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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 08:20:05

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-15 03:20:06

Bunker Baby
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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-14 18:01:25

"child wood memories"? 😵‍💫
Screenshot so you know I'm not making up this stuff.
#misspelling #funny #reviews

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-15 23:20:05

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 06:20:22

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-15 18:20:07

Gameshow Göering
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 23:20:05

Gropenfürhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-14 17:20:06

Tangerine Tyrant
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-23 21:41:57

😆
#USpol #Pride #funny

screen capture of a post by @acyn: 

Trump: Who here did not vote for Trump? 

*hand raised* 

Trump: He thinks he's being cute as he gets pounded on 

[video of potus during this sequence] 

[reply by @LT0771] 

Very kind of trump to only say gay shit for pride month

Jun 23, 2026 8:38 PM UTC
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-14 02:20:02

Don Coglione
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 04:20:03

Pedof Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 16:20:03

Poopy Pumpkin
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I sure hope all the meth heads don't find out about all that copper wiring in those AI data centers...
#funny #AIsucks

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 17:20:03

King of Babble-On
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-14 11:20:03

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 18:20:04

Blob the Builder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-15 02:20:03

Julius Cheeser
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 03:20:08

Con Juan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 10:20:08

Attila the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-13 22:20:07

The Turd Reich
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-14 01:20:04

Gassolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 23:20:04

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 13:20:04

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 07:20:03

Emperor Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 17:20:06

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 05:20:07

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 11:20:06

Nelson Tandela
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 13:20:04

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 17:20:03

El Pork-Choppo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 14:20:04

Count Flatula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 07:20:05

White Supresident
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 10:20:03

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 18:20:04

Commander in Cheats
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 15:20:03

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-11 21:20:26

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 01:20:05

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-11 18:20:10

Emperor Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-11 08:20:03

Flabio
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-11 06:20:03

Tangelo Mump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-11 19:20:03

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-12 01:20:04

Gassolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 14:20:07

Liger Woods
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 03:20:06

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 17:20:05

Disinfectant Dolt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 06:20:06

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 18:20:07

Comrade Krasnov
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-10 20:20:08

Our Fondling Father
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 09:20:04

Cheeto Pedo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 07:20:03

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 14:20:03

Count Flatula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 11:20:03

Liger Woods
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-11 01:20:06

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 11:20:06

Cheeto Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 09:20:04

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 02:20:06

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-09 12:20:07

Donnie D Cups
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-09 09:20:03

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-09 17:20:03

Uncle Touch Too Much
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 19:20:06

The Nodfather
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 05:20:06

Spray-Tan Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 06:20:03

El Cheeto Loco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 07:20:03

Al Caporn
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 20:20:03

Mayor McTreason
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 02:20:03

Engorge Washington
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 18:20:04

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 15:20:07

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-07 05:20:02

Count Flatula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-07 07:20:02

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-07 21:20:03

Donny Dorko
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 21:20:06

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 19:20:09

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 13:20:07

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 22:20:05

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 00:20:07

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-06 21:20:03

Douche Bigelow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-07 00:20:03

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-06 16:20:02

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-06 14:20:03

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-06 12:20:02

Benedick Arnold
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 23:20:06

Donnie D Cups
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 17:20:06

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 21:20:05

Covidiot in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 06:20:02

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 04:20:02

Useless S. Grant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-06 00:20:03

Commander-in-thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 15:20:02

Hair Force One
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 01:20:06

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-04 17:20:03

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 06:20:05

Maga Teresa
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 11:20:06

Burger Jean King
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 18:20:06

His Maga-sty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 23:20:05

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 14:20:06

President Pathogen
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 20:20:07

Unhappy Gilmore
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 21:20:06

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-03 09:20:03

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-03 07:20:02

Pampers President
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-03 14:20:03

General Liesenhower
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 02:20:06

Unhappy Gilmore
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 07:20:06

Anti-Woke Joke
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#satire #potus45