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Making extreme threats -- and walking them back -- will again provide Trump with the illusion of agency.
But he no longer has control of events in Iran.
He does not get to decide when the conflict ends.
Markets are figuring out that that will probably be up to Tehran.
Oil rebounded on Tuesday and stocks gave up much of their Monday gains
after Iranian officials denied the “productive conversations” Trump claimed had taken place
“regarding a complete and t…

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 10:29:12

Good news for the chickens!
Cyber attack takes major chicken processor Hazeldenes offline leaving businesses without meat
abc.net.au/news/2026-02-23/cyb

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-23 16:08:08

This headline suggests to me that we really ought to change things so that it is TACO Monday. The Iranian's well understand that Trump Always Chickens Out.
"Oil Prices Tumble and Stocks Rise as Trump Backs Off Threats to Iran Infrastructure"
nytimes.com/2026/03/…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-13 01:07:10

Update from later in the day in MSP:
I’ve heard or uttered variations on the phrase “I’ll believe it when I see it” in numerous conversations through out the day. That seems to be the prevailing sentiment. People are willing to be hopeful, but nobody’s counting their chickens just yet.

@hllizi@hespere.de
2026-04-14 06:04:46

The chickens are coming home to write perfectly safe C code.

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 14:36:01

🧸 Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
#bears

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-02-10 23:50:57

Why does US Mexican food always use chicken?
Chickens are an import. Turkeys are indigenous. Not sure if there was any western hemisphere domestication of fowl of any sort pre-1492, but it seems odd that we use essentially asian birds when a similar bird was RIGHT THERE.

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-06 14:02:45

Cobra chickens leave
Gifts for unwary walkers,
Screaming rage, they chase.
#haiku #dailyhaikuprompt - geese

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-04-07 08:16:51

When and if archeology is done on this society, they'll be puzzled, as I am, by the prodigious number of chickens kept, slaughtered, processed, eaten.
Surely it must be a religion, or part of the cult that led to the end of that 'civilisation'.
Greggs launches chicken version of sausage and vegan rolls in 'iconic trilogy' | ITV News

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 11:32:07

We got some eggs from a friend who has chickens, so I whipped up a little breakfast sandwich with one of the pretzel buns I made last week.
The cheese is store-bought though… not sure I’m ready to start making my own cheese!
#food

Egg sandwich with a pretzel bun.