2026-03-03 13:40:17
1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.
1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.
Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday
Twig wants to know if this carrier makes his butt look big. #CatsOfMastodon
Pause for a moment to enjoy this tiny blep. Okay, now you can resume your doom scrolling...
#Caturday
Went and saw Luna the other day. Luna says "Hi!"
#catsofmastodon
いつも寝る場所
#ネコノナ #chacha_cat #cat
There’s a cat on my sweatshirt, which can mean only one thing… I need to wear a different sweatshirt today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday
Got tuna?
#FensterFreitag #Caterday
It's hard to believe how this mischievous little cat, who was saved at the last minute by my cousin, has improved the lives of my whole family.
Adopt, folks. It's a responsibility, but they give back more than they take away.
cc @…
#catsofmastodon
I wanted to write something earlier, but the #cat laid her head on the space bar.
You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon
Turnip is obsessed with getting into our loft - we let him have a roam around while we were putting the Xmas decorations away. Look at his pleased little face!
#CatsOfMastodon
We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday
Our cat is getting famous! Modeling for a local cat salon.
#cat
I wish my #cat were so casual about his duties. Every morning he shepherds us through this sequence:
• I use the bathroom.
• I feed him breakfast, which he ceremoniously takes a few bites of.
• I open the lounge room blind for sun and the sliding door for breeze.
• He wakes my wife to herd her to the lounge.
• I make my wife tea and breakfast.
• My wife puts the TV on.
…
This #caturday I feel compelled to remind folks that IRL cats, as obligate carnivores, cannot taste sweetness.
https://www.petmd.com/cat/nutrition/can-cats-taste-sweet-things
This #cat is quite content sitting on my lap while watching weekend TV
#caturday #catsofmastodon
I'm bored now peoples. You finish it.
#catsOfMastodon #cat
Me and my Cat:
Me: mew why do you always sleep?
Cat: meow ?
Me: awake already?
Cat: mewo! *stresses her entire body* meooowww!..
Me: .....
Cat: oi human, open the door, I want to go outside 😾
Me: *opens the door*
* 47 seconds later *
Cat: oi human! , open the window 😾
#cats
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-wild-world-cristian-cabrera-dj-criss-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/1n0q3k3Y8c9zuCJ5QODD61
The calm before the (snow) storm.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
Two cats (Clove & Erie) were sleeping next to me in bed. Twig, who is the youngest cat of the group, hops on the bed and wakes them both up by BITING THEIR FACES, one at a time. Then he's like "let's cuddle!", tries to curl up next to them, and they both hiss/swat at him.
Now he's downstairs, meowing/crying loudly. What a doofus!
#CatDrama
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈🎀 is wondering who even wished for snow ❄️❄️ (probably not Mariah Carey)
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
When you lay down for a #cat nap (a nap with a cat), but after a third nightmare decide there's no point.
Anyone fancy some gentle cat snores for #caturday ?
Oliver being grouchy on the back steps because it is raining #caturday
Reverse Vampire Goes Into The Night
#catsofmastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
https://cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-manhattan-cocho-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4aKOR4ewZBPJCYGVB
Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon
My neighbor wiped out on his bike breaking a leg and has been off work for a month but he’s been doing illustrations to make some money so I got one of my cat in a box.
#art #cats #Illustration
It started with a headline in the Guardian, some old memory of Minitel made me click. I stopped reading after I read about Félicette. A cat that went into space and came back alive.
#cats #space #forgottenheroes
Fiona is enjoying this evening’s offering to Bast, a beef feast. She insists that the cow is the natural prey of the domestic #cat and that who should I believe, biologists or an actual cat.
お布団の中から顔を出しているように見えますが、敷物です。そこに潜らないように。
#chacha_cat #cat
For #Caturday, Cubone sits above all and surveys his dominion
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Cat Power:
🎵 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
#CatPower
https://artistsprojectearth.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-satisfaction
https://open.spotify.com/track/6dv99Xm7fEjm7K1ATHj1UG
#caturday #catsofmastodon
Teddy has claimed this one.
Bob B on the threshold of the barn with very different colored light inside and outside
#photo #photography #cats #caturday
Huh?
#cat
I must go, #Caturday needs me
Christmas Cat!
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Pixie (a scaredy cat) has come to terms with the unusually warm spot that has appeared over Christmas. Though when the logs popped she jumped up!
#catsOfMastodon
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 knows that everyone has to say "big stretch!" even when it is just a medium stretch.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
Scritchies! Give them to me! #cats #catsofmastodon
Is there a fault with the cat distribution system? It’s been a while and I’m still waiting to be paired with one 🥺
#cats
I heard that wrist problems stem from using mouse…
(That's Lulu.)
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
Why, how do you transport yours?
#caturday
This #cat is making himself comfortable hanging out in his heated bed #caturday #catsofmastodon
😺 You do realise it’s nearly time for dinner…
👨 Yep! Just about an hour to go!
😺 …
#CatsOfMastodon
For #Caturday, a reminder that Widget remains available for adoption in the NYC metro area. She would prefer a calm house without kids (we are not a calm house). She's super affectionate! #CatsOfMastodon
Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon
Timmy just sleeping cutely
#caturday #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Power:
🎵 New York
#NowPlaying #CatPower
https://newyorkceremonymusic.bandcamp.com/track/sea-of-love-cat-power
https://open.spotify.com/track/2YrwSskWmpYuS8ql61M13K
Totally normal situation:
Ruh 🐱 is eating from the bowl. Mr Ek 🐱 comes through the window. He walks up to the bowl. She notices him and stops eating to sniff his snout. Ek uses the opportunity to start eating the food. Ruh looks at me surprised.
After a minute, Ruh shouts at him. He answers with a hiss, and continues eating.
#cat
I find your lack of Churus disturbing
#Caturday
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
https://swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/track/cross-bones-style-cat-power-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MYSkAMRVgTrABOlp7
Mastodon, we got you this cat for the holidays. #CatsOfMastodon
Cat, Resting.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Snurre the Cat is not affected by the snowfall. He keeps his cool, so to speak.
#CatsOfMastodon #snow
Feline eye contact
"Wazzup, human?"
#cat
Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday
Stre-e-e-tch.
#caturday
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Father And Son
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://forevermaybe.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-father-and-son
https://open.spotify.com/track/476V2d6iA2tWXgQboKmTtA
Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon
Turnip has been no help at all with present wrapping #CatsOfMastodon
me: "🎶 up up and away in my beautiful my beautiful balloon 🎶"
me: *flies the laundry basket between my wife and her two laptops*
my wife: "OKAY! OKAY! I'LL GO TO BED!"
#CatsOfMastodon #AnnoyingHusbandsOfMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Living Proof
#CatPower
https://open.spotify.com/track/2PMz6PrSrExG4eKoxZwFE2
One of life’s great struggles—how to both stay in your cozy heated bed and still see what’s going on in the room #catsofmastodon #caturday
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!
#CatsOfMastodon #cat #cats #caturday
Pixie had the whole bed to sit on. No, the whole house. Where did she choose to sit? On my jumper. #caturday
Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed
#Caturday
Oh, how the tables have turned. 3-4 years ago, she was in her mom's belly. Now her mom is cuddled up to _her_ belly. #CatsOfMastodon
The might house panther
#Caturday
Today’s cat positioning photo…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 I Think I See the Light
#CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1R2n7mBDh7Rm0m4Ky3RXGZ
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Power:
🎵 Silent Machine
#CatPower
https://open.spotify.com/track/4qUJrlA8SEtLc1JD04OqRQ