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@stf@chaos.social
2026-05-28 19:19:59

spouse insists that some of my brainfarts are poetry, and i should publish them. circumventing the 500 char limit with imgs/alt-text.
context: spouse has a bunch of chainsaws.
#poetry #netherlands #biking

zomg. what a horrible day to go biking. 28 degrees, pinkster (pentecost), every crazy obstacle is out on the roads, i had it all: vans blocking the road, caravans standing perpendicular to the road - on it. people carrying kayaks over the road, SUP boards, daddies fixing their daughters bike in the fucking middle of the road, and of course large gangs of seniors playing perfect gas molecules and filling out every possible space on the road. i was fantasizing of mounting some of your chainsaws …
@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-05-27 08:38:51

#hiking #biking #maps

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@dr2chase@ohai.social
2026-07-15 11:25:58

Logged in to Twitter to retrieve these worthy images from a poster session long ago:
#teleportation #commute #biking

A youngish man standing in front of a poster "Would You Rather Teleport or Spend Some Time Commuting? Investigating Individuals Teleportation Preferences" The research was done by Prasanna Humagain (prasanna.hmg@usu.edu) and Patrick Singleton (patrick.singleton@usu.edu). usu.edu is Utah State, Patrick Singleton (the youngish man) is the associate professor there.
A detail; from the poster showing the distribution of "I would rather teleport" versus "I would rather spend some time commuting". More car passengers (76%) and car drivers (73%) would rather teleport than any other group. Only walkers (72%) and bicycle users (65%) have more than half that would prefer to spend some time commuting.
A detail from the poster, showing why people prefer teleporting or not-teleporting. "I would rather teleport": I have other things to do (68%) My commute is a waste of time (41%) I like trying new technology (32%) I dislike most aspects of my commute (29%) I am always in a rush (25%) Other (24%) "I would rather spend some time commuting": I enjoy certain aspects of my commute (76%) I like to use my commute time productively (24%) Teleportation is and always be impossible (17%…