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@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.org
2025-07-07 07:25:18

I just managed to drop my bank card in to the flushing toilet :rofl: 🚽
Luckily, it got stuck 🥴
#fail #wtf

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-06-24 20:06:38

Hahaha.
#fail
mastodon.social/@gwynnion/1147

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-07-30 19:44:03

I feel like the Guardian might have missed something on her resume...
"Harris, who previously served as California’s attorney general and US senator, offered few details..."
#uspol
#fail

@toooobeeee@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-28 12:20:17

Ääh, nö...
#aufkleber #fail

Foto eines Campervans von der Seite, auf einer Wiese neben der Strasse stehend. Links davon eine Scheunenwand, rechts im Hintergrund ein Wohnwagen. Darüber blauer Himmel mit lebhaften, weißen Wolken. Auf dem Campervan prangt ein Aufkleber mit der Aufschrift 'Magic Tripper'.
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-08-17 23:50:34

Trump #fail
axios.com/2025/08/17/russia-uk

Rubio says peace agreement "a long ways off" after Putin summit
Rubio on Sunday argued if the U.S. levies additional sanctions against Russia, the "talking stops."

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-06-19 12:23:58

I went downstairs, filled the kettle, waited for it boil, and poured the water into my mug.
I then popped back upstairs for 5 minutes to let it brew. Went back down to the kitchen, gave it a stir. "Hmm this looks a bit weak".
I'd only forgotten to put a bloody tea bag in the mug at the start of the exercise, hadn't I.
Obviously I have now contacted the government and arranged to hand in my British passport.
#Tea #FAIL

@tomkalei@machteburch.social
2025-09-05 09:27:25

OK, normally I'm bored by AI fails, but this made my giggle yesterday. (my own screenshots from gpt-5 yesterday!)
#llm #fail

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-03 16:27:36

Netflix recommends me the movie Scarface because I watched Troy: Fall of a City? 🤦‍♂️
#Netflix #recommendation #moview #entertainment #fail

@denkbeteiligung@digitalcourage.social
2025-06-21 04:44:42

Ach stimmt. #Klimatransformationsfonds kann auch gelesen werden als Fonds der das Klima transformiert. 🧐
@… das ist ja nicht zu glauben!

Regierung will klimaschädliches Gas aus dem Klimafonds bezahlen
Eine Recherche von CORRECTIV deckt auf: Ein Teil des Klimafonds soll nun offenbar auch für klimaschädliches Gas verwendet werden. 

@newstik@social.heise.de
2025-06-28 21:05:19

Why does the #CBC consistently #fail to include hyperlinks or original documents in their #news #reporting?

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@kctipton@mas.to
2025-07-16 16:57:20

Thousands of Federal Troops in LA Spent 40 Days Doing Nothing #fascism

The Military Occupied LA for 40 Days and All They Did Was Detain One Guy
Sent over the objections of California officials, the military has detained one man who was rushing to an appointment in a federal building, not protesting.

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 08:18:52

test :funnyguy:
FAIL
that emoji is only supported on:
mastodon.rxbrad.com
#FailedTest #MastodonRxBradCom

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-24 17:02:57

Another AI assistant. Another failed Apple test.
For the record, Lumo passed the test on the fourth attempt.
#Lumo #Proton #AI #LLM #fail