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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 09:38:30

Just gonna leave this right here...
▶️ Best Fails of the Year | The Internet Was Unhinged in 2025 😄
#fail

@qbi@freie-re.de
2026-02-12 08:48:24

Ich brauche noch einen Kaffee oder warum kann die Bash kein SQL?
user@host:~$ SELECT s.id, s.url …
FROM statuses s
JOIN …
-bash: syntax error near unexpected token `('
-bash: FROM: command not found
#fail

@froqstar@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 11:50:14

Some weeks are better than others...
#3dprinting #fail

@niqdanger@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-03 14:08:59

Oh sure, this makes me feel good about using AI. #fail

Copilot window showing warning "AI generated content may be incorrect". Highlight mine
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2026-01-31 23:59:52

Been banging my head against this 3d model that wouldn't slice. I even rebuilt it from scratch. No joy.
Apparently, I'm just a dumbass. 8" is 203mm. So my 250mm high build is outside the build area.
🤦‍♂️
#3dprinting
#fail

@andycarolan@social.lol
2026-01-21 13:40:51

I had spicy noodles for lunch because I didn't want to consume bread.
Since I finished my noodles, I've had peanut butter on two slices of bread lol
#Fail #Lunch #Vegan

@rigo@mamot.fr
2025-11-24 16:43:09

Es ist ermüdend wie die Medien immer wieder das Narrativ der fehlenden Fachkräfte bedienen. Es gibt genug Fachkräfte, aber die sind über 35 Jahre alt und wollen nicht mit einem Allmosen abgespeist werden. Die Recruiter sind hoffnungslos stereotyp. Und heulen dann herum. #fail

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 11:43:31

AI translation can't get any wronger: The Kannada word "ಪ್ರಾಣಾಂತರ್ಗತ" (ISO prāṇāṁtargata) or the variation ಪ್ರಾಣಾನ್ತರ್ಗತ (prāṇāntargata) actually means "resident in [part of] breath [life]".
1: #fail #AI #translation #Kannada #English #languages #Google

@qbi@freie-re.de
2026-01-26 09:33:50

Hallo Support, $Software funktioniert nicht mehr. Fehlermeldung sagt irgendwas mit OpenGL.
Das liegt sicher an #IPv6. Bitte deaktivieren Sie IPv6.
Bleeding-Edge-Technologie macht auch 2026 noch Probleme. 🤦 #fail

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-04 16:29:46

I like how "TDM Reservation Protocol (TDMRep)" has two docs marked "Final Community Group Report" with a stamp of "finality" in both docs. Distinct URIs and date stamps too. 🙄
#w3c #technology #consistency #fail #sarcasm