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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 18:48:59
Content warning: Dark Humour

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#RealMenTestInProduction

-> REAL MEN TEST IN PRODUCTION <- Soy boys learn to dance the salsa <- Alpha males become salsa
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-03 16:29:28

omg... @… Delta Chat has a CLI version for macOS?? Yes please. 😍🤓
(Signal is down and heard Delta is a FOSS/Decentralized alternative?)
Thoughts about it?
#secure #chat #signal

@johnm@social.tchncs.de
2025-12-29 11:55:56

Hallo IRC 👋
#Chat #IRC

Hallo IRC
Der Denis hatte eine Idee. Wie es denn wäre sich, wie früher, über IRC zu unterhalten. Er hat dann die UberBlogr-Gemeinde gefragt was sie davon hält. Auf dem Server libera.chat im Kanal #uberblogr sind nun eine Handvoll Leute zu finden, wäre schön wenn noch einige dazu kommen. Warum eigentlich nicht? IRC war ja auch nie [...]

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04 17:24:47

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

The conversation appears to be taking place on a platform similar to a social media site or messaging app. The main element is a lengthy text post from a user named "Ragnar Blackwolf," timestamped 23 hours prior. This post presents a hypothetical scenario about a person accused of having sex with goats. The scenario is detailed and uses offensive language to describe the hypothetical individual's alleged actions and associations. The text is enclosed within a white, rectangular bubble with a …
@stefanlaser@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-24 12:49:43

The chat interface was a marketing bet. Selling #AI as if it is not auto complete. It still is.
"#ChatGPT shifted the user’s relationship to text, moving the prompt from a ‘piece of writing for the model to finish’ to a ‘question calling for an answer’."

What Was ChatGPT?
A Chatbot Optimized for Social Distance Three years after the launch of ChatGPT, we can finally speak in hindsight about what it was and how it came to be. Its meteoric rise shocked the world, gathering more users in less time than any product launch in history. But that specific

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 21:14:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> POOPATORIUM ALERT: -> THE ANTI-FART PILLS THAT I HAD BEEN USING ON THE WEEKEND DO NOT -> ACTUALLY NEUTRALIZE GAS. WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO IS MORTGAGE YOUR -> FUTURE HAPPINESS. AND WHEN THAT BILL COMES DUE, IT IS WITH -> INTEREST <- lol
@johnm@social.tchncs.de
2026-01-13 12:00:14

Hello Jabber
#Chat #Messenger

Hello Jabber
Nachdem man Gestern ja überall lesen konnte das Threema von der Comitis Capital GmbH übernommen wurde, sind nicht wenige etwas verunsichert wie es nun mit der doch sehr bliebten Messenger App weitergeht. Wie man auf Gnulinux.ch lesen kann ist Sicherheit nicht gleich Privtsphäre. Da ist was dran. Hier noch ein Artikel auf heise online → [...]

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 15:37:41

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

LIMITED EDITION SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER TERMINATOR 2 JUDGEMENT DAY FLAVOR SILVER PEANUT BUTTER -> What. The. Actual. Fuck. <- The 90s were a time of lawlessness and moral turpitude -> lol
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie> <- WIFE Are you cold? <- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™ <- WIFE <rolls eyes> -> lol -> Trump class battleship huh? <- They should commission a new class of frigate for him <- The Felony class Frigate <- And build 34 of them -> lol that's good.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-23 13:58:18

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Chat Pile, Hayden Pedigo:
🎵 Demon Time
#ChatPile #HaydenPedigo
haydenpedigo.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/52FsS8F

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-20 00:52:07

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #FreakZonePlaylist
Chat Pile:
🎵 Why
#ChatPile
chatpile.bandcamp.com/track/wh
open.spotify.com/track/4Dgro3n

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 17:43:17

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> lol -> sigh ->[REDACTED] : Is there a way to move a calendar from the old Sharepoint site to the new one? -> Everyone: yeah you have to do it manually. -> [REDACTED]: yeah, no wrong answer. <- Headline on TechCrunch: <- I asked Al to move a calendar from the old SharePoint to SharePoint online, <- and it took out a hit on the CFO -> lol <- "I didn't even know it could access the Dark WebTM" said the anonymous <- insider who asked to remain anonymous as they weren't authorized to speak…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 19:55:18

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
For context - he was in a call with $VENDOR - and asked me to guess what they were trying to sell him.
Now aside from advising him to read the wonderful article at

-> and right now take a wild guess what they are trying to sell us? <- <takes hit of bong> <- AGENTIC AI AGENTS OF SECURITY <- <gaks fat rail of coke> -> ATTACKERS ARE GOING TO USE AI !!!!!!!!!! -> YEAH.