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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-25 16:45:39
Content warning: Academic #dadJoke

#dadjoke
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-10 04:15:33
Content warning: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is a little lighter.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag

@ronaldsnijder@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 14:12:59

@… this #DadJoke felt appropriate for you: what do you call social media for plumbers? Boiler alert.
[I'll see myself out...]

@billbert@mastodon.social
2025-11-12 23:25:18

TIL the tiny organisms on Mystery Science Theater 3000 #MST3K that live all throughout the Satellite of Love - the Nanites - have amongst their tasks and activities … running … a …
MICRO-brewery #DadJoke

A pair of Nanites from MST3K
@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-10 06:00:24
Content warning: Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong?

Because the other days are weak days.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag