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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-05-18 18:32:26

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1165
like I knew chickens lay eggs from their ass but I hadn’t thought about it in a, uhm, long ass time

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-06-18 21:22:22
Content warning: NZGov't run by Atlas Network operatives

This is worse than even I (who is very cynical) could have guessed - our gov't is riddled with Atlas Network operatives. It's quite disgusting. youtube.com/watch?v=dzuSQDnb1ko
The fox is in the hen house and our chickens are coming home to roost. Or something like that.…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-16 21:12:53

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 14:36:01

🧸 Spotted a bear lately? You're not alone—why sightings are on the rise
#bears

@hllizi@hespere.de
2026-04-14 06:04:46

The chickens are coming home to write perfectly safe C code.

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-05-16 16:02:20

Whistle duck in the back yard. They also make whistle noises when still. I normally hear them when they are flying over
They are my favorite bird with the whistling. Woodpeckers clucking like chickens while feeding on the suet log are a close 2nd
@…

A whistle duck sitting on the back lot eyeing me . He was near a bunch of ibises that are off camera who were pecking at the yard and they were eyeing me and the duck.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-13 10:09:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Frank Chickens:
🎵 Sacred Marriage
#FrankChickens
open.spotify.com/track/5YTtRvm

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-16 16:49:06

BAWK

2 chickens eyeing you suspiciously
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-06-11 16:10:22

RE: social.erambert.me/@macthemes/
the spring chickens amongst you (like if you’re below 40) might not know this but computers used to be fun

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-04-15 13:34:35

What the heck?
I kept hearing mooing today.
Went out back to look and the neighbor has 4 calves in a fenced in area.
I ignored when he brought in 8 chickens even though you are only supposed to have 3 and no roosters which he has one of. But cattle? And a goat But looks like someone beat me to it as the sheriff pulled up while I was looking. Said the people on the other side of the creek reported what sounded like an animal in distress.
Looks like he now has a proble…

Hard to see into but there are 4 calves in this fenced in area with a goat. Did not cross onto the property to look closer.  Sign on the gate says no trespassing violators will be prosecuted , This fence must be made of old wood as it looks like it has been there for decades but was not there a month ago.