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@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 16:26:16

hail hail the celts are hereeee
#fedifc #celticfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 16:44:07

oh you've got an app with precise match updates for your team? yeah well
#fedifc #claptoncfc


~ Trenna Sharpe
Clapton CFC match updates
Second half has started! Tbh I
was distracted by a pie. We are 2
mins and 40 seconds in
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-03 03:20:15

why is Bella Ciao playing at the LAFC vs Austin FC match. what is happening
#fedifc #mls

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 04:05:57

I sent in a message to Reading today and they read it out during the match and then called me good lad
and while I did follow it up to say im a good lass
it did feel good to be called a good lad by the delightful Reading commentators hehe
#fedifc #ReadingFC

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-02 01:42:34

I probably shouldn't go pub for derby day tomorrow morning
I really want to but my money is fucked up and my head hurts and I'd have to get the bus at 7:20am
aauugghhh i guess we'll see if I somehow feel up to it
otherwise next one I can go for is February and ofc I can go for other games but I really feel like concentrated 8am hater energy will be so powerful
#fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-08-27 21:17:52

Grimsby Town!!! Winners over United in penalties.
#GRIMUN #fedifc #carabaocup

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-31 19:30:51

of course PSV scores again during the 30 seconds it took me to go pee
#fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-08-27 19:31:16

Onana muffed a corner in traffic and it's a tap-in for Grimsby Town, now up 2-0. Replay maybe shows a handball that should have disallowed, but no VAR.
#GRIMUN #fedifc #carabaocup

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-31 20:04:51

my brains officially cooked bc I looked at this and my immediate thought was this is the flag of a St. Pauli vs Dortmund match
#fedifc

Flagbot posted the Brotherhood Flag which is five stripes: red, white, brown, yellow, black
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-01 14:15:54

just saw the absolute worst miss of all time and the commentators just kept saying like "your eyes aren't deceiving you, that really was the worst miss you've ever seen" "what an embarrassment to the fella"
lmao I can't wait to see the villareal highlights
#fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-08-27 19:23:43

Oh my! Grimsby Town opening up a 1-0 lead on Manchester United with a spectacular crossfield pass and finish. Soft touch to bring it down and Onana beaten short-side and not looking so great in the replay.
#GRIMUN #fedifc #carabaocup

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-08-22 19:36:27

West Ham look decidedly terrible on defense. Basic things, not even really Chelsea exploiting tactics.
#WHUCHE #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-28 19:12:26

I genuinely think whoever designed man city's third kit should go to prison for the rest of their life #fedifc mastodon.social/@footiebuzz/11

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-28 19:07:08

im so football addicted im watching the Italy v Nigeria U17s women's world cup rn. this shit is not even listed on my football scores app lol
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-26 17:23:57

why is my signal so dogshit I just wanna watch the Bohs for a bit
#fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-08-13 21:17:01

Feel for Spurs fans as that was late misfortune in regulation followed by absolute ineptitude in penalties.
#PSGTOT #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-23 20:24:31

OH LETS GO BHOYS
#fedifc #celticfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-24 19:27:03

I had my very first away day with my Tons a month or two ago and it was one of the best days of my life. Had to wake up early as hell to get the train from Reading back to London to get the coach up to Cambridge and it was absolutely immense. Can't wait to be back ❤️🤍 #fedifc #ccfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-23 19:50:57

we absolutely should have scored by now but at least im getting to yell about it with people in person
#fedifc

Celtics stats are way better but we still haven't scored
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-21 21:59:08

can I please also get a masters degree in Being A Fan of Football #fedifc


93. Displaying Fan Identities
The Football Heritage Podcast ›

We're joined by Stijn van Gerrevink, a recent
MA graduate who's research centres around
museums, football kits and displaying fan
identity.
We cover themes like club sanctioned
heritage v fan-led heritage, who the true
owners of supporter identity are and how they
can promote it more, and the different ways
that we, as football fans, show our identities
on the terraces.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-21 18:35:19

why is Marriott not on the match day squad what happened
#fedifc #readingfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-21 19:49:35

