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@stf@chaos.social
2026-05-28 19:19:59

spouse insists that some of my brainfarts are poetry, and i should publish them. circumventing the 500 char limit with imgs/alt-text.
context: spouse has a bunch of chainsaws.
#poetry #netherlands #biking

zomg. what a horrible day to go biking. 28 degrees, pinkster (pentecost),
every crazy obstacle is out on the roads, i had it all: vans blocking the
road, caravans standing perpendicular to the road - on it. people carrying
kayaks over the road, SUP boards, daddies fixing their daughters bike in the
fucking middle of the road, and of course large gangs of seniors playing
perfect gas molecules and filling out every possible space on the road.

i was fantasizing of mounting some of your chainsaws …
@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-05-27 08:38:51

#hiking #biking #maps