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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-05 05:54:19

Hospital. *n*. A place one goes to to become a patient, mostly through the process of waiting long hours in a crowded lobby teaming with patients.
#sarcasm #truth #definition #hospitals

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-19 20:27:18

Nerd: wants to understand things, even unimportant things. 🧐
Geek: wants to implement things, especially unimportant things. 🤓
#difference #nerd #geek #definition

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-27 12:05:11

Just a dictionary (Monier-Williams) casually saying about 15% of the world's population is sort of color blind. 🤭
#dictionary #definition #Sanskrit #Krishna #colors #black #blue