmountain pipeline is overrun by a Rank 4 or 5 wildfire?
I know these pipelines carry different product at different times. I know they can be shut. But what would happen if it was a section transporting NGL-diluted bitumen?
#bcwildfire #bcpoli #canpoli #abpoli #climatechange #climateemergency
nationalobserver.com/2026/08/1

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-07-26 04:48:17

Carney: Oil to keep the country from seperating!
Mother Earth: Oil to keep burning down your country.
#bcwildfire #canpoli #cdnpoli #climateEmergency #endfossilfuels
but dont worry they say....
we have to do this for the economy because (this time) of trump....
we can't go too fast
we cant
we cant
we cant
burn. That's what they want us to do. burn.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-06 06:04:01

Homes now on evacuation alert in Anmore north of Vancouver.
#bcwildfire #canpoli #cdnpoli #climateemergency #endfossilfuels #transmountain #tmx #alberta #abpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-06 13:51:26

The best part of this article is the sub heading says the quiet part out loud. Finally.
“'We’ve got to stop burning fossil fuels,' says one wildfire expert”
Thank to that Wildfire expert for saying it, and the CBC for putting it (almost) where it deserves to be.
#canpoli #cdnpoli #carneycons #climateemergency #bcwildfire #drought #wildfires

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-06 22:22:52

Good news today that the fire is now listed as “Being Held”. Same size, 1.5ha.
#bcwildfire #canpoli #cdnpoli #climateemergency #endfossilfuels #transmountain #tmx #alberta #abpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-06 03:40:35

Mark Carney: I don’t care about Climate Change, I’m building another oil pipeline to Burnaby. Canada Strong!
Mother Nature: How strong exactly? Hold my beer.
(A wildfire has broken out on the north side of Burrard Inlet, about 7km northeast of the Burnaby oil terminal, the terminus of the Transmountain Pipeline. It is currently 1.5ha and out of control but updates often come slowly on the web. News reports are that a few homes have been “tactically evacuated” and more evacuations may come according to Metro Vancouver government.)
#bcwildfire #canpoli #cdnpoli #climateemergency #endfossilfuels #transmountain #tmx #alberta #abpoli
wildfiresituation.nrs.gov.bc.c

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-05 20:29:10

This is so incredibly good it deserves to be reproduced in full: 😆 🔥 😆
“Carney pointed to a map of North America, half of which had been accurately but artistically burned away.
“It is our intention for the pipeline to cross over Saskatchewan and British Columbia, but if they prove too charred already then I plan to divert the pipeline and profits through the Northern states, as part of my next round of capitulations to Trump in CUSMA negotiations.”
Danielle Smith, smiling so wide that many in the audience naturally assumed she was thinking about forcing trans children to dig the pipeline infrastructure themselves, stated that she fully supported the project being moved up before her province was so full of smoke it couldn’t exist anymore.
“This is a great day for Albertans, and none of the rest of you traitorous fucks,” Smith stated, flipping off any reporter who looked like they were from east of her province. “The sooner this gets done, the sooner I can start looking for new ways to hurt endangered wildlife and complain about how no one ever gives Alberta anything.”
#carney #canpoli #cdnpoli #abpoli #climatechange #bcwildfire #endfossilfuels #traitor #theAmericanFascist #trans
thebeaverton.com/2026/08/carne