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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 15:30:01

Youtube title I've just seen:
"Canada anthem played on rubber chickens".
Hm...
What to call a musician playing rubber chickens? A rubberchickenist?

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 18:24:41

"Speech & debate is not for the chickenshit." - The Doctor
As a father of a high school teen, #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy's storytelling around adolescent challenges in school is really good.

@roland@devdilettante.com
2025-12-30 04:53:27

I agree with the following but understand why folks would like to be private too!
Fernando Borretti:: "I Wish People Were More Public"
Probably not a popular thing to say today. The zeitgeisty thing to say is that we should all log off and live terrible cottagecore solarpunk lives raising chickens and being mindful. I wish people were more online and more public. I have rarely wished the opposite. Consider this post addressed to you, the reader." --> Read the whol…

I Wish People Were More Public
On sharing more of yourself.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-28 10:00:01

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROU…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 07:04:23

Nathan FIllion & Alan Tudyk were once spacemen. Since co-starring on #Firefly, they have also been aliens, mystery writers, veterinarians, superheroes, chickens, robots & policemen.
▶️ Once We Were Spaceman Podcast - feat. #NathanFillion &

Once We Were Spacemen
Discover the 'Once We Were Spacemen' podcast. Tune in on major platforms and join us on Patreon.

@kctipton@mas.to
2026-01-23 03:44:52

Trump and Greenland: What to know as Trump backs down from tariffs | Vox vox.com/the-logoff-newsletter-

“Trump always chickens out,” briefly explained
“Trump Always Chickens Out,” briefly explained.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-22 00:30:38

"Trump always chickens out," briefly explained (Cameron Peters/Vox)
vox.com/the-logoff-newsletter-
memeorandum.com/260121/p147#a2

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-11-19 00:57:54

Nearly a million chickens packed the barns at Howe’s Hens last Christmas Eve when the first of them tested positive for bird flu.
The deadly virus spreads so fast that even if only one hen is infected,
farmers are legally obligated to kill all of the others.
Massive mounds of carcasses soon appeared outside the Ohio egg farm, covered in compost. 
The slaughter wasn’t enough.
The virus tore through industrial barns in Darke County
and moved on through one …

What the U.S. Government Is Dismissing That Could Seed a Bird Flu Pandemic
Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. After a disastrous Midwestern outbreak early this year, we tested that theory and found that where the wind blew, the virus followed. Vaccines could help, but the USDA hasn’t approved them.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-12-19 19:31:35

No backyard chickens 😢
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-col