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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 06:14:34

Can confirm. But pro tip from husband of 20 years:
GET USED TO IT. THIS NEVER CHANGES... EVER. 🤣
▶️ Things My Wife Does That Don’t Make Sense #couples #marriedlife

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-05-31 15:33:18

If #BartSimpson and #ChrisGriffin Went to #CouplesTherapy, with #BobbyHill as the therapist.

Comic: If Bart Simpson and Chris Griffin Went to Couples Therapy
"My dad was an abusive alcoholic, or whatever. He'd go to the bar, come home drunk, find out I'd f-cked up at school, and he'd choke me out."