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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 19:20:03

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 10:20:03

Blob Vila
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@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 09:17:26

Good morning and happy Monday, lovely people of the internet. 🌤☕🥳
Just remember that today is also a new day to look to the future with hope. (Or something like that.)
#DavidLynch #meme #funny

A two-panel vertical collage featuring filmmaker David Lynch in a workshop setting.

Top Panel: Lynch is seated at a desk, wearing a black button-up shirt and dark, round sunglasses. He has his signature voluminous, swept-back white hair. He is looking toward the camera with a neutral expression. White subtitle text at the bottom reads: "I'm wearing dark glasses today, because I'm seeing the future..."

Bottom Panel: A nearly identical shot of Lynch, though his expression has shifted into a…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 11:20:03

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 04:20:02

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 08:20:03

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 22:20:04

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 16:20:03

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 12:20:03

Voldermoron
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@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-10 17:22:18

#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

A photo of a highway advertisement sign.  It is a picture of a Super Mario World level, with the text "Have a super MAR 10".

Comment below it: You can only reblog this today.

Second comment: I missed my chance last year.  not gonna let it happen again.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 16:20:03

King of Babble-On
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 10:20:06

Tangelo Mump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 03:20:06

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 20:20:03

Metamucil World Peace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 21:20:07

Dorito Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 06:20:08

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 16:20:06

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 22:20:06

Turmeric Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 06:20:06

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 19:20:05

Yellvis
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 04:20:05

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:20:06

Chicken Out Lout
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 18:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 19:20:05

Combover Castro
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 06:20:06

Donald McRapesalot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 00:20:11

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 08:20:05

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 10:20:03

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 22:20:06

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 20:20:05

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 15:20:06

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 19:20:06

Gameshow Göering
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 00:20:02

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 00:20:06

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 18:20:08

Teflon Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 06:20:06

L. Ron Chubbard
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 04:20:06

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 19:20:06

Donald McRapesalot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 09:20:06

Tangerine Palpatine
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 09:20:03

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 07:20:03

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 23:20:03

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 21:20:06

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 18:20:08

Cheeto Pedo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 17:20:07

Hatch Act Hack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 11:20:05

Unhappy Gilmore
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 06:20:06

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 05:20:16

Donnie D Cups
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 18:20:03

Flabio
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 16:20:03

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 22:20:03

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 13:20:03

Burger Jean King
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 03:20:05

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 17:20:06

Hitler's Herpe
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 20:20:07

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 05:20:06

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 00:20:05

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 23:20:05

Greedy McGolfy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 21:20:07

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 13:20:06

Uncle Touch Too Much
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-30 13:20:05

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-30 19:20:06

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-29 11:20:04

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 02:20:05

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 13:20:05

Dopey McGropey
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 18:20:05

General Fatton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-28 13:20:06

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 06:20:06

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:20:06

Mr. Miracle Ear
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 09:20:05

Uncle Scam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 22:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 23:20:03

Tang the Merciless
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 19:20:05

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 03:20:06

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 11:20:05

The Offal Orifice
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 18:20:08

Ancient Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 00:20:05

Napoleon Bonaspur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 13:20:04

Payless Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 12:20:03

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 16:20:04

Cheeto Pedo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 05:20:03

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 02:20:03

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 23:20:09

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 04:20:06

The Pedo in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 19:20:07

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 12:20:05

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 14:20:05

Gaseous Clay
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 07:20:10

The Maga-lorian
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 06:20:05

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 18:20:07

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 14:20:06

Flaccido Domingo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 00:20:06

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 19:20:06

Der Cheetoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 19:20:03

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 13:20:03

Commander-in-thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 18:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 00:20:05

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 16:20:06

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 08:20:07

Alexander Scamilton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 02:20:06

Diaper Donny
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