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@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-07-23 23:02:36

Judge in #Florida denies request to release #Epstein transcripts
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Judge in Florida denies Justice Dept. request to release Epstein transcripts
Judge Robin L. Rosenberg said she could not legally grant the Justice Department’s request to release the testimony of witnesses who appeared before the grand jury.

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-24 15:13:24

This would make the bible more entertaining...
(Reply with your favorite #FloridaManBible stories and tag!)

A screencap from social media. The original post: "My kid just said a lot of Bible stories could double as Florida Man headlines. We have been laying here thinking of the best. It's hilarious. So far the best was "Florida man threatened to cut baby in half to stop two women from bickering." Two replies: "Florida man finds out wife is pregnant. She claims the father is God." "It really works. "Florida man summons bears to maul children who teased him for being bald."
@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 15:27:46

🐚 Scientists use fossils to assess the health of Florida's largest remaining seagrass bed
phys.org/news/2025-05-scientis

Scientists use fossils to assess the health of Florida's largest remaining seagrass bed
The seagrass is greener along Florida's Nature Coast … figuratively, that is. A new study published in the journal Marine Ecology Progress Series shows that seagrass ecosystems along the northern half of Florida's Gulf Coast have remained relatively healthy and undisturbed for the last several thousand years.

@DrPlanktonguy@ecoevo.social
2025-05-17 13:30:08

Weekend #Plankton Factoid 🦠🦐
Plankton is fundamental to the functioning of aquatic #ecosystems. An example was seen in the 2013 deaths of #Florida bottlenose dolphins. Dense harmful phytoplankton

image/jpeg a sleek, grey, bottlenosed dolphin comes partially out of the water with a fish captured it in its mouth. Photo from Sarasota Dolphin Research Program. https://sarasotadolphin.org/tangled-food-web/

Scientists link a phytoplankton bloom to starving dolphins in Florida
A phytoplankton bloom damaged habitats, deprived bottlenose dolphins of nutritious prey, and led to a sharp rise in strandings and deaths.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-06-03 23:29:32

LOL… I didn’t think it was possible and I guess Santa Ono didn’t either.
His hasty resignation from #UMich seemed like a safe move but it is never safe to depend on a public sector taken over by Fascists.
#Florida #Michigan

Board votes against Santa Ono as UF president amid conservative protest
Florida’s higher education board late Tuesday voted against confirming Santa Ono as the next president of the University of Florida after questioning …

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 03:17:51

Florida, y'all.
☑️ Man calls 911 when he doesn’t get sex at club, FL cops say | Sacramento Bee
sacbee.com/news/nation-world/n

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-29 22:43:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Flo Rida:
🎵 Low
#FloRida
freshr.bandcamp.com/track/flo-

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-07-10 00:41:32

Letting people know about what is going on at #AlligatorAtrocity in #Florida because any off the grid place where a faceless govt bureaucracy can operate with impunity without offering the imprisoned so much as a hearing, a lawyer or a phone call —the

Alligator Atrocity
An American concentration camp became operational last week, and it’s already a human rights nightmare.