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@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2025-06-15 18:39:36

I don’t have a father. My adoptive father was an abuser (physical, emotional, & sexual) who croaked more than a decade ago, & my bio father passed away at age 59 (before I identified him, sadly). But Mr. Boots is a father AND a dad, so let’s all wish him a very happy #FathersDay —I’m gonna cook him a delicious steak & baked potato dinner! 🥰

@laimis@mstdn.social
2025-06-16 02:18:48

I had a nice day reading by the pool while the kids played with my wife. Then watched some #F1 . Overall a perfect #FathersDay . If not counting for all the nonsense that's going on in the world today........

@brentsleeper@sfba.social
2025-06-15 18:57:14

Why the judgey face, #Connections? I’ll spend my #FathersDay the way I like, thank you very much.

Screenshot of the New York Times’ “Connections” word puzzle published June15, 2025. In the 4×4 grid of sixteen words, the words “father,” smoking,” “nudity,” and “curses” have been highlighted.
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-15 15:08:05

My favorite breakfast place (Jagged Fork in #GrossePointe) is apparently a favorite amongst Dads. Halfway through a DoorDash order, we got a notice that they were closed to online orders due to volume.
I was really looking forward to their new Birria Breakfast Burrito. :(
#FathersDay

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-15 17:04:26

something a little special for the fathers 💙| ​⁠@yeticoolers #DallasCowboys #NFL #FathersDay

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 02:00:59

Comedian Max Amini does the BEST Father's Day comedy bit ever. My fellow Asians, you'll relate... trust me. 😜
#maxamini #humor #comedy

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2025-06-15 20:13:34

Joyce asked me, "Aren't there 4 terrible things in Japan, 'Kaminari' being one of them?" I counted for him: "Jishin (earthquake), kaminari (thunder), kaji (fire), oyaji (paternity)." and he laughed.
— Takaoki Katta, 1926
#fathersday #jamesjoyce #finneganswake #oyaji

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-06-15 03:25:28

One of the happiest periods of my life has been taking parental/paternal leave when my son was born and I had our three year-old daughter.
If you have the opportunity to do this, do it. If you have the ability to advocate for your workplace to have this, do it.
#dads #fathersday #parentalLeave #workerRights
mas.to/@newz/11468522917860996

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-05-29 15:29:46
Content warning:

It's the #DayOfZeus / Jupiter's Day / Thorsday! ⚡
Happy #FathersDay to all fathers and daddies ❤️
#Zeus is the father of many of the gods and many mortals liked to trace their line…

Marble relief of Zeus, who is seated, while Leto stands by his left side with their children Apollon and Artemis.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-15 14:19:11

"shoutout to the dads 🫡​⁠@Nuna-Baby | #dallascowboys #nfl #fathersday #dads