@… we've had them under good pressure but I feel like every time we have a strong first half where we deserve a goal we come back in the second and absolutely botch it :angry_laugh:
#fedifc #readingfc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-08-16 18:00:56

Manchester City look pretty good, certainly improved from last year. They’ve found success low & away against Sa. I wonder if that’s scouting.
Also, though, Wolves look pretty bad. Especially offensively. How much each estimation of team strength influences that of the other is too early to say.
#WOLMCI #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-19 11:34:29

Celtic can you get it together please
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-18 16:02:58

at least my Tons had a good day #fedifc #ccfc #claptoncfc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-18 16:50:54

Go Ahead Eagles is a silly name for a football club. cmon PSV do not let these eagles go ahead
🛑🦅
#fedifc #eredivisie

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-18 16:08:29

your football fun fact of the day is Ange Postecoglou just set the record for quickest time between getting hired and fired as head coach of a club
39 days and they said alright gtfo you're fucking us up
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-18 15:26:01

Reading is losing because I'm not there in the crowd
this is why I'm gonna try to go back for all of January bc I can go to 5 Reading matches and 2 @… matches by my calculations
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-16 04:23:57

bro what even HAPPENED
#fedifc #vasco

4 players got red cards at the literal last minute of the game
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-18 17:10:00

sometimes I get annoyed when I forget to turn off match updates on FotMob for a match I'm watching bc it'll tell me someone scored before it actually happens on my stream
but rn it was good bc I was not fucking paying attention and that gave me a few seconds to focus and actually watch the goal lol
#fedifc #psv

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-14 04:40:11

maybe you put on relaxing music when you take a bath
my relaxing music is a British man telling me football facts
#fedifc
youtube.com/watch?v=7GE5WGkx-F

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12 06:14:11

timezones suck shit until it's 1am and I wanna watch football then they're cool and good
#fedifc

Japan j league football currently streaming
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12 18:31:33

was trying to decide which match to watch in 15 minutes bc im not invested in anyone playing the rest of the day AND THEN I REMEMBERED that the Greece national manager looks like an evil wizard so I will be keeping tabs on his dark magicks
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-09 20:15:32

I wish I could hire those drunk Scottish lads who were screaming at the tv in the pub to commentate this Scotland match #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-09 20:28:14

okay having looked at both the Scotland and Greece squads i still have no idea why I keep mishearing this very Scottish commentator say people are passing the ball to "fetus"
WHO IS THE FETUS
#fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-23 18:50:46

we are the clapton, always anti-fascist, fuck the terf FA, LET THEM PLAY
#claptoncfc #ccfc #ftfa #fedifc

claptoncfc

In May 2025, the FA
restricted women's
football to only
people "born with
ovaries."

The ban immediately
ended the careers of
4 Clapton women and
non binary players.

Trans and intersex
players have been
fairly and safely
taking part in FA
women's football
for years.
claptoncfc

This ban is unwanted,
unevidenced and
unenforceable.

Is the FA seriously
proposing mandatory
sex testing for the
hundreds of thousands
of players who play
grassroots football?

One banned player said:
"Playing for Clapton
CFC surrounded by
loving, supportive
teammates was one of
the best things to ever
happen to me.
Football should be
sanctuary, instead
the FA have made it
a place for exclusion,
discrimination and
intrusion".
claptoncfc

Already, we've heard
reports of players being
subjected to invasive
questioning and
investigation because
of how they look.

The FA is responsible
for this toxic
harassment of gender
non conforming players.

On 5 December 1921,
the FA announced
a ban on women's
football.

It took 50 years to
overturn it.
claptoncic

We are on the right
side of history.

Our protests and
our solidarity will
mean we won't have
to wait 50 years to
overturn this new
ban.

The FA must change
course now.

A supporter said:
"The FA is a governing body that has
a track record of banning women for
playing their favourite sport.

A governing body who has allowed
teams to be bought by capitalists
throughout the pyramid but will not
allocate resources to grassroots
facilities and clubs.

Standing shoulder to shoulder, I
kn…