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@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-04-07 01:54:25

Wager thee not against the basketmakers who travel the earth from Haarlem.
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:14:08

A rock will become a cherished pet.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:36:39

Somewhere a parrot is pining for the fjords.
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 02:30:54

There will come a time when women shall prefer the ursine over the male of their species.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:33:09

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:50:08

There will come a time when those who choose to ignore history will be doomed to repeat it.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:11:55

Somewhere a man will speak and he will be wrong. And his wife will be sure to point it out.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:20:24

A magical device that allows all knowledge to be available to even the least of man shall be used to watch images of felines.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-07 01:47:34

There will come a day when institutions of learning shall clash on a wooden arena with spherical objects in the early spring, and it shall be called madness.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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