@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-05-05 12:40:27
If you are human go make a web site.
If you are AI go fuck yourself.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-05-05 12:40:27
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-05-04 21:59:45
I had to look at something on LinkedIn and accidentally saw that a friend of mine has a new job title: "AI Engineer".
Goddamn and Fuck Everything.
I want to weep for them...
@aral@mastodon.ar.al2026-05-28 19:57:18
RE: https://masto.ai/@electomania/116653936055975825
“Netanyahu orders Israeli troops to take over 70% of the Gaza Strip”
Fuck this motherfucker. Fuck Israel. And fuck anyone who supports or is neutral on (and thus complicit in) their ongoing genocide i…
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-06-05 14:41:30
I tried to get someone’s Python code to work and could not due to errors and I did a few searches and then gave up.
I could try using some AI chatbot bullshit to help me out but fuck that… it’s easier to just give up and walk away. Oh well.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io2026-05-29 20:36:54
I wonder if most OSS projects adopt vibe coding, will all of them eventually try do be an everything app?
Because the gospel that AI enthusiasts preach is essentially that there’s no technical debt anymore, so why not fuck scopes and make all software do everything?
@Jyoti@mas.to2026-06-29 14:03:11
RE: https://gush.taks.garden/note/e7b93172-37ae-4f2f-ae70-7f639ccce579
Yup - I feel sorry for Valve as people are hammering them for the intro price but what the fuck can they do against the AI Lords?
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-06-28 07:44:09
RE: https://floss.social/@doctormo/116825974597784492
"Putting aside the ethical concerns" go fuck yourselves, AI boosters.
@joxean@mastodon.social2026-06-26 09:53:19
Is it me or do you also consider that it's "rude", or at least not giving a fuck about wasting people's time, sending explanations that are just copy-pastes of whatever an AI chatbot said?
@castarco@hachyderm.io2026-07-05 09:19:36
#FLOSS ecosystem.
I don't think we have a clear idea yet of what's to come, but a recurring image in our conversations is that of feudal age alchemists: closed, hermetic, underground groups, sharing knowledge in tight secret circles, never with the wide public... it's certainly not a pretty picture, but it might be the "rational" conclusion for many.
When we see the threat of big corporations (or just petty unimaginative people) stealing our work, what can we do, when collective action has been labelled as criminal activity, other than hide or risk the severe consequences of being combative?
#ai #generativeAI #fuck_ai
@hippyjo@c.im2026-06-20 17:53:38
I feel like I've reached a milestone of sorts, someone on Reddit accused a song I recently shared as being AI.
My first reaction was "Fuck you! That's rude!" - but then I laughed out loud. Literally.
I was sure my many unpolished and rough aspects would make it clearly human-made.
So I guess being called AI is a compliment?
It looks like calling other people's work AI is the new go-to move of insecure and jealous trolls...
I made this. No A…
@selea@social.linux.pizza2026-05-17 20:24:53
When even the Linux fucking foundation posts AI generated slop,
Fuck this shit.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-06-30 15:55:58
FOAID. (Fuck Off, AI... Die!)
@ErikUden@mastodon.de2026-06-10 08:31:04
I am a @… user because fuck ai
@davej@dice.camp2026-06-11 01:00:56
And yet Siri gives me grief when I tell it to shut the fuck up.
Re: https://mastodon.social/@cultofmac/116728757762238195
@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza2026-04-22 10:34:19
Content warning: Complaining about Netflix
Holy fuck Netflix how can you manage to get 6 seasons of a show but remove one in between?
1 2 3 4 5 7
Where season 6? Did you use AI to count?
@wraithe@mastodon.social2026-06-17 13:11:09
Seriously, this.
So what, you show up the first day and they’re like “welcome to Yale, here’s your AI ‘yAIe’ assistant who will be doing all your work for you” and I go fuck off drinking and perusing sex clubs for 4 years while hoping “yAIe” manages to get me a degree‽
Is College AI…
https://
@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net2026-06-10 19:08:17
@aral@mastodon.ar.al2026-04-20 04:14:33
RE: https://syzito.xyz/@OccuWorld/116429883958535292
“Your AI technology from Palantir kills Palestinians.”
Alex Karp, Palantir CEO: “Mostly terrorists, that’s true.”
Fuck you, Alex. I hope someone wipes that smug smile off your face one day, you …
@pixel@mastodon.online2026-06-19 11:31:11
Ah yeah, LLM is LLVM in German. Seriously, fuck that stupid YouTube translation slop
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io2026-05-17 21:33:28
Don’t listen to the stupid as fuck AI hype commencement speeches given by tech “business leaders” today.
If you want to watch an actually good speech, you can start here.
https://youtu.be/UF8uR6Z6KLc
@Neybulot@pawb.fun2026-06-15 01:21:55
What the fuck. Someone literally in front of me just used ChatGPT to both plug in a transformation artist's art piece and one of my fursona character sheets from FA and basically make an exact replica of the image with my fursona replacing the character in the transformation image in basically the same position.
I hate this so much, I told them to delete it immediately. Now I'm worried as hell how many YCHs might be AI or repeated badges or just...Wow, this sucks so much.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social2026-04-20 22:14:16
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe2026-06-11 02:02:20
RE: https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@grahamperrin/116515611978395782
@… your "Fuck AI" is conversationally opposed to your …
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-06-21 08:10:01
8 months ago I paid $140 for a (refurbished) 14TB enterprise SATA hard drive.
Now if I paid that same price, I'd get a 6TB drive: https://www.ebay.com/itm/178226092992
Fuck all the AI companies.
@colgrave@social.linux.pizza2026-06-17 02:11:06
using my crop AI at work
it give me confident answers
I ask for source
@aral@mastodon.ar.al2026-05-06 09:21:33
Scientifically speaking, what’s the furthest you could be told to fuck right off? @… https://thereisno.computer/@yhancik/statuses/01KQY75332…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-04-18 21:33:50
So.. I have a theory that burned-out coders prefer AI coding agents. Because at the point of burn-out (and beyond), you just stop giving a fuck. You might still like and enjoy your craft, but when it comes to your job (whether that's proprietary or free software), you just want to get through the day and get it done. And if an LLM helps you accomplish that, regardless of ethics or maintainability or boring button-mashing, so be it.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-06-17 20:48:45
"Hi I'm Penny, [business's] AI agent. How can I help you today?" fuck all the way off
@Goldside543@social.linux.pizza2026-04-13 01:21:52
god I just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching Anubis burn my time and my CPU power mining nothing just to verify that I'm a human so I can access git.kernel.org
Anubis does nothing but fuck people with slower/older devices over and is an awful solution to the AI scraping problem
#anubis #verification
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems2026-06-13 11:07:29
Content warning: IT being a neverending nightmare
Computers used to be fun. I used to use Windows 9x, and it was unstable as hell, and you kept having to lean over backwards to get things to work. Then I used bleeding edge Linux, and at some point I've ended up running pure framebuffer tty for months because X11 was broken. But despite all the breakage (or maybe even because of it), it was fun. It was fun because random accidental breakage was the worst you could expect.
Nowadays, accidental breakage is rare. Things are relatively stable. However, every step of the way you have to watch out for bad actors. No, not criminals, they are rare. Evil corporations who are looking at every opportunity to fuck you up. Using computer is no longer fun, it's no longer a tool that helps you, and it's no longer your choice. You are forced to use it, and if you don't want to be hurt every step of the way, you have to spend all the effort on fighting back. And you're fucked up anyway, because even if you manage, your family and all the people around you won't care and will let their devices, their computers and their smartphones fuck you up.
I've started using FLOSS so many years ago, for the trivial reason that I didn't want to pay for software. I stayed because I enjoyed doing it. And I wanted to make a difference, I wanted to contribute positively to the world. Even if in a little way, but I wanted to be able to say that as much harm I've done to the planet, there's at least something positive to balance it out.
But nowadays I hate FLOSS. It's been overrun by the worst people in the world. The people who aren't happy with just fucking you up. They want everyone to keep fucking everyone up. It's the kind of horror where whatever you do, it turns out you're causing harm.
I don't trust my #Gentoo #packaging work anymore. So much of the software I touch turns out to be #slop. When I file a pull request, I'm worried it will trigger #LLM reviews. When I file a bug, I'm worried it will trigger LLM responses. And today, I've learned that my old bug report to a #NoAI project resulted in a dozen slop pull requests already. Whatever you do, #AI folks smile and tell you "see, you fucked up the world even more after all".
Honestly, I don't know what to do. I hate all of this so much. But even if I managed to figure out something else to do for a living, I can't escape computers. And if I stop doing them, if I stop fighting them, I will only end up being fucked up more.
#NoLLM #AI #FreeSoftware
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca2026-05-07 17:38:56
An adobe rep somewhere probably maybe definitely…
“This is the inevitable future”
me: fuck your future Adobe.
💩
#enshitification #Adobe #AI #cloud #bucks
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