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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-07-27 01:28:41

#coffeeSnob
I don't want a coffee that "notes hints of cherry and cocoa."
I want a coffee that walks into my brain, flips a table over, and says, "Get up. We have responsibilities."