@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 05:57:37
Makes sense we have smartphones because fertility rate plunged. I mean people need something to do in bed.
#headlines #silly #fertility #smartphones #society
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 05:57:37
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 06:03:58
"in counties where more than 90% of residents had early smartphone access, the fertility rate fell significantly more "
C'mon, stop being coy. Just say Fairfield County, Connecticut. 🫤
#sarcasm #wealth #research #fertility