Tootfinder

Opt-in global Mastodon full text search. Join the index!

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-23 21:41:57

😆
#USpol #Pride #funny

screen capture of a post by @acyn: 

Trump: Who here did not vote for Trump? 

*hand raised* 

Trump: He thinks he's being cute as he gets pounded on 

[video of potus during this sequence] 

[reply by @LT0771] 

Very kind of trump to only say gay shit for pride month

Jun 23, 2026 8:38 PM UTC

I sure hope all the meth heads don't find out about all that copper wiring in those AI data centers...
#funny #AIsucks

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-24 03:20:05

Sir Lies-a-lot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-24 22:20:04

King Leer
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-25 00:20:05

Velveeto Corleone
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-19 00:03:03

#bear #cute #funny

bear cub next to sign warning of bear in the area
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-25 03:20:06

Pampers President
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-24 00:20:06

Nectarine Nero
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-24 12:20:04

Gropenfürhrer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-25 05:20:05

Petty Roosevelt
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 10:20:05

Mein Coif
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 05:20:02

BLOATUS
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 17:20:04

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-25 20:20:03

Fiberace
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-24 12:20:05

Gassolini
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-24 08:20:06

Diaper Donny
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-23 21:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 03:20:02

Clustertrump
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-25 13:20:03

Con Juan
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 11:20:02

Mar-a-Lardass
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 22:20:02

Scooby Coup
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-24 01:20:05

Bunker Baby
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-24 13:20:06

Phony Soprano
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 05:20:05

Greedy McGolfy
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 19:20:03

Needy Amin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 00:20:04

King of Babble-On
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 13:20:03

Commander-in-thief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-23 15:20:06

Bragger Vance
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-23 04:20:05

Nacho N*zi
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-23 13:20:07

Flabio
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-23 17:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-23 12:20:05

White Supresident
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-23 07:20:04

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 10:20:03

Obese-wan Kenobi
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 11:20:03

The Nodfather
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 13:20:03

Blobby Jones
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 03:20:02

Our Fondling Father
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-22 07:20:06

Carrot Caligula
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 11:20:04

L. Ron Chubbard
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 09:20:05

Darth Tax Evader
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-22 04:20:05

Commander-in-thief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-21 08:20:05

Gropey the Clown
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-21 11:20:05

King Leer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-21 12:20:10

Gropenfürhrer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-20 06:20:06

Orange Krampus
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-20 11:20:06

Our Fondling Father
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-20 12:20:11

Burger Jean King
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 12:20:03

Don the Con
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 16:20:03

Gropey the Clown
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 00:20:03

Flabio
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 19:20:04

Needy Amin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-19 12:20:11

Jabba the Gut
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-19 07:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 11:20:04

Chin Jong Un
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 00:20:03

Ancient Orange
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 23:20:04

Donnie Two Poops
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 15:20:03

El Pork Choppo
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 16:20:11

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 15:20:07

Velveeto Corleone
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 00:20:05

Pedof Shitler
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 22:20:03

Count Flatula
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 04:20:04

Quid Pro Combover
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 20:20:05

Cheeto Pedo
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 18:20:04

Spray-Tan Satan
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-17 11:20:07

Donorrhea
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-17 16:20:07

Nacho N*zi
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-17 07:20:07

Fiberace
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 12:20:04

Cheetolini
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 18:20:03

Traitor Tot
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 08:22:13

Hippopotus
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 06:20:03

Dachau Donny
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 05:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 21:20:03

Il Douché
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-16 08:20:07

Pedoführer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-16 05:20:05

Lie-a-tollah
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-16 15:20:08

Pee-resident Dump
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-15 23:20:05

Donye West
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-16 09:20:06

Tangelo Mump
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-16 06:20:05

Rumpelthinskin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 18:20:03

Hippopotus
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 02:20:03

Captain COVID
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 15:20:04

Traitor Tot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 14:20:03

Dictator Tot
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 19:20:03

Humpty Trumpty
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 18:20:04

Der Dumpenführer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 11:20:04

McNugget Muammar
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-15 03:20:06

Bunker Baby
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-15 18:20:07

Gameshow Göering
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 23:20:05

Gropenfürhrer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 04:20:03

Pedof Shitler
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 16:20:03

Poopy Pumpkin
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 17:20:03

King of Babble-On
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 18:20:04

Blob the Builder
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 02:20:03

Julius Cheeser
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 21:20:03

Douche Bigelow
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 02:20:04

Felonious Stunk
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 08:20:05

Poopy Pumpkin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 06:20:22

Tangerine Tyrant
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 17:20:06

Tangerine Tyrant
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 22:20:07

The Turd Reich
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45