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@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 04:05:57

I sent in a message to Reading today and they read it out during the match and then called me good lad
and while I did follow it up to say im a good lass
it did feel good to be called a good lad by the delightful Reading commentators hehe
#fedifc #ReadingFC

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 01:42:34

I probably shouldn't go pub for derby day tomorrow morning
I really want to but my money is fucked up and my head hurts and I'd have to get the bus at 7:20am
aauugghhh i guess we'll see if I somehow feel up to it
otherwise next one I can go for is February and ofc I can go for other games but I really feel like concentrated 8am hater energy will be so powerful
#fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-28 18:06:57

Richarlison having a brace of disallowed goals is delicious.
#CRYTOT #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-29 13:19:28

how many Blackpool players are gonna get head injuries today lol #fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-28 22:04:20

Real Madrid coming unglued. Two red cards in stoppage time.
Benfica's keeper SCORES a header to put them int he playoffs on the final play of hte game!!!
Real Madrid had already dropped out of top 8.
🎦 🍿
#BENRMA #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-24 21:16:53

slowly making progress. ima figure out a better way to display scarves at some point cuz I don't wanna thumbtack em
#fedifc

football scarves on a hanger - reading, celtic, brondby, grorud, clapton
my wall with two clapton posters, a Portugal shirt, Clapton match program, celtic legends poster and ticket, Clapton "against modern football" sticker
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-22 21:15:55

What a crushing turn of events for #NFO... soft penalty awarded and subsequently saved, then an OG off Yates 60 seconds later.
#BRANFO #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-24 05:58:02

football just like me fr
#fedifc #claptoncfc

poster on my wall that says

CLAPTON COMMUNITY FOOTBALL CLUB
FOOTBALL HAS NO GENDER

WHY NINE PLAYERS?
The Clapton CFC Women's First Team and
Reserves Team have been kicking off
games with just nine players on the
pitch at the start.
The two other positions are left
deliberately vacant at the start to
represent the two FA bans - on women's
football as a whole in 1921 and on trans
women's involvement in football in 2025.
We hope other allies may adopt this
small but visible gesture.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-23 09:12:20

call me crazy but I don't think competitive sports should have moneyback guarantees. if you only support your club when you're winning you should just stick to watching sports films
#fedifc


@ebfc_official
Following today's unacceptable result,
#EBFC players will be reimbursing the
cost of match tickets for all travelling
supporters 
The club are already liaising with the
Supporters Club for a list of supporters
and further details will be distributed
with them directly in due course
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-20 19:19:15

genuinely bizarre thing the official Reading WhatsApp just sent out lmao
i
love
fire
works
#fedifc #ReadingFC

weird AI video of Readings chairman talking about fireworks with bizarre pauses
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-15 22:07:49

If Bournemouth had a replacement-level goalkeeper, how much higher in the table would they be? Petrovic has the second worst goals prevented at -4.4 and was pretty dreadful tonight.
#MUNBOU #fedifc #EPL

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-18 21:52:27

ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCENES IN SCOTLAND TODAY LADS
#FEDIFC

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-18 20:09:00

WHAT A TASTY PEN #fedifc #efl #readingfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-16 21:29:11

I love that Norway is gonna go to their first World Cup since 1998. that rules
#fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-06 14:27:44

What a wild finish! Beating that late press was so impressive, as Arsenal are a terrific pressing team. Deserved by Villa. 👏
#AVLARS #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-18 18:52:23

Reading lineup looking good, so glad Marriotts back #efl #readingfc #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-16 04:22:13

FORZA RAYO
#fedifc

rayo fans had a big tifo that just says WORKING CLASS

futbolypolitica • "Working class"
• Today the fans of Rayo Vallecano, Bukaneros,
unfolded this huge flag in the stands in a Conference
League match against Lech Poznan.
• In the lead-up to the game, the Polish rival of the
Lightning, the Lech Poznan, made a video for his social
networks showing the locker room of the visitors in
Vallecas, laughing at the lack of light in his locker room
and towels.
Both fans are facing ideologically. While …
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-02 21:58:11

The idea that Bentancur with one arm is pulling down Dan Burn is laughable. VAR is ridiculous.
#NEWTOT #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-16 07:01:38

Chicago is getting a place for sickos
#fedifc


QUESTIONS &
ANSWERS
What is Soccer House?
Soccer House is a soccer-only clubhouse designed
exclusively for soccer fans in Chicago's West Town
neighborhood.
It will be where you'll want to be to watch early-morning
kickoffs, derby days, cup finals, and that midweek
Conference League match in Portugal you absolutely need to
see with other sickos.

What games will you show?
As many as we possibly can! We'll obviously show the
biggest and best matchups from across the world each
weekend. Beyond that, our screens are soccer-only so the
Copa Libertadores never has to compete with the Cubs.
We'll also feature our local Fire and Stars prominently.
With multiple rooms, screens, and audio zones, different
games can run at the same time so we can pack the house
with as much soccer as possible.

Are you really only showing
soccer?
Yes.
Soccer House is a soccer-exclusive venue. It will be only
soccer (but we're happy for anyone to call it football). If
there isn't a game on, we'll have something else soccer-
related.
There will be no exceptions and no just put the basketball
game on for a second." This ain't the place where the TVs
switch to whatever sport is trending that night.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-14 19:57:28

immense day. can't believe my tons are being streamed with the on screen graphic and commentary omg
also women's Old Firm on
#fedifc #claptoncfc #CCFC

clapton cfc live stream and Celtic v Rangers women's in the corner
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-16 01:14:13

turning dermot desmond into a nasty lil comic book man
fuck u dermot i hit the arrow keys a couple times and now you have print registration errors
#celticfc #fedifc

truly horrifying vintage comic style rendition of dermot desmond
comic book style dermot desmond looking absolutely gruesome
the halftone colors are now misaligned so theres like, lip color on his teeth and stuff lol
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-13 16:44:38

Reading you're breaking my heart #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-13 21:06:12

Ronaldo just got a yellow and did the little crybaby hand signs and now they're checking if he gets a red actually lol
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-12 19:50:13

union berlins keeper is locked tf in
#fedifc #bundesliga

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-11 20:05:28

FORZA CELTIC #fedifc #europaleague

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-13 15:54:14

I fancy our chances better this time bc the opposition isn't playing in camouflage
#readingfc #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-09 19:50:43

is time. UTFD #fedifc #readingfc

about to watch the Reading match on my laptop
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-09 18:25:31

BRO HOW MANY OMONIA GOALS ARE GONNA GET DISALLOWED LET MY BOYS SCORE
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-09 17:21:38

we truly out here binch #fedifc

collage of pics with "if you traveled in 2025!" overlaid:

- me at a football game in Oslo 
- me at football in Copenhagen
- celtic legends match program, Glasgow
- protest outside cambridgeshire football association after Clapton CFC match
- me at the FIFA museum in Zurich
- me at a Reading home game
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-09 09:24:20

yknow what? why not.
why not watch north korean women's football at 3:30am
#fedifc


LIVE | Tokyo Verdy Beleza vs Naegohyang
Women's FC
| AFC Women's Champions League™

Enjoy the full match between Tokyo Verdy Beleza and Naegohyang Women's FC from matchday 1 of the AFC Women's Champions League™ 2025/26.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-08 23:06:44

Saldanha said
his brain? WACK
his eyes? WACK
his arms? WACK
me? I'm tight as FUCK
#fedifc

excerpt from my history of football tactics book: He was promptly sacked amid accusations of emotional instability. Public sympathy was limited and the little that remained was lost as he responded with a bizarre outburst in which he claimed that Gérson had mental problems, Pelé was too short-sighted to play and that Emerson Leão, the reserve keeper, had short arms.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-06 20:05:13

URRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
charlie savage!!!!!!!
#fedifc #ReadingFC

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-06 20:22:01

Reading commentators read my message out again hehe
#fedifc #ReadingFC

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-06 18:58:34

I'm revising my hopes for this match from a Celtic win to Celtic scoring at least once #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-06 18:08:44

that was such a good save followed by the second time now I've seen a celtic player block a shot with their actual face
#fedifc #europaleague

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-06 17:45:03

I need for Celtic to win today not just because I love Celtic but also bc FC Midtjylland is the opps bc they destroyed BrŸndby when I went to watch them in Copenhagen
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-01-06 00:32:06

I don't have a problem you have a problem
#fedifc

20 football shirts hanging in my closet
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-04 16:55:17

I like just checking to see what football is happening on my illegal streaming sites
sure let's watch North Korea in the U17 World Cup why not
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 16:26:16

hail hail the celts are hereeee
#fedifc #celticfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 16:44:07

oh you've got an app with precise match updates for your team? yeah well
#fedifc #claptoncfc


~ Trenna Sharpe
Clapton CFC match updates
Second half has started! Tbh I
was distracted by a pie. We are 2
mins and 40 seconds in
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-03 03:20:15

why is Bella Ciao playing at the LAFC vs Austin FC match. what is happening
#fedifc #mls

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-04 20:43:23

it was fun being cute but I do have to take the kit off so I can eat bc I'm clumsy as fuck and will for sure spill all over it
...Rayo scored immediately after I took it off ok my b I was cursing the team apparently
#fedifc

me being very cute in my rayo vallecano kit