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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-06-26 18:04:38

These people… they’re not very smart.
#softbank #trillionDollarCorporations #billionaires

Three AI-generated (at least I fucking hole so) slides with photos of a goose and golden eggs from SoftBank’s recent shareholder presentation.

“Goose was not valued” and “Goose value 71” have already become memes.

Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
Goose value
0?

Eggs do not lay eggs
3 → 74
Increase = 71

It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71
@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-08-12 20:56:59

#BigTech #Billionaires #EatTheRich #Security #Win10 #TechSupport
So some press covered Zuckerberg's mega yacht not responding to a distress call and rightfully saying the Law Of the Sea requires aid to be rendered if possible.
Now, there's apparently a Win10 zero-day vulnerability in the wild. A vulnerability that Microsoft HAS A FIX FOR.
And yet they won't allow you to run it if you haven't paid up for support.
They should be REQUIRED TO RELEASE the fix to all.

@bammerlaan@mastodon.nl
2026-05-27 11:05:44

From: #Musk #Billionaires #empathy #TheAtlantic