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@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-28 18:06:57

Richarlison having a brace of disallowed goals is delicious.
#CRYTOT #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-18 20:09:00

WHAT A TASTY PEN #fedifc #efl #readingfc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-28 22:04:20

Real Madrid coming unglued. Two red cards in stoppage time.
Benfica's keeper SCORES a header to put them int he playoffs on the final play of hte game!!!
Real Madrid had already dropped out of top 8.
🎦 🍿
#BENRMA #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-18 18:52:23

Reading lineup looking good, so glad Marriotts back #efl #readingfc #fedifc

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-22 21:15:55

What a crushing turn of events for #NFO... soft penalty awarded and subsequently saved, then an OG off Yates 60 seconds later.
#BRANFO #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-16 07:01:38

Chicago is getting a place for sickos
#fedifc

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS What is Soccer House? Soccer House is a soccer-only clubhouse designed exclusively for soccer fans in Chicago's West Town neighborhood. It will be where you'll want to be to watch early-morning kickoffs, derby days, cup finals, and that midweek Conference League match in Portugal you absolutely need to see with other sickos.
What games will you show? As many as we possibly can! We'll obviously show the biggest and best matchups from across the world each weekend. Beyond that, our screens are soccer-only so the Copa Libertadores never has to compete with the Cubs. We'll also feature our local Fire and Stars prominently. With multiple rooms, screens, and audio zones, different games can run at the same time so we can pack the house with as much soccer as possible.
Are you really only showing soccer? Yes. Soccer House is a soccer-exclusive venue. It will be only soccer (but we're happy for anyone to call it football). If there isn't a game on, we'll have something else soccer- related. There will be no exceptions and no just put the basketball game on for a second." This ain't the place where the TVs switch to whatever sport is trending that night.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-16 01:14:13

turning dermot desmond into a nasty lil comic book man
fuck u dermot i hit the arrow keys a couple times and now you have print registration errors
#celticfc #fedifc

truly horrifying vintage comic style rendition of dermot desmond
comic book style dermot desmond looking absolutely gruesome
the halftone colors are now misaligned so theres like, lip color on his teeth and stuff lol
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-15 22:07:49

If Bournemouth had a replacement-level goalkeeper, how much higher in the table would they be? Petrovic has the second worst goals prevented at -4.4 and was pretty dreadful tonight.
#MUNBOU #fedifc #EPL

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-13 16:44:38

Reading you're breaking my heart #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-12 19:50:13

union berlins keeper is locked tf in
#fedifc #bundesliga

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-11 20:05:28

FORZA CELTIC #fedifc #europaleague

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-06 14:27:44

What a wild finish! Beating that late press was so impressive, as Arsenal are a terrific pressing team. Deserved by Villa. 👏
#AVLARS #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-13 15:54:14

I fancy our chances better this time bc the opposition isn't playing in camouflage
#readingfc #fedifc

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-09 19:50:43

is time. UTFD #fedifc #readingfc

about to watch the Reading match on my laptop
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-09 17:21:38

we truly out here binch #fedifc

collage of pics with "if you traveled in 2025!" overlaid: - me at a football game in Oslo - me at football in Copenhagen - celtic legends match program, Glasgow - protest outside cambridgeshire football association after Clapton CFC match - me at the FIFA museum in Zurich - me at a Reading home game
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-08 23:06:44

Saldanha said
his brain? WACK
his eyes? WACK
his arms? WACK
me? I'm tight as FUCK
#fedifc

excerpt from my history of football tactics book: He was promptly sacked amid accusations of emotional instability. Public sympathy was limited and the little that remained was lost as he responded with a bizarre outburst in which he claimed that Gérson had mental problems, Pelé was too short-sighted to play and that Emerson Leão, the reserve keeper, had short arms.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-01-06 00:32:06

I don't have a problem you have a problem
#fedifc

20 football shirts hanging in my closet