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@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-07-15 16:53:27

Respondents across the U.K... rated the satirical candidate known as Count #Binface#Farage's main likely opponent in the Aug. 13 by-election — as more trustworthy and likeable than the man who hopes to be prime minister.

@pre@boing.world
2026-07-17 20:01:32

Deadline to file as a candidate for Clacton passed, and full list of candidates announced.
I heard a rumour that Farage failed to file in time, but that seems not to be true.
Twenty independents, Three candidates from the Monster Raving Loony party, a bunch of small parties, and the two fore-runners: Nigel Farage and Count Binface
Thirty Four candidates at an election is a British record.
One clear unity candidate. Every vote for the Count counts!
#clacton #countBinface #farage

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-09-04 21:28:27

I am delighted to hear that James Orr has stepped down from his position with #ReformUKLtd. I wonder whether he will also step down from his position with the University of Cambridge?
#Farage
#FarageSleaze

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-07-12 16:04:42

To the people predicting that #Binface4Clacton cannot win: consider that those who, in the past, have been voting for #Farage, or @ReformUkLtd, were actually voting to stick it to The Man.
Who looks more like The Man to you: Nigel

A posterised portrait of a space alien, with the text 'You voted for Boaty McBoatface, now vote for Binny McBinface!'
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 05:09:50

A bin got nearly 10,000 votes against 22,000 for Farage.
On by-election turnout of 44%
Please do opine!
#UKPoli #BinFace #Farage

@pre@boing.world
2026-07-07 18:35:16
Content warning: ukpol farage byelection

The press have been hounding Farage. Pointing out his corruption. Asking what he has spent the millions of pounds he's been gifted on.
Question doesn't really make sense to me. Money is fungible. The money went onto his money pile. He's spent money since, but was it that money? Or different money? How do you even know or measure that?
Anyway, he's fed up with it all so is standing down to cause a by election. At which he will stand. Imaging, wrongly, that this might make corruption charges go away. Other parties seem to be saying they won't dignify it with a contest, so he might be unopposed.
Could be just him and Count Binface. Would be properly hilarious if Binface won. I'd vote Binface in that case for sure.
#ukpol #farage #corruptFinance

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 04:43:03

just saw Farage! “Candidates and agents" being asked to front to consult about the results #farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@pre@boing.world
2026-08-14 08:32:07
Content warning: re: UKPol Clacton Binface Victory Speech

63% of Clacton got it wrong, while only 27% of Clacton got it right.
Clacton really love Farage. Far more than the rest of the country.
Oh well, here's Binface's victory speech:
#binface #clacton #result #farage

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 05:07:15

9455 for Binface!
2nd only to Farage's 22,000
That's actually an incredible result. Binface got around 25% of the vote!
#farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 04:25:50

there is only one thing you could possibly be watching on YouTube right now
And that is the final count of count pin face versus Nigel Farage
#farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 05:02:32

here we go!!
#farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 04:53:47

oh! The feed is back! with feet! #farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 04:48:41

Oh it's getting serious as they gather!!
#farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 04:52:24

The comments are as amazing as one would hope...
#farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli

@pre@boing.world
2026-07-31 17:01:32
Content warning: UKPol Clacton Binface Farage

Owen Jones has gone down and interviewed some randoms. Only seems to have found one sane one.
Not a great deal of hope for Binface fans here though I'm afraid.
His supporters are so cynical about politics they don't care, they're all like "all politicians are doing it" which isn't true at all but they doesn't get through to people
That sense of cynicism and pessimism saturates this country
#ukpol #binface #farage #clacton

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-08-14 04:50:37

the feed just cut out and I think they're going to go to an actual news broadcast soon when they announce the result! #farage #countbinface #voteBinface #ukpoli