Tootfinder

Making extreme threats -- and walking them back -- will again provide Trump with the illusion of agency.
But he no longer has control of events in Iran.
He does not get to decide when the conflict ends.
Markets are figuring out that that will probably be up to Tehran.
Oil rebounded on Tuesday and stocks gave up much of their Monday gains
after Iranian officials denied the “productive conversations” Trump claimed had taken place
“regarding a complete and t…

JFC.
✅ TSA's viral tweet just confirmed you can fly with a whole rotisserie chicken — and 7 other foods that surprise travelers at security
https://creators.yahoo.com/lifes…

TSA's viral tweet just confirmed you can fly with a whole rotisserie chicken — and 7 other foods that surprise travelers at security
A viral TSA tweet pointed out that rotisserie chickens can fly carry-on, but protein shakes can't. The agency's own rules allow 7 other surprising items too.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/116596970992954856
like I knew chickens lay eggs from their ass but I hadn’t thought about it in a, uhm, long ass time

The chickens are coming home to write perfectly safe C code.

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

🧸 Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
#bears

Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
By the time Kim Ring arrived at her neighbors' yard that spring afternoon in 2022, their chicken coop was a flattened pile of lumber surrounded by feathers. The poultry had been raided by a bear. At the neighbor's request, Ring and her husband headed into the woods abutting their home in the rural Massachusetts town of Ware, in the hopes of finding any fluffy survivors. What they encountered instead was a bear with her two cubs in a tree—the mother bear downing one of their neighbor's chicken…

The metaphor a colleague is using to describe allocation of teaching assistants to our massive number of courses is "juggling chickens." Seems appropriately awkward.
#academia

RE: https://social.erambert.me/@macthemes/116732304036409990
the spring chickens amongst you (like if you’re below 40) might not know this but computers used to be fun

BAWK