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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 12:20:16

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-28 18:20:19

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 13:20:14

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 15:04:09

One of the funniest Brad Williams 'little people' bits EVER. 😜
▶️ I made John Stamos scream like a beach! Brad Williams #lol #funny #humor

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-28 10:20:16

Agent Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-27 14:20:12

Donye West
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@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-25 07:22:31

Stolen img #humor #funny #true #satanism

A comic strip featuring a conversation between a priest and a young woman. The woman confesses to being a lesbian, and the priest advises her to pray for help to change. In the final panel, she prays for her problem to disappear, followed by the priest disappearing
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-06-22 20:07:06

#USpol #news #funny #comedy

David August Ho Kay, so we sent the freedom Doritos (B-2s) with some bunker busters and rumor is the bunker buster did not fully bust the bunkers at Fordow, like “have you driven a 30,000 pound bomb into Fordow, lately,” and the Doritos are like, “yeah, no, the penetrators did not penetrate fully, this never happens to me, I swear this is the first time I even tried this ordinance, can we just cuddle.” And Beijing, Moscow, Tehran and Pyongyang are like, “cool cool, you can’t hurt our bunkers …
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-27 18:20:15

Alexander Scamilton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-28 00:20:19

Mendacious Mango
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 23:59:26

Critics give @markhamillofficial.bsky.social two thumbs up for his BAFTA Awards wardrobe malfunction.
(taken from The Late Show With Stephen Colbert)
#StarWars #funny #markhamill

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-26 16:20:18

Donny Nappleseed
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-26 09:20:16

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 17:20:20

Agolf Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 16:20:12

Poosilini
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@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 12:12:50

Stolen meme #funny #humor #meme #memes

A pun - where did the IT fuy go? He probably ransomware
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 23:20:34

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 17:20:15

El Pork-Choppo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-25 10:20:13

Commander in Fleece
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 15:20:16

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 12:20:15

Dachau Donny
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@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 12:34:18

Anothet stolen meme #memes #humor #funny #jokes

Image features a quote in bold white text on a black background: "Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you right out."
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 10:20:16

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-22 21:20:17

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 00:20:15

Mango Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-21 14:20:14

Mango Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-22 00:20:19

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-21 19:20:45

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-22 07:20:16

Donny Dorko
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-22 11:20:17

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 17:20:16

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 13:20:24

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 15:20:19

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 06:20:47

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 03:20:17

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 22:20:18

Payless Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 08:20:18

Commander in Cheats
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 08:20:18

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-18 19:20:18

Agent Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-18 00:20:23

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-18 02:20:13

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-17 17:20:45

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-17 15:20:14

Mendacious Mango
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 22:20:18

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-17 01:20:19

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-17 09:20:18

Combover Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 19:20:15

Salmon Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 13:20:16

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 09:20:15

Payless Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 04:20:17

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 12:20:22

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 03:20:15

Gropenfürhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 02:20:13

Pissant Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 11:20:15

Payless Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-14 18:20:21

Criminal in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 22:20:36

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 00:20:15

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 03:20:12

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 21:20:18

Combover Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 23:20:18

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 05:20:19

Mayor McTreason
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 17:20:14

Der Derpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-12 07:20:14

Donnie Deathcount
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 11:21:13

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-10 15:21:20

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-11 03:20:53

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-10 14:20:17

Donald McRapesalot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 23:20:20

Dorito Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 22:20:15

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 16:20:19

Groper Cleveland
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-10 01:20:12

Toddler in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-10 00:20:18

Dictator Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-10 02:20:31

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 11:20:16

Mustard Melanoma
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 15:20:14

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 06:20:15

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 23:20:16

Mendacious Mango
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 20:20:17

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 06:20:12

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 05:20:15

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 15:20:18

Payless Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 18:20:13

Dorito Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 16:20:14

Marmalade Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 20:20:15

Donny Dorko
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 04:20:15

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 02:20:21

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 23:20:15

Pee-resident Dump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 07:20:15

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 12:20:13

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 08:20:15

Dopey McGropey
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 17:20:17

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 15:20:11

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 16:20:15

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 05:20:16

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 03:20:15

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 18:20:14

Mango Mussolini
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