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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-15 06:06:49

1. Ben & Jerry to Unilever: This is not the Ben & Jerry’s that we founded.
2. Unilever to Ben & Jerry: This is not the Ben & Jerry's that you own.
I made up the second one, but you know someone at Unilever said that.
#BenAndJerrys #Unilever #business

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-08-10 00:34:49

Protip; when #selfpromoting your #business on #nextdoor, and you are fabricating testimonials, consistency in tone is key.

Two word for word identical customer testimonials on a nextdoor business review. I wouldn't have noticed if they weren't also both 6/6 stars.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-15 02:12:54

"ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults"
In other words, they're desperate for money. Society be damned. 🥺
#OpenAI #chatGPT #sexting #chatbots #AI #business #technology

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-07-24 22:32:33

Good thing slapping babies doesn't raise Gross ARR. Some coworker at you company would talk about how excited they are to be VP of baby slapping and how those skeptical about slapping babies will come around when they see the quarterly numbers.
#business

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-24 13:12:46

🤬 Personalized pricing can backfire on companies, says study
#business

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-04 02:51:32

Did they really not see the big FU, or did they just say FU and press on? 🤔
(an actual graphic on an actual website for a tech leadership training "university")
#graphicsDesign #business #unfortunate

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-10-02 16:00:14

"UK retailers ‘unprepared’ for mandatory nature action requirements"
#UK #UnitedKingdom #Nature #Business

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 18:02:44

🎨 The storm hits the art market
#art

@unchartedworlds@scicomm.xyz
2025-07-22 20:38:17
Content warning: Ed Zitron on the unfeasible business model of so-called AI

"I dislike the attempt to gaslight people into swearing fealty to a sickly and frail psuedo-industry where everybody but NVIDIA and consultancies lose money."
#SoCalledAI #business #bubble #AIBubble #LLMs #NVidia

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-05 10:15:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Business As Usual:
🎵 Take Control (feat. Aria)
#BusinessAsUsual
#newRelease 🆕 single
symmetryrecordings.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/4tEzPSz

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-26 19:30:33

🪤 How We Became Captives Of Social Media
#media

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-19 22:15:33

"Trump to Add New $100,000 Fee for H-1B Visas. Allows for case-by-case exemptions if in the national interest"
1. Prepare for more offshoring.
2. Case-by-case exemption. Sure "national interest". 🤑
#USA #employment #immigration #business

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-17 21:32:31

Delta Airlines "dynamic pricing" using AI: ~3% of domestic flights were sold using AI pricing over the past six months. Goal is to boost that to 20%, and eventually get rid of static pricing entirely.
#DeltaAirlines #AI #travel #flying #business #dystopia