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@nitpicking@mstdn.party
2025-10-20 23:33:26

Among other things #DonaldTrump is the worst hiring manager in the world. He's constantly prosecuting and persecuting people he himself hired only a few years before.
Here's another prize hire, as Lindsey Halligan contacts a legal journalist to yell improperly revealed grand jury information at her, then gets mad when a journalist ... writes an article.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-14 16:45:01

I’d never share a Lad Bible post… but this one? This one proves Trump’s made of 100% genuine reality!
#Trump #DonaldTrump #ICE

A boy sits on a bunk bed beside what appears to be his father. The boy says, “Donald Trump is a real person.” A girl responds, “Yes, Donald Trump is a real person.” The boy starts crying, and his father says, “I feel you, bud.”
@gideonstar@mastodon.gideonstar.de
2025-10-19 07:48:20

Isn't Donald Trump far too overweight to be able to fly a jet?
#donaldtrump

@cdonat@hostsharing.coop
2025-08-15 17:30:54

Of course Donald Trump is on track to make Amerika great again. Before he can make it great again, he has to make it not great. That's what he's working on very hard every day since he took office.
#donaldtrump #trump