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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-25 00:35:11

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> But seriously folks - with all due respect - what the everliving fuck?
<- you also have a Canadian passport and assume, an escape plan
-> I have a Challenger with Texas plates
<- That's an exit strategy?
-> I'm going to walk straight out the front door
<- ballsy
@rmdes@mstdn.social
2025-08-17 19:35:59

The EU (still) wants to scan
your private messages and photos
it’s not too late to act:
Reach out to your Representatives.
#chatcontrol #privacy #CSAM

@privacity@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-10 13:27:47

Chat Control: quando la protezione dei minori sfida la riservatezza digitale
#ChatControl UE: la nuova proposta di regolamento che rischia di compromettere la #privacy digitale. Scansione preventiva dei messaggi per proteggere i minori vs. sorveglianza di massa. Analisi dei rischi e …

@exil_inselette@norden.social
2025-10-06 07:37:31

Gegen #Chatkontrolle! Ich hab grad über Abgeordnetenwatch an „meinen“ *schüttel* Abgeordneten geschrieben. Es sind nur wenige Zeichen erlaubt, geht also schnell. Macht das bitte alle auch!

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-11 06:12:21

Correo enviado a todos los europarlamentarios contando argumentos contra #chatcontrol mediante fightchatcontrol.eu/#contact-t

@erikdelareguera@mastodon.nu
2025-10-14 11:16:54

DN:s huvudledare idag: ”Övervakningslagen #chatcontrol går ut över vår integritet och underlättar för utländska säkerhetshot. Sverige borde inte stödja den.” dn.se/ledare/var…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-20 15:07:28

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#AWS #awsuseast1


-> So reading on this AWS thing - a lot of folks in Europe are like "Hey - this is an outage for AWS US-EAST-1, why is our shit in Europe down? I mean our data is stored in Europe, as per GDPR, right? Right?"

<- hee hee hee

-> be interesting to see the fallout on this one
-> Oh - right can't watch Fallout - AMAZON IS DOWN

<- lol
@galaxydinodragon@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-17 18:09:32

Anyone know what the most recent proposal of chat control has been relating to end to end encryption?
#chatcontrol #privacy

@Zer0Rank@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-12 06:55:40

Please do your part! This page makes it easy, just fill in the details, and send the email. I did it, so should you! This same shit is happening all over again. Wtf?
#ChatControl

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-08-30 19:21:16

#Anthropic plant, künftig neue #Chatverläufe und #Codingsitzungen zur Verbesserung seiner KI-Modelle zu nutzen-
Nutzer müssen nicht aktiv widersprechen. Die

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-10-05 18:29:06

Just wrote two more ministers with the request to vote AGAINS #chatcontrol .
Imagine a world where antidemocratics gain power—and want to “cleanse” the country. What better tool than access to all private chats?
My grandma experienced denunciations during WW2. I don’t want to relive that. And backdoors can and WILL be exploited by enemies of the country.
And once it's …

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-10-07 20:44:35

La iniciativa de Chat Control que se debate en el parlamento europeo es algo que debe preocuparnos en todo el mundo, ya que puede sentar un precedente importante -para bien o para mal- para el resto del planeta.
#ChatControl

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 07:06:31

Germany's seems close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private communications in the EU. Please do not let this happen...
#chatcontrol #EU

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-05 07:59:28

¿Qué es #chatControl? Dices mientras descifras mis mensajes privados mediante una puerta trasera que crea agujeros de seguridad en todos los protocolos de cifrado. #chatControl eres tú

@JBrickelt963@framapiaf.org
2025-09-28 23:42:09

NON Š la mise sur écoute de nos téléphones avec #ChatControl - Signez la pétition !
chng.it/NFBbTdgjdW via Change.org

@equiset@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 16:28:41

@… Sie wissen, was viele umtreibt:
- Scheinlösung #Chatkontrolle statt echtem #Kinderschutz
- Massenüberwachung statt Schutz der Privatsphäre
- Massive…

@ncoca@social.coop
2025-10-12 06:56:09

Pretty fascinating - can a chat app with a #Tamil name really be a threat to #Whatsapp's dominance at the #chatapp in #India

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-06 22:09:37

say what's up to chat 💬 | @AmericanAirlines #DallasCowboys #NFL #chat #football

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-08-05 17:10:58

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#CelineDion #MyHeartWillGoOn

-> At a mall in Quebec.
-> Taking a leak.
-> Celine Dion is playing

<- Celine is to Quebec what Gritty is to Philadelphia

-> lol yup

<-  And while it's probably annoying to have to listen to her over the PA - you'll eventually be out of the mall, and your heart will go on

-> Exactly
@equiset@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 20:40:11

@… Sie wissen, was viele umtreibt:
- Scheinlösung #Chatkontrolle statt echtem #Kinderschutz
- Massenüberwachung statt Schutz der Privatsphäre
- Massi…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 15:43:57

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#PaloAlto #CyberArk

-> huh palo stock is down today.
<- was overvalued anyway
-> and when you blow $20 billion investors will get....grumpy
-> I think cyberark is a good product. However, PA will purchase them fail to integrate 
-> them successfully into their product stack, make the product shittier and charge 
-> more for it
<- that's the consensus of my team as well.
<- We're in the midst of a Cyberark roll out.
-> Not to mention they will rename it to be something like cortex donkey fuck or something
<- Cortex…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-29 00:53:50

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> Now have an offer letter
-> HO-HO-HO

<- That's awesome
<- Any word on the hookers and blow per diem?

->  reading the letter now. give me a few.
-> this line will never stop being funny to me....
-> Your employment is expressly conditional upon the successful completion of
-> a satisfactory
-> background check and the return of satisfactory references, as may be
-> appropriate. If the
-> results of the background check or references are not satisfactory to
-> then this
-> agreement will be …