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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 05:56:22

911? Someone send the burn unit, STAT.
#jeopardy #burn

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-22 05:56:46

Q: Is Donald Trump a self-made man? 🤔
...
A: The only thing he made himself was that color. 🔥
(A for Amber Ruffin)
#comedy #selfMade #burn #YouTube #HIGNFYUS

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-12 02:57:20

OMG... Bondi stepped right into that one. 😜
Rep. Balint (D-VE):
“This is not a game, Secretary!”
AG Bondi:
“I’m Attorney General”
Rep. Balint:
“My apologies, I couldn’t tell”
#PamBondi #beccabalint