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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 17:20:03

Al Caporn
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 08:33:08

Dallas Cowboys lose to the Detroit Lions 44-30 & how did the fans react?
#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 07:20:03

Uncle Scam
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 18:20:02

Cheeto Pedo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-10 08:20:03

The Kompromat Kid
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-10 06:20:03

Scooby Coup
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#satire #potus45

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2026-02-08 03:01:31
Content warning: Epstein meme

#dinosaurs #epstein #funny #jurassicPark

Caption: Trump, Epstein, Clinton and Stephen Hawking trying to escape after Jack Horner releases his Chickensaurus on the Island. (He assured them it was a scavenger)
Video: Clip of Jurassic Park 3, plane escape/crash scene
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 14:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-26 12:40:54

For those a little underwhelmed by Chas III and his Christmas message, here is an alternative Christmas message to the UK from Jimmy Kimmel. Made me laugh, and say "yes!" a few times. #funny
youtu.be/dergOG7vpJg

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 23:20:03

Founding Farter
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 11:20:18

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 01:20:20

Salmon Satan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 12:20:15

Captain COVID
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 10:20:25

Scooby Coup
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 09:20:03

Blob Vila
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#satire #potus45

Tom Gauld science cartoons are a blast. Here's one from his 2020 book: "Department of Mind-blowing Theories".
#Funny #Science #Comics #Drawing

Cartoon showing two magazine covers with contrasting points of view: "Utopian Science Quarterly" and "The Journal of Dystopian Science".

NEW ISSUES OUT NOW

UTOPIAN SCIENCE
QUARTERLY

ROBOT
SERVANTS

JETPACK OR FLYING CAR?

NEW
WORLDS

LIVING
PAST 200?

10 AMAZING BREAKTHROUGHS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

--

THE JOURNAL OF DYSTOPIAN SCIENCE

KNOW YOUR SUPERBUGS

DIGITAL
MELTDOWN

ASTEROID STRIKES

MASS EXTINCTIONS

10 BAD THINGS THAT ARE ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!
@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-12 13:27:13

I love this! Cowardly horse antics, narrated by Ozzyman. Warning: contains swears. #horses #funny youtube.com/shorts/HbeqOllBS9o

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 01:20:02

Cheetolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 10:20:02

Bargain Benito
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 18:20:02

Collusion Contusion
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 16:44:34

OMG... 🤣
▶️ The Funniest Moments In Talk Show History
#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 18:34:36

Al Caporn
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 18:38:21

Gaseous Clay
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 18:36:21

Yellvis
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 01:20:02

Poopy Pumpkin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 14:20:04

Il Douché
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 00:20:02

Pee-resident Dump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 18:38:30

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 00:53:21

I don't consent. I don't consent! For the love of Poseidon...
#humor #funny #lol #animals

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 18:36:28

The Notorious P.I.G.
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#satire #potus45

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-20 20:14:33

You hope I brought what now? 🤨
(I don't recall in which US store I took this picture, but it was in Sep. 2023)
#doormat #unfortunate #writing #cursive #funny #wine #picture

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 02:20:03

Payless Putin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 08:20:04

Rumpelthinskin
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#satire #potus45

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-19 16:01:09

1: Webdev who just wants a decent nav bar
2: Copilot
Not bad at all. 👏
#AI #LLM #webdev #Copilot #burn #Pixel #technology #phones #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 16:20:43

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 15:20:17

Fanta Fascist
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 14:20:16

Humpty Trumpty
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#satire #potus45