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@andycarolan@social.lol
2026-01-21 13:40:51

I had spicy noodles for lunch because I didn't want to consume bread.
Since I finished my noodles, I've had peanut butter on two slices of bread lol
#Fail #Lunch #Vegan

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 09:38:30

Just gonna leave this right here...
▶️ Best Fails of the Year | The Internet Was Unhinged in 2025 😄
#fail

@crell@phpc.social
2025-11-13 16:47:39

I mean, that's good to know, but how breakable is it?
#Fail

A photo of a package for a small mirror.  The package reads "Not Easy to Vreak."
@crell@phpc.social
2025-11-13 16:56:08

Wait, the bag is at risk of suffocation? Knotting it seems counter-productive in that case. Rationally abandoning it is the better option, I'd say.
#Fail

A photo of a white plastic bag, part of the packaging of some product.  The safety text on it reads:


WARNING:
BAGS NON-TOY SUPPLIES. THIS BAG IS AT RISK. OF SUFFOCATION AND SHOULD NOT BE USED WITHIN THE REACH OF CHILDREN. AFTER REMOVING THE GOODS, PLEASE RATIONALLY ABANDON THE BAG, IF NECESSARY, PLEASE KNOT.

Made in China.
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-11-04 16:31:40

Apparently, if you enable MFA through the UPS website (as it asks you to do), you can no longer use the app. Great job UPS...
#MFA
#Fail

@froqstar@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 11:50:14

Some weeks are better than others...
#3dprinting #fail

@rigo@mamot.fr
2025-11-24 16:43:09

Es ist ermüdend wie die Medien immer wieder das Narrativ der fehlenden Fachkräfte bedienen. Es gibt genug Fachkräfte, aber die sind über 35 Jahre alt und wollen nicht mit einem Allmosen abgespeist werden. Die Recruiter sind hoffnungslos stereotyp. Und heulen dann herum. #fail

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 11:43:31

AI translation can't get any wronger: The Kannada word "ಪ್ರಾಣಾಂತರ್ಗತ" (ISO prāṇāṁtargata) or the variation ಪ್ರಾಣಾನ್ತರ್ಗತ (prāṇāntargata) actually means "resident in [part of] breath [life]".
1: #fail #AI #translation #Kannada #English #languages #Google

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-04 16:29:46

I like how "TDM Reservation Protocol (TDMRep)" has two docs marked "Final Community Group Report" with a stamp of "finality" in both docs. Distinct URIs and date stamps too. 🙄
#w3c #technology #consistency #fail #sarcasm