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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 08:33:08

Dallas Cowboys lose to the Detroit Lions 44-30 & how did the fans react?
#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 11:20:17

Poosilini
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 18:20:16

Infector in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 18:20:16

Don Whoreleon
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 14:20:11

Il Douché
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#satire #potus45

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-26 12:40:54

For those a little underwhelmed by Chas III and his Christmas message, here is an alternative Christmas message to the UK from Jimmy Kimmel. Made me laugh, and say "yes!" a few times. #funny
youtu.be/dergOG7vpJg

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-26 21:21:34

#funny

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 00:20:15

Bunker Boy
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 10:20:17

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 08:20:16

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 04:20:16

Terracotta Toddler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 02:20:42

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 12:20:17

Diaper Donny
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 16:44:34

OMG... 🤣
▶️ The Funniest Moments In Talk Show History
#funny

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-12 13:27:13

I love this! Cowardly horse antics, narrated by Ozzyman. Warning: contains swears. #horses #funny youtube.com/shorts/HbeqOllBS9o

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 07:20:15

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 23:20:15

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-15 00:17:00

This was genuinely hilarious!
▶️ Tortilla Slap with Kevin Hart 👋🏾 😂
#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 17:20:19

Donvict
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#satire #potus45

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-20 20:14:33

You hope I brought what now? 🤨
(I don't recall in which US store I took this picture, but it was in Sep. 2023)
#doormat #unfortunate #writing #cursive #funny #wine #picture

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-10-12 12:09:06

#fuckaas #shitposting #meme #funny #cat

An orange cat sleeping in a human bed. Their head is on a pink pillow with a pattern of mice or bunnies and yellow crescent moons. 
There is a pink mattress sheet.
There is a pink duvet covering most of the cat. 
Only the head is exposed. The cat has their eyes closed.

There is a text at the bottom of the image which reads
"the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping"
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 17:20:19

Donald John Tantrum
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 02:20:15

Dollar Tree Dictator
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 08:20:18

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 15:20:14

Sherbet Pervert
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 00:20:14

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-28 15:20:16

President TACO
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#satire #potus45

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-19 16:01:09

1: Webdev who just wants a decent nav bar
2: Copilot
Not bad at all. 👏
#AI #LLM #webdev #Copilot #burn #Pixel #technology #phones #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-28 03:20:14

Genghis Convict
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 22:20:16

Dementia Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 08:20:15

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 23:20:21

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 12:20:14

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 04:20:13

Hair GropenFürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 11:20:15

Hair GropenFürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-23 09:20:28

Dorito Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 17:20:17

Pumpkin Pinochet
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 00:20:17

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 11:20:24

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-22 06:20:18

Mango Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 12:20:52

Benedict Donald
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 19:20:15

Turmeric Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-21 05:20:13

The Florida Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 22:20:15

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 14:20:25

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 05:20:37

Spray-Tan Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 06:20:18

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 21:20:18

Felonious Stunk
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-18 22:20:51

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 00:20:18

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 03:20:20

Donny Dorko
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 21:20:17

Gropenfürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 15:20:15

Dopey McGropey
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-16 18:31:43

Metamucilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-16 16:20:14

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 10:20:19

Patient Nero
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-15 14:20:17

Dictator Tot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-16 08:20:16

Poolius Sleazer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-14 15:20:31

Covidiot in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-15 08:20:12

Dollar Tree