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Good news for the chickens!
Cyber attack takes major chicken processor Hazeldenes offline leaving businesses without meat
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-23/cyber-attack-takes-major-chicken-processor-hazeldenes-offline/…

Pub left without 'parmas' as cyber attack targets chicken processor
A cyber attack at Hazeldenes chicken processing plant in central Victoria has stalled production and left butchers and pubs across the state without chicken.

This headline suggests to me that we really ought to change things so that it is TACO Monday. The Iranian's well understand that Trump Always Chickens Out.
"Oil Prices Tumble and Stocks Rise as Trump Backs Off Threats to Iran Infrastructure"
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/…

Oil Prices Tumble and Stocks Rise as Trump Backs Off Threats to Iran Infrastructure
Investors braced for a fourth week of market turmoil caused by the war in the Middle East

JFC.
✅ TSA's viral tweet just confirmed you can fly with a whole rotisserie chicken — and 7 other foods that surprise travelers at security
https://creators.yahoo.com/lifes…

TSA's viral tweet just confirmed you can fly with a whole rotisserie chicken — and 7 other foods that surprise travelers at security
A viral TSA tweet pointed out that rotisserie chickens can fly carry-on, but protein shakes can't. The agency's own rules allow 7 other surprising items too.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/116596970992954856
like I knew chickens lay eggs from their ass but I hadn’t thought about it in a, uhm, long ass time

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

🧸 Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
#bears

Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
By the time Kim Ring arrived at her neighbors' yard that spring afternoon in 2022, their chicken coop was a flattened pile of lumber surrounded by feathers. The poultry had been raided by a bear. At the neighbor's request, Ring and her husband headed into the woods abutting their home in the rural Massachusetts town of Ware, in the hopes of finding any fluffy survivors. What they encountered instead was a bear with her two cubs in a tree—the mother bear downing one of their neighbor's chicken…

The chickens are coming home to write perfectly safe C code.

Whistle duck in the back yard. They also make whistle noises when still. I normally hear them when they are flying over
They are my favorite bird with the whistling. Woodpeckers clucking like chickens while feeding on the suet log are a close 2nd
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Frank Chickens:
🎵 Sacred Marriage
#FrankChickens
https://open.spotify.com/track/5YTtRvmGPlSt7k2dBzUIbU

What the heck?
I kept hearing mooing today.
Went out back to look and the neighbor has 4 calves in a fenced in area.
I ignored when he brought in 8 chickens even though you are only supposed to have 3 and no roosters which he has one of. But cattle? And a goat But looks like someone beat me to it as the sheriff pulled up while I was looking. Said the people on the other side of the creek reported what sounded like an animal in distress.
Looks like he now has a proble…