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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-18 16:06:09

*sung as if Sublime’s Santeria*
♫ I don’t practice Trumporrhea
I don’t got explosive poops
But, if we had some public health
not just some stupid dupes
Then we could fine that Taylor
And then send their stock to hell
Well, I’d fed that bad CEO all the shit they sell ♫
#cyclospora

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-10 16:54:25

#USpol #HealthyEating #food #health

[Taco Bell abstract purple bell logo] TACO BELL Now offering Public Health and Food Safety Because your country’s health agency should offer chalupas and Baja blasts too.