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We all adore Shohei but damn, this is the true story of what went through every Asian's mind when they heard about the missing $17M from his bank account.
#jimmyyang #shoheiohtani #comedy…

Jonathan Pie’s brilliant take on potus the peacemaker:
#USpol #comedy

It’s not pining, it’s passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot.
It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies.
It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
--Monty Python’s Flying Circus Episode 8 from 1969
#Comedy

Great night at the Playhouse seeing Bron Lewis perform her stupendously funny show *Chaos*
#Comedy #Canberra #BronLewis

Quality writing...I miss it
#BritishHumor #Comedy

Great #comedy doesn't need any words 🤡
https://youtu.be/PZHR29X75Hk

Went to a ferociously funny Club Sandwich comedy night at the Tuggeranong Arts Centre tonight. Can highly recommend. Best one ever!
#Comedy #Tuggeranong #Canberra

"Matt and Ben" FULL SHOW (Mindy Kaling)
#comedy

The most terrifying 30sec you'll watch this week. 🤣
#humor #comedy

Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?”
#comedy #writer #ComedyWriter

Just did Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates and it was easily one of the best, funniest comedies I've seen in a while. Just unreal 😂
#movies

A ★★★★★ diary entry for Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016)

Cliff Cash Comedy FTW.
▶️ MAGA can't OUT-DUMB this Comedian
#comedy

ROUGH times #nfl #nflnews #comedy #fyp

James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest.
#comedy #writer

RE: #comedy

During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats.
#comedy #writer

Former FBI Director James Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting a picture of sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number and Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators and Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment.
#comedy #writer

Billy Connolly on "F-ck off".
#humor #comedy #billyconnolly

James Comey shared a picture showing the numbers “eighty-six forty-seven” written in seashells on the beach with the caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," and later deleted it. The president believes the post represented "tremendous danger" and then punched himself in the nuts and through a grimace said, “see, told ya.”
#comedy

I know so many potheads... the cookie dough thing made me spit up my coffee. 😂
#humor #comedy

#ai #world differences #comedy
#macron,

The Hubble space telescope turned 36 recently, and requested Earth send up some ibuprofen and a foot massager.
#space #Hubble #astronomy

So many plot twists... so fast... 🤣
#comedy #plottwist #humor #keyandpeele

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