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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-08-26 05:17:35

Where do vegetarians eat?
At the vege-table.
#DadJokes

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-10 04:15:33
Content warning: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is a little lighter.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-10 06:00:24
Content warning: Why are Saturdays and Sundays so strong?

Because the other days are weak days.
#dadjoke #dadjokes #flachwitzfreitag

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2025-08-02 22:12:03

Having a dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake.
#DadJoke #DadJokes

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-10-03 04:10:17
Content warning: Which celebrity is alway ready for cerial?

Reese, with her spoon
#flachwitzfreitag English version.
#dadjokes