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@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 14:36:01

🧸 Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
#bears

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-04-15 13:34:35

What the heck?
I kept hearing mooing today.
Went out back to look and the neighbor has 4 calves in a fenced in area.
I ignored when he brought in 8 chickens even though you are only supposed to have 3 and no roosters which he has one of. But cattle? And a goat But looks like someone beat me to it as the sheriff pulled up while I was looking. Said the people on the other side of the creek reported what sounded like an animal in distress.
Looks like he now has a proble…

Hard to see into but there are 4 calves in this fenced in area with a goat. Did not cross onto the property to look closer.  Sign on the gate says no trespassing violators will be prosecuted , This fence must be made of old wood as it looks like it has been there for decades but was not there a month ago.
@hllizi@hespere.de
2026-04-14 06:04:46

The chickens are coming home to write perfectly safe C code.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-15 12:51:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CerysMatthews
Chicken Shack:
🎵 Mean Old World
#ChickenShack
open.spotify.com/track/4gEJpl7

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-13 10:09:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Frank Chickens:
🎵 Sacred Marriage
#FrankChickens
open.spotify.com/track/5YTtRvm

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-06 14:02:45

Cobra chickens leave
Gifts for unwary walkers,
Screaming rage, they chase.
#haiku #dailyhaikuprompt - geese

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-04-07 08:16:51

When and if archeology is done on this society, they'll be puzzled, as I am, by the prodigious number of chickens kept, slaughtered, processed, eaten.
Surely it must be a religion, or part of the cult that led to the end of that 'civilisation'.
Greggs launches chicken version of sausage and vegan rolls in 'iconic trilogy' | ITV News

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 11:32:07

We got some eggs from a friend who has chickens, so I whipped up a little breakfast sandwich with one of the pretzel buns I made last week.
The cheese is store-bought though… not sure I’m ready to start making my own cheese!
#food

Egg sandwich with a pretzel bun.
@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 10:29:12

Good news for the chickens!
Cyber attack takes major chicken processor Hazeldenes offline leaving businesses without meat
abc.net.au/news/2026-02-23/cyb

Making extreme threats -- and walking them back -- will again provide Trump with the illusion of agency.
But he no longer has control of events in Iran.
He does not get to decide when the conflict ends.
Markets are figuring out that that will probably be up to Tehran.
Oil rebounded on Tuesday and stocks gave up much of their Monday gains
after Iranian officials denied the “productive conversations” Trump claimed had taken place
“regarding a complete and t…