It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
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POL-HK: Walsrode: Minibagger entwendet; Heidekreis: Unfälle im Heidekreis Heidekreis (ots) - 16.02.2026 / Minibagger entwendet Walsrode: Unbekannte Täter entwendeten im Zeitraum von Samstagabend bis Montagnachmittag einen weiß-roten Minibagger der Marke Bobcat von einem Betriebsgelände an der Bundesstraße 209 im ... https://www.
"We already have evidence that reintroducing predatory mammals to their native ranges not only knocks deer populations back to a healthier level, and now we've discovered that apparently the digestive systems of cougars and bobcats are lethal to CWD prions. Prions are among the most difficult pathogens* to eliminate; you have to heat them up to about 1,800 degrees F in order to thoroughly destroy them. And prion diseases like CWD are almost universally fatal."
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