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@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-07-12 15:00:45

"NZ Post is the latest company to drop its climate targets – another sign business is struggling to decarbonise"
#NewZealand #Climate #Business

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-07-22 20:38:17
Content warning: Ed Zitron on the unfeasible business model of so-called AI

"I dislike the attempt to gaslight people into swearing fealty to a sickly and frail psuedo-industry where everybody but NVIDIA and consultancies lose money."
#SoCalledAI #business #bubble #AIBubble #LLMs #NVidia

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-08-10 00:34:49

Protip; when #selfpromoting your #business on #nextdoor, and you are fabricating testimonials, consistency in tone is key.

Two word for word identical customer testimonials on a nextdoor business review. I wouldn't have noticed if they weren't also both 6/6 stars.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-15 06:06:49

1. Ben & Jerry to Unilever: This is not the Ben & Jerry’s that we founded.
2. Unilever to Ben & Jerry: This is not the Ben & Jerry's that you own.
I made up the second one, but you know someone at Unilever said that.
#BenAndJerrys #Unilever #business

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-06-28 23:43:25

If your business, with no sense of humor about it, refers to departments within itself as P&PMD and PB&PMC, how am I supposed to interact with you with a straight face? 😆
I mean, even Franz Kafka's gonna laugh at you, right? 😯
(this is based on a true story)
#jobs #business

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-07-24 22:32:33

Good thing slapping babies doesn't raise Gross ARR. Some coworker at you company would talk about how excited they are to be VP of baby slapping and how those skeptical about slapping babies will come around when they see the quarterly numbers.
#business

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-24 13:12:46

🤬 Personalized pricing can backfire on companies, says study
#business

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-07-04 12:00:35

"Amazon to open fulfilment centre with vertical solar in Japan"
#Japan #Amazon #Business

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-04 02:51:32

Did they really not see the big FU, or did they just say FU and press on? 🤔
(an actual graphic on an actual website for a tech leadership training "university")
#graphicsDesign #business #unfortunate

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-07-02 10:00:37

"104 companies linked to 20% of global environmental conflicts, study finds"
#Business #Environment

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-19 22:15:33

"Trump to Add New $100,000 Fee for H-1B Visas. Allows for case-by-case exemptions if in the national interest"
1. Prepare for more offshoring.
2. Case-by-case exemption. Sure "national interest". 🤑
#USA #employment #immigration #business

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-26 19:30:33

🪤 How We Became Captives Of Social Media
#media

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 01:57:03

📉 Private Equity, UnitedHealth Take a Huge Loss as Oregon Bans Corporate Control of Doctors
#business

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-05 10:15:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Business As Usual:
🎵 Take Control (feat. Aria)
#BusinessAsUsual
#newRelease 🆕 single
symmetryrecordings.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/4tEzPSz

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-17 21:32:31

Delta Airlines "dynamic pricing" using AI: ~3% of domestic flights were sold using AI pricing over the past six months. Goal is to boost that to 20%, and eventually get rid of static pricing entirely.
#DeltaAirlines #AI #travel #flying #business #dystopia

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-10 16:53:46

Lemme grok this:
> xAI launched "SuperGrok Heavy," a $300-per-month subscription
Um. No.
#Grok #xAI #GrokAI #AI #LLM #technology #business #Tesla