@lilmikesf@c.im2025-12-03 07:05:24
In #SanFrancisco recently a robbery victim was attacked and gave up $11 million in #Crypto during a broad daylight #HomeInvasion that occurred after he opened the door for a fake
@lilmikesf@c.im2025-12-03 07:05:24
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot2025-10-18 08:18:30
"Wintermute reported that the median crypto token price drop was around 54%, and more than 90% of tokens lost more than 10% of their value"
#Crypto is and always was a hungry scam that eats suckers. Don't be a sucker. Don't touch crypto.
@cdarwin@c.im2025-12-14 17:49:09
Donald Trump has reversed Joe Biden’s legal offensive against #crypto,
debuting his own token, $Trump, before his inauguration,
and rolling back government actions against the industry, which heavily supported him during his bid for the presidency.
Celebrities have likewise returned to hawking cryptocurrency projects or launching tokens of their own.
Celebrities in the crypto realm …
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot2025-10-18 08:29:35
"As trading activity spiked on [#Crypto] exchanges and prices whipsawed, multiple centralized platforms suffered glitches. Binance’s site went completely down at one point, and customers reported unexplained account freezes, unsuccessful trades, and automated protections like stop-losses failing to trigger"
Again, of course. People build crypto exchanges because they want to get ric…
@tezoatlipoca@mas.to2025-11-18 21:47:35
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot2025-10-18 08:48:23
@neverpanic@chaos.social2025-11-28 23:08:59
In October, I gave a talk about post-quantum #cryptography at the #OpenSSL Conference in Prague. Yesterday, the video dropped. If you're interested, head to https:/…
@stf@chaos.social2025-10-14 14:19:15
#crypto has 3 pluralities, each with less security guarantees and more caveats:
1. encrypt-to-self (like passwords, data-at-rest)
2. encrypt-to-someone-else (like p2p messaging)
3. encrypt-to-a-group (group messaging)
and bonus 1 "encrypt"-to-everyone (plaintext) :)
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot2025-10-18 08:22:40
"The Coinwatch #crypto tracking platform accused market makers of 'desert[ing] their responsibility', and #blockchain analyst YQ alleged 'they executed a coordinated withdrawal at the optimal moment to minimize their losses while maximizing subsequent opportunities"
Of cour…
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot2025-10-18 08:39:14
"Some have accused centralized [#Crypto] exchanges of minimizing their own losses at their customers’ expense by intentionally halting trading or withdrawals under the guise of 'technical difficulties'. Indeed, it is suspiciously common for supposedly highly sophisticated centralized exchanges to suddenly experience glitches or announce urgent 'maintenance' under far less volat…
@tezoatlipoca@mas.to2025-10-16 20:42:54
oh stop whining about how #cryptocurrency is a #fraud, its #fake, its a #ponzi scheme. Ill have you know crypto is _perfectly_ safe and _com…
