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"Revist the 1987 interview when Donald Trump explains his views on US foreign policy"
39 years later, his views are even dumber and more uninformed.
#sarcasm #archives #CNN

Fixed that headline.
#ftfy #CNN #headline

"This drive-thru coffee chain is pushing into undercaffeinated parts of America"
Headline from undervocabularied writers at CNN. 🙄
#writing #English #headline #CNN #sarcasm

Heute Nacht könnte es in Sachen Epstein interessant werden in den USA #trump #melania #epstein #cnn

"Airlines looking for fare increases to stick, even when jet fuel costs fall"
We don't expect any less from the greedy jackals who run the industry. 🤑
#airlines #travel #airfare #greed #CNN

"Hantavirus briefing led by penile implant specialist who pushed election conspiracy theories"
What a timeline to live in. 😒
#HantaVirus #USA #CNN #headline

News version of debug prints making it into prod.
#news #bugs #editorial #CNN

"Trump made more than a billion dollars from cryptocurrency ventures in first year back in office"
If by "more than a billion" you mean two billion. 🫤
#CNN #headline #obfuscation #journalism #clarity

CNN: Track vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 🛳️
Me: Why, is my Amazon package on one of those vessels? 😏
#sarcasm #headlines #CNN #hormuz