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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-28 04:21:01

"Revist the 1987 interview when Donald Trump explains his views on US foreign policy"
39 years later, his views are even dumber and more uninformed.
#sarcasm #archives #CNN

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-22 07:48:26

Fixed that headline.
#ftfy #CNN #headline

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-26 16:52:26

"Airlines looking for fare increases to stick, even when jet fuel costs fall"
We don't expect any less from the greedy jackals who run the industry. ๐Ÿค‘
#airlines #travel #airfare #greed #CNN

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-25 13:42:08

"This drive-thru coffee chain is pushing into undercaffeinated parts of America"
Headline from undervocabularied writers at CNN. ๐Ÿ™„
#writing #English #headline #CNN #sarcasm

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 18:38:29

Heute Nacht kรถnnte es in Sachen Epstein interessant werden in den USA #trump #melania #epstein #cnn

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-15 16:05:23

"Hantavirus briefing led by penile implant specialist who pushed election conspiracy theories"
What a timeline to live in. ๐Ÿ˜’
#HantaVirus #USA #CNN #headline

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-22 04:09:05

I'll believe #NYT, #CNN, and other such #media outlets are unbiased when they consistently write in the active voice about Israel's actions.
#bias #war #integrity #writing #reporting

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-08 16:03:19

#CNN: "Frequent flyers say these 25 travel essentials under $25 actually make a difference"
Lemme guess. Greyhound (bus) tickets? ๐Ÿ˜
#flying #alternatives #sarcasm #travel