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So in the midst of wild predictions of doom and amazing change, making a big old pot of chicken noodle soup from scratch still brings the calming comfort of nostalgic memories from days gone by...
#chickenSoup #home #comfort

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 15:30:01

Youtube title I've just seen:
"Canada anthem played on rubber chickens".
Hm...
What to call a musician playing rubber chickens? A rubberchickenist?

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-02-05 19:30:06

Starmer campaigned on "Change" (that empty signifier). Gave us instead a reheated, serially corrupt establishment apparatchik.
Chickens and perches come to mind.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 18:24:41

"Speech & debate is not for the chickenshit." - The Doctor
As a father of a high school teen, #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy's storytelling around adolescent challenges in school is really good.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-28 10:00:01

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROU…

@kctipton@mas.to
2026-01-23 03:44:52

Trump and Greenland: What to know as Trump backs down from tariffs | Vox vox.com/the-logoff-newsletter-

@roland@devdilettante.com
2025-12-30 04:53:27

I agree with the following but understand why folks would like to be private too!
Fernando Borretti:: "I Wish People Were More Public"
Probably not a popular thing to say today. The zeitgeisty thing to say is that we should all log off and live terrible cottagecore solarpunk lives raising chickens and being mindful. I wish people were more online and more public. I have rarely wished the opposite. Consider this post addressed to you, the reader." --> Read the whol…

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-12-19 19:31:35

No backyard chickens 😢
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-col

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 07:04:23

Nathan FIllion & Alan Tudyk were once spacemen. Since co-starring on #Firefly, they have also been aliens, mystery writers, veterinarians, superheroes, chickens, robots & policemen.
▶️ Once We Were Spaceman Podcast - feat. #NathanFillion &