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Don’t let a little genocide keep you from enjoying your singalong.
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Die Welt wäre einfach besser, wenn Sarah Engels sagen würde:
„Was soll's. 12 Punkte sind 12 Punkte. Scheiß doch drauf, ob pro Land oder in Summe.“
#janprixollivision #eurovision #eurovision2026

Nul points #eurovision2026 #eurovision

This show is making me crave sausage #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Die Welt wäre einfach besser, wenn Sarah Engels sagen würde:
„Was soll's. 12 Punkte sind 12 Punkte. Scheiß doch drauf, ob pro Land oder in Summe.“
#janprixollivision #eurovision #eurovision2026

Yep, that's some Italian shit right there. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Time to throw some snacks in the air fryer! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ah yes, everyone's favorite European country: Australia #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ukraine sent their best emissary from Omicron Persei 6.3 #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Poland has definitely moved on from its milkmaids of yore #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Albania's moody goth archangel in chainmail was pretty good #eurovision2026 #eurovision

I am a little behind because we had to check on the chickens #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Greece forgot to send a singer and a song. Cool videogame, though! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

I'm not going to post what I said out loud about Lithuania's presenter #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Norway. Remember when they sent Gåte? Well, this isn't Gåte. Anyway... #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Australia read and understood the brief. That was a solid Eurovision song. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Czechia just isn't lighting me on fire. Seems like a nice kid. I wish him the best. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Cool, looks like we're having a Eurovision again next year! Congrats to Bulgaria :) #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like Ilia from Star Trek: The Motion Picture got a fresh paint job in Lithuania! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Ukraine sent a hell of a soprano and a heavy-but-æthereal song. Pretty good. Let's see. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Croatia sent a gallery filled with Renaissance paintings of pagan priestesses being awesome #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like Goth Xena moved to Romania for her sabbatical this year. Pretty wild. Pretty good. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

France sent a French song in French: quelle surprise. Good soprano. Decent atmo. It'll chart. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Bulgaria offers us a banger from Bulgarian Nicki Minaj, and I suspect we will accept it with gratitude #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Holy shit, Sweden fucking slaps! My #1 so far. Guaranteed summer hit. The synth and polyphony is awesome. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and have ourselves a snack #eurovision2026 #eurovision

I don't have much to say about Finland owing to being distracted by the sausage. Sorry. I'll try harder in the future. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Serbia spent 50% of their Eurovision budget on Epic Shoulders of Extreme Epicness ( 10 to screaming, 5 to fire resistance) #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Cyprus sliding in with a solid (but predicable) Helleno-Anatolian track. Good song to bop to in Chersonissos and then forget #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Israel's song wasn't too bad, but nothing amazing. I wonder if they'll get nul points from everybody but Germany and Austria #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Belgian Björk with the indy accent does a little club dance as a treat. I predict it will land in the top 10, but not a winner. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Malta somehow sent a smouldering French song that's entirely in English and Maltese. Pretty good! Also, tight pants: happy to see us. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Moldova sent Moldovan rap. I was fully tuned-out until the 8m tall soprano appeared. Then I tuned out a second time after she disappeared. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

WHERE IS THE ANALOG SYNTH?
WHERE ARE THE KRAFTWERK VIBES!?
YOU CAN'T JUST COUNT TO THREE!!!
Eins, zwei, sigh. Sorry, UK.
#eurovision2026 #eurovision

Absolutely wild: Poland huffed ALL the Witness Me paint and then voted for...Israel. Alrighty then anyway MOVING ON HELLO THERE ITALY PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looks like they're having some camera RF link issues with Czechia. These camera operators deserve their own award, though. Incredible work, live, with no room for fuckups. #eurovision2026 #eurovision

Looking like a return to tradition: the European core votes for its neighbors, and the outer fringes vote for their diasporic concentrations. Australia is, of course, a huge wildcard. I wonder what the popular vote will look like! #eurovision2026 #eurovision

This guy is an incredible performer: goes up on stage and cuts a flawless album track in one take while putting on a stage show. As someone who spent 24 years as a musician before seeing the better of it, let me just recognize game in Mr. César Sampson. Consummate fuckin' performer there. #eurovision2026

In preparation for tomorrow, I've compiled a YouTube playlist of all the acts that didn't make it to the Grand Final, which I will watch before the show starts. (As a rule, I don't watch the semis, so as not to spoil the novelty of all the acts.) #Eurovision2026 #eurovision

Eurovision is spotty with the subtitles this year. We got a full translation for Albania, which made the song hit harder. Greece, I guess they had some words on the curtain, but I couldn't see them: I think he had a kind of message, but I only did one semester of Attic Greek 23 years ago, and I couldn't understand him at all. This disadvantages Greece and other such in the voting. #eurovision2026