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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 19:20:07

Lie-a-tollah
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 01:20:10

L. Ron Chubbard
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@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 09:17:26

Good morning and happy Monday, lovely people of the internet. 🌤☕🥳
Just remember that today is also a new day to look to the future with hope. (Or something like that.)
#DavidLynch #meme #funny

A two-panel vertical collage featuring filmmaker David Lynch in a workshop setting.

Top Panel: Lynch is seated at a desk, wearing a black button-up shirt and dark, round sunglasses. He has his signature voluminous, swept-back white hair. He is looking toward the camera with a neutral expression. White subtitle text at the bottom reads: "I'm wearing dark glasses today, because I'm seeing the future..."

Bottom Panel: A nearly identical shot of Lynch, though his expression has shifted into a…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 19:20:05

Yellvis
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 00:53:21

I don't consent. I don't consent! For the love of Poseidon...
#humor #funny #lol #animals

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 21:20:07

Teflon Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-05 12:20:07

Nectarine Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 04:20:05

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:20:06

Chicken Out Lout
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 18:20:07

Pumpkin McPornhumper
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@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-10 17:22:18

#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

A photo of a highway advertisement sign.  It is a picture of a Super Mario World level, with the text "Have a super MAR 10".

Comment below it: You can only reblog this today.

Second comment: I missed my chance last year.  not gonna let it happen again.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-04 11:20:06

Been-a-Dick Donald
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-02 20:59:19

who?? 🧐 #DallasCowboys #NFL #JakeFerguson #meme

Tom Gauld science cartoons are a blast. Here's one from his 2020 book: "Department of Mind-blowing Theories".
#Funny #Science #Comics #Drawing

Cartoon showing two magazine covers with contrasting points of view: "Utopian Science Quarterly" and "The Journal of Dystopian Science".

NEW ISSUES OUT NOW

UTOPIAN SCIENCE
QUARTERLY

ROBOT
SERVANTS

JETPACK OR FLYING CAR?

NEW
WORLDS

LIVING
PAST 200?

10 AMAZING BREAKTHROUGHS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

--

THE JOURNAL OF DYSTOPIAN SCIENCE

KNOW YOUR SUPERBUGS

DIGITAL
MELTDOWN

ASTEROID STRIKES

MASS EXTINCTIONS

10 BAD THINGS THAT ARE ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 18:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 19:20:05

Combover Castro
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 06:20:06

Donald McRapesalot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 00:20:11

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 08:20:05

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 06:20:06

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 20:20:05

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 00:20:06

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 08:20:08

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 03:20:06

Rip One Van Winkle
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 15:20:06

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 19:20:06

Gameshow Göering
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 08:20:06

Tangelo Mump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 12:20:06

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 23:20:05

L. Ron Chubbard
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 04:20:06

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 19:20:06

Donald McRapesalot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 06:20:06

L. Ron Chubbard
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 09:20:05

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 09:20:06

Tangerine Palpatine
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 12:20:06

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 11:20:05

Unhappy Gilmore
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 06:20:06

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-30 13:20:05

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 05:20:16

Donnie D Cups
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-30 19:20:06

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 12:20:07

Pissadent Chump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 08:20:07

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 13:20:06

The Offal Orifice
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 11:20:07

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 23:20:08

Hairpiece Himmler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 00:20:06

Donnie Deathcount
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 13:20:05

Dopey McGropey
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 18:20:05

General Fatton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 05:20:05

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 10:20:05

Toddler in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 22:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 06:20:06

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 21:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 18:20:08

Ancient Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 00:20:05

Napoleon Bonaspur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 11:20:07

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 19:20:08

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 15:20:06

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 18:20:07

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 14:20:06

Flaccido Domingo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 00:20:06

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 19:20:06

Der Cheetoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 09:20:10

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 18:20:07

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 03:20:06

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 02:20:06

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 07:20:10

The Maga-lorian
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 06:20:05

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 03:20:06

Uncle Scam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 02:20:05

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 15:20:03

Agolf Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 23:20:03

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 12:20:06

Phony Soprano
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 15:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 23:20:07

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 00:20:04

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 11:20:07

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 07:20:06

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 05:20:06

Uncle Scam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 15:20:06

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 00:20:03

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 22:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:20:03

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 04:20:03

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 02:20:04

His a-holiness
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 07:20:05

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 13:20:06

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 22:20:06

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 15:20:03

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 02:20:04

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 12:20:03

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 06:20:04

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 18:20:06

King of the Shill
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 11:20:03

Al Caporn
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 03:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 05:20:03

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 12:20:03

Gaseous Clay
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 20:20:03

Sherbet Pervert
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#satire #potus45