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“It’s just a song contest!”
– muppets
#eurovision

How Israel Turned Eurovision’s Stage Into a Soft Power Tool
Israel’s efforts to influence Eurovision’s vote were broader and started years earlier than previously known.

Right, just blocked everyone who was enthusiastically posting on the #eurovision tag and now it’s late and I need to sleep but I’ll continue the purge when I get a moment tomorrow.
I don’t need anyone who normalises genocide in my life.
#eurovision

Cool, looks like we're having a Eurovision again next year! Congrats to Bulgaria :) #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision Armour bodices are the vibe this year, it seems.

I’m avoiding live-posting all of #Eurovision by restricting my commentary to a two-person SMS group chat. That other person is on the same piece of furniture as I.

Eurovision is all about inclusion: it doesn’t see colour, gender, or genocide.
❤️
#eurovision

Geil, Bulgarien hat den ESC gewonnen! Sehr verdient! Bangaranga!🥳
Ich bin sooo erleichtert, dass Israel nicht gewonnen hat. Ich hätte einen ESC in Israel nächstes Jahr sonst boykottieren müssen.
#Eurovision #ESC2026

Cesar Sampson, ladies and gentlemen. Yes ma’am #Eurovision #BillyJoel

Die Welt wäre einfach besser, wenn Sarah Engels sagen würde:
„Was soll's. 12 Punkte sind 12 Punkte. Scheiß doch drauf, ob pro Land oder in Summe.“
#janprixollivision #eurovision #eurovision2026

When you block everyone who has posted enthusiastically about Eurovision, the #eurovision tag becomes a steam of decent people who oppose genocide.
My work here is done.

#eurovision
https://pchrgaza.org/mass-killings-and…

Is #eurovision post processing the video feed with #vfx or is it all done with a fancy camera and led syncing?

#eurovision This is very unpleasant.

Serbia spent 50% of their Eurovision budget on Epic Shoulders of Extreme Epicness ( 10 to screaming, 5 to fire resistance) #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Great move, Spainish tv is also boycotting Eurovision over Israel participation.
#boycott #eurovision

Folks posting enthusiastically about #eurovision must be sad for having missed the 1936 olympics.
Do you ever wonder what you’d be during back then? Guess what? You’re doing it right now.

Die Welt wäre einfach besser, wenn Sarah Engels sagen würde:
„Was soll's. 12 Punkte sind 12 Punkte. Scheiß doch drauf, ob pro Land oder in Summe.“
#janprixollivision #eurovision #eurovision2026

#eurovision Bulgarian food next year then! Yay!

I swear all the #Eurovision pre-song videos are in one of the hotel rooms from #HeatedRivalry

Australia read and understood the brief. That was a solid Eurovision song. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

If you’re not offended by genocide, I’m offended by you. And you can fuck right off.
#eurovision

#eurovision
https://www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2025/1/20/aerial-photos-show-scale-of-israeli-destruction-in-gaza

#eurovision Euphoria still my fav ever.

#eurovision2026 #eurovision

I’m coming into today nearly cold. How is your #Eurovision scorecard looking?

NIL POINTS
#Eurovision

Nul points #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision Who brought the agents in? #matrix #sweden

#eurovision She's just blown up the dancers' brains with that last piercing note. #poland

Time to throw some snacks in the air fryer! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

🎶 Watching Eurovision this week? 🎶
Good on you!
Don’t let a little genocide keep you from enjoying your singalong.
#eurovision #Eurovision2026 #eurovisionSongConteat

#eurovision I was terrified about that £500k violin and those kinky boots and flowing dress.

Ukraine sent their best emissary from Omicron Persei 6.3 #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision Can't believe I asked fam which country this was!? Idiot. #fra

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Well I spread my votes between #norway, #bulgaria and #belgium for #eurovision tonight.

Squeaky bum time.
#Eurovision

#eurovision Croatia is summoning something, and we are eagerly awaiting our demon lord.

I'm not going to post what I said out loud about Lithuania's presenter #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision I'm liking Bulgaria.

Norway. Remember when they sent Gåte? Well, this isn't Gåte. Anyway... #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision That looks like the camera has gone on the blink! 😱

Looks like Goth Xena moved to Romania for her sabbatical this year. Pretty wild. Pretty good. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#NormalisingGenocide is now trending on Mastodon.
Take a fucking bow, asshats.
#eurovision #esc2026 #GER

#eurovision Delta. Yep. Very good.

Absolutely wild: Poland huffed ALL the Witness Me paint and then voted for...Israel. Alrighty then anyway MOVING ON HELLO THERE ITALY PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision Right, four minute pause for us....

ACTUAL BILLY JOEL!
#Eurovision

Looking like a return to tradition: the European core votes for its neighbors, and the outer fringes vote for their diasporic concentrations. Australia is, of course, a huge wildcard. I wonder what the popular vote will look like! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

This is all very confusing.
#Eurovision

This show is making me crave sausage #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Yep, that's some Italian shit right there. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ah yes, everyone's favorite European country: Australia #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Waiting now for the truly bonkers part of #Eurovision: the voting.

Poland has definitely moved on from its milkmaids of yore #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Albania's moody goth archangel in chainmail was pretty good #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Greece forgot to send a singer and a song. Cool videogame, though! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Don't think we're going to win this year, lads. #Eurovision

Czechia just isn't lighting me on fire. Seems like a nice kid. I wish him the best. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like Ilia from Star Trek: The Motion Picture got a fresh paint job in Lithuania! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ukraine sent a hell of a soprano and a heavy-but-æthereal song. Pretty good. Let's see. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Croatia sent a gallery filled with Renaissance paintings of pagan priestesses being awesome #eurovision2026 #eurovision

France sent a French song in French: quelle surprise. Good soprano. Decent atmo. It'll chart. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Albania: 12 points to Italy
Cyprus: 12 points to Greece
Sweden: 12 points to Finland
Who on earth could have predicted any of that?
#Eurovision

Bulgaria offers us a banger from Bulgarian Nicki Minaj, and I suspect we will accept it with gratitude #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Holy shit, Sweden fucking slaps! My #1 so far. Guaranteed summer hit. The synth and polyphony is awesome. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and have ourselves a snack #eurovision2026 #eurovision

I don't have much to say about Finland owing to being distracted by the sausage. Sorry. I'll try harder in the future. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Cyprus sliding in with a solid (but predicable) Helleno-Anatolian track. Good song to bop to in Chersonissos and then forget #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Israel's song wasn't too bad, but nothing amazing. I wonder if they'll get nul points from everybody but Germany and Austria #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Belgian Björk with the indy accent does a little club dance as a treat. I predict it will land in the top 10, but not a winner. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Malta somehow sent a smouldering French song that's entirely in English and Maltese. Pretty good! Also, tight pants: happy to see us. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Moldova sent Moldovan rap. I was fully tuned-out until the 8m tall soprano appeared. Then I tuned out a second time after she disappeared. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Let go! #Eurovision

WHERE IS THE ANALOG SYNTH?
WHERE ARE THE KRAFTWERK VIBES!?
YOU CAN'T JUST COUNT TO THREE!!!
Eins, zwei, sigh. Sorry, UK.
#eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like they're having some camera RF link issues with Czechia. These camera operators deserve their own award, though. Incredible work, live, with no room for fuckups. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Shakira Shakira. #Eurovision

Euro🩸vision🩸song🩸contest.
The music of genocide.
Made in Europe™️
#EU #Europe #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest

It's a great song from Poland. It's not #Eurovision-winning stuff, but it would make a great standalone pop song.

In preparation for tomorrow, I've compiled a YouTube playlist of all the acts that didn't make it to the Grand Final, which I will watch before the show starts. (As a rule, I don't watch the semis, so as not to spoil the novelty of all the acts.) #Eurovision2026 #eurovision

France has out-Franced itself this year. #Eurovision

She's got a pair of lungs on her though. That's a voice and a half! #Eurovision

It is impossible to be more Italian than this song & performance. #Eurovision

This guy is an incredible performer: goes up on stage and cuts a flawless album track in one take while putting on a stage show. As someone who spent 24 years as a musician before seeing the better of it, let me just recognize game in Mr. César Sampson. Consummate fuckin' performer there. #eurovision2026

No idea what they put in the water in Bulgaria but it has some amazing side effects. #Eurovision

Eurovision is spotty with the subtitles this year. We got a full translation for Albania, which made the song hit harder. Greece, I guess they had some words on the curtain, but I couldn't see them: I think he had a kind of message, but I only did one semester of Attic Greek 23 years ago, and I couldn't understand him at all. This disadvantages Greece and other such in the voting. #eurovision2026

Bugger. Just realised we (UK) can't even rely on getting a few audience votes from Ireland this year. #Eurovision

I can't work out which nation this act is from. I wish he'd shout out the name of his country or something. #Eurovision

Particularly unfortunate for Serbia coming straight after such an up-beat up-tempo glorious Australian performance. #Eurovision

Yes, nice stuff from Cyprus. It's not going to change their never-winning-Eurovision record, but it's a great song. And recognisably from the country it's representing too, rather than generic Eurorave. #Eurovision

Who's doing the #BootsOfMastodon toots? Surely Finland must be contenders for first place. #Eurovision

Right, time for part 2 #Eurovision

Oh Bulgaria what have you done? #Eurovision

Salt Lake City IS in Utah, Rylan. #Eurovision

Oh no. They're out. Pray for Vienna. #Eurovision

I'm exhausted just watching Armenia. #Eurovision

Don't let the zombies out of the box! #Eurovision

This is quite charming from Luxembourg. #Eurovision

Sounds like she's singed Rylan's beard 😆 #eurovision

If those post-it notes haven't all fallen off by the end of this performance I'm calling shenanigans. #Eurovision