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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 03:26:02

JFC.
✅ TSA's viral tweet just confirmed you can fly with a whole rotisserie chicken — and 7 other foods that surprise travelers at security
creators.yahoo.com/lifes…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-05-18 18:32:26

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1165
like I knew chickens lay eggs from their ass but I hadn’t thought about it in a, uhm, long ass time

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-06-18 21:22:22
Content warning: NZGov't run by Atlas Network operatives

This is worse than even I (who is very cynical) could have guessed - our gov't is riddled with Atlas Network operatives. It's quite disgusting. youtube.com/watch?v=dzuSQDnb1ko
The fox is in the hen house and our chickens are coming home to roost. Or something like that.…

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 14:36:01

🧸 Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
#bears

@hllizi@hespere.de
2026-04-14 06:04:46

The chickens are coming home to write perfectly safe C code.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-16 21:12:53

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-06-10 17:17:10

The metaphor a colleague is using to describe allocation of teaching assistants to our massive number of courses is "juggling chickens." Seems appropriately awkward.
#academia

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-05-16 16:02:20

Whistle duck in the back yard. They also make whistle noises when still. I normally hear them when they are flying over
They are my favorite bird with the whistling. Woodpeckers clucking like chickens while feeding on the suet log are a close 2nd
@…

A whistle duck sitting on the back lot eyeing me . He was near a bunch of ibises that are off camera who were pecking at the yard and they were eyeing me and the duck.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-06-11 16:10:22

RE: social.erambert.me/@macthemes/
the spring chickens amongst you (like if you’re below 40) might not know this but computers used to be fun

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-16 16:49:06

BAWK

2 chickens eyeing you suspiciously