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“It’s just a song contest!”
– muppets
#eurovision

How Israel Turned Eurovision’s Stage Into a Soft Power Tool
Israel’s efforts to influence Eurovision’s vote were broader and started years earlier than previously known.

Right, just blocked everyone who was enthusiastically posting on the #eurovision tag and now it’s late and I need to sleep but I’ll continue the purge when I get a moment tomorrow.
I don’t need anyone who normalises genocide in my life.
#eurovision

I’m avoiding live-posting all of #Eurovision by restricting my commentary to a two-person SMS group chat. That other person is on the same piece of furniture as I.

Cool, looks like we're having a Eurovision again next year! Congrats to Bulgaria :) #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Die Welt wäre einfach besser, wenn Sarah Engels sagen würde:
„Was soll's. 12 Punkte sind 12 Punkte. Scheiß doch drauf, ob pro Land oder in Summe.“
#janprixollivision #eurovision #eurovision2026

#eurovision Armour bodices are the vibe this year, it seems.

Eurovision is all about inclusion: it doesn’t see colour, gender, or genocide.
❤️
#eurovision

I swear all the #Eurovision pre-song videos are in one of the hotel rooms from #HeatedRivalry

Geil, Bulgarien hat den ESC gewonnen! Sehr verdient! Bangaranga!🥳
Ich bin sooo erleichtert, dass Israel nicht gewonnen hat. Ich hätte einen ESC in Israel nächstes Jahr sonst boykottieren müssen.
#Eurovision #ESC2026

When you block everyone who has posted enthusiastically about Eurovision, the #eurovision tag becomes a steam of decent people who oppose genocide.
My work here is done.

#eurovision
https://pchrgaza.org/mass-killings-and…

Is #eurovision post processing the video feed with #vfx or is it all done with a fancy camera and led syncing?

Serbia spent 50% of their Eurovision budget on Epic Shoulders of Extreme Epicness ( 10 to screaming, 5 to fire resistance) #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Die Welt wäre einfach besser, wenn Sarah Engels sagen würde:
„Was soll's. 12 Punkte sind 12 Punkte. Scheiß doch drauf, ob pro Land oder in Summe.“
#janprixollivision #eurovision #eurovision2026

#eurovision This is very unpleasant.

Great move, Spainish tv is also boycotting Eurovision over Israel participation.
#boycott #eurovision

Australia read and understood the brief. That was a solid Eurovision song. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Cesar Sampson, ladies and gentlemen. Yes ma’am #Eurovision #BillyJoel

Folks posting enthusiastically about #eurovision must be sad for having missed the 1936 olympics.
Do you ever wonder what you’d be during back then? Guess what? You’re doing it right now.

#eurovision Who brought the agents in? #matrix #sweden

#eurovision
https://www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2025/1/20/aerial-photos-show-scale-of-israeli-destruction-in-gaza

If you’re not offended by genocide, I’m offended by you. And you can fuck right off.
#eurovision

I’m coming into today nearly cold. How is your #Eurovision scorecard looking?

#eurovision She's just blown up the dancers' brains with that last piercing note. #poland

#eurovision I was terrified about that £500k violin and those kinky boots and flowing dress.

#eurovision2026 #eurovision

Let go! #Eurovision

#eurovision Can't believe I asked fam which country this was!? Idiot. #fra

Nul points #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision Croatia is summoning something, and we are eagerly awaiting our demon lord.

#eurovision I'm liking Bulgaria.

This show is making me crave sausage #eurovision2026 #eurovision

🎶 Watching Eurovision this week? 🎶
Good on you!
Don’t let a little genocide keep you from enjoying your singalong.
#eurovision #Eurovision2026 #eurovisionSongConteat

#eurovision That looks like the camera has gone on the blink! 😱

Yep, that's some Italian shit right there. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#eurovision Delta. Yep. Very good.

Time to throw some snacks in the air fryer! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Well I spread my votes between #norway, #bulgaria and #belgium for #eurovision tonight.

NIL POINTS
#Eurovision

Ah yes, everyone's favorite European country: Australia #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ukraine sent their best emissary from Omicron Persei 6.3 #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Poland has definitely moved on from its milkmaids of yore #eurovision2026 #eurovision

#NormalisingGenocide is now trending on Mastodon.
Take a fucking bow, asshats.
#eurovision #esc2026 #GER

Albania's moody goth archangel in chainmail was pretty good #eurovision2026 #eurovision

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Shakira Shakira. #Eurovision

Greece forgot to send a singer and a song. Cool videogame, though! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

I'm not going to post what I said out loud about Lithuania's presenter #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Norway. Remember when they sent Gåte? Well, this isn't Gåte. Anyway... #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Czechia just isn't lighting me on fire. Seems like a nice kid. I wish him the best. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Squeaky bum time.
#Eurovision

Looks like Ilia from Star Trek: The Motion Picture got a fresh paint job in Lithuania! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ukraine sent a hell of a soprano and a heavy-but-æthereal song. Pretty good. Let's see. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Croatia sent a gallery filled with Renaissance paintings of pagan priestesses being awesome #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like Goth Xena moved to Romania for her sabbatical this year. Pretty wild. Pretty good. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

ACTUAL BILLY JOEL!
#Eurovision

France sent a French song in French: quelle surprise. Good soprano. Decent atmo. It'll chart. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Bulgaria offers us a banger from Bulgarian Nicki Minaj, and I suspect we will accept it with gratitude #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Holy shit, Sweden fucking slaps! My #1 so far. Guaranteed summer hit. The synth and polyphony is awesome. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and have ourselves a snack #eurovision2026 #eurovision

This is all very confusing.
#Eurovision

I don't have much to say about Finland owing to being distracted by the sausage. Sorry. I'll try harder in the future. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Cyprus sliding in with a solid (but predicable) Helleno-Anatolian track. Good song to bop to in Chersonissos and then forget #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Israel's song wasn't too bad, but nothing amazing. I wonder if they'll get nul points from everybody but Germany and Austria #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Belgian Björk with the indy accent does a little club dance as a treat. I predict it will land in the top 10, but not a winner. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Malta somehow sent a smouldering French song that's entirely in English and Maltese. Pretty good! Also, tight pants: happy to see us. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

It's a great song from Poland. It's not #Eurovision-winning stuff, but it would make a great standalone pop song.

Moldova sent Moldovan rap. I was fully tuned-out until the 8m tall soprano appeared. Then I tuned out a second time after she disappeared. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

WHERE IS THE ANALOG SYNTH?
WHERE ARE THE KRAFTWERK VIBES!?
YOU CAN'T JUST COUNT TO THREE!!!
Eins, zwei, sigh. Sorry, UK.
#eurovision2026 #eurovision

Absolutely wild: Poland huffed ALL the Witness Me paint and then voted for...Israel. Alrighty then anyway MOVING ON HELLO THERE ITALY PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like they're having some camera RF link issues with Czechia. These camera operators deserve their own award, though. Incredible work, live, with no room for fuckups. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

France has out-Franced itself this year. #Eurovision

Looking like a return to tradition: the European core votes for its neighbors, and the outer fringes vote for their diasporic concentrations. Australia is, of course, a huge wildcard. I wonder what the popular vote will look like! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Waiting now for the truly bonkers part of #Eurovision: the voting.

Don't think we're going to win this year, lads. #Eurovision

She's got a pair of lungs on her though. That's a voice and a half! #Eurovision

In preparation for tomorrow, I've compiled a YouTube playlist of all the acts that didn't make it to the Grand Final, which I will watch before the show starts. (As a rule, I don't watch the semis, so as not to spoil the novelty of all the acts.) #Eurovision2026 #eurovision

It is impossible to be more Italian than this song & performance. #Eurovision

Euro🩸vision🩸song🩸contest.
The music of genocide.
Made in Europe™️
#EU #Europe #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest

No idea what they put in the water in Bulgaria but it has some amazing side effects. #Eurovision

Eurovision is spotty with the subtitles this year. We got a full translation for Albania, which made the song hit harder. Greece, I guess they had some words on the curtain, but I couldn't see them: I think he had a kind of message, but I only did one semester of Attic Greek 23 years ago, and I couldn't understand him at all. This disadvantages Greece and other such in the voting. #eurovision2026

Bugger. Just realised we (UK) can't even rely on getting a few audience votes from Ireland this year. #Eurovision

I can't work out which nation this act is from. I wish he'd shout out the name of his country or something. #Eurovision

Particularly unfortunate for Serbia coming straight after such an up-beat up-tempo glorious Australian performance. #Eurovision

Albania: 12 points to Italy
Cyprus: 12 points to Greece
Sweden: 12 points to Finland
Who on earth could have predicted any of that?
#Eurovision

This guy is an incredible performer: goes up on stage and cuts a flawless album track in one take while putting on a stage show. As someone who spent 24 years as a musician before seeing the better of it, let me just recognize game in Mr. César Sampson. Consummate fuckin' performer there. #eurovision2026

Who's doing the #BootsOfMastodon toots? Surely Finland must be contenders for first place. #Eurovision

Yes, nice stuff from Cyprus. It's not going to change their never-winning-Eurovision record, but it's a great song. And recognisably from the country it's representing too, rather than generic Eurorave. #Eurovision

Right, time for part 2 #Eurovision

Oh Bulgaria what have you done? #Eurovision

Salt Lake City IS in Utah, Rylan. #Eurovision

Oh no. They're out. Pray for Vienna. #Eurovision

I'm exhausted just watching Armenia. #Eurovision

Don't let the zombies out of the box! #Eurovision

This is quite charming from Luxembourg. #Eurovision

Sounds like she's singed Rylan's beard 😆 #eurovision

If those post-it notes haven't all fallen off by the end of this performance I'm calling shenanigans. #Eurovision

I'm fairly sure that there's an agreement that if Australia do win, that a European country would host the contest for them. #Eurovision

Sorry Austria, but you need to be glad that you get through to the final automatically. Otherwise you'd be out in the semis. #Eurovision

Fairly sure I saw this Romanian entry performing at Slimelight or some other similar electrogoth club in the early 2000s!
#Eurovision