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@ronaldsnijder@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 14:12:59

@… this #DadJoke felt appropriate for you: what do you call social media for plumbers? Boiler alert.
[I'll see myself out...]

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-10 04:15:33
Content warning: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is a little lighter.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-10 06:00:24
Content warning: Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong?

Because the other days are weak days.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2025-08-02 22:12:03

Having a dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake.
#DadJoke #DadJokes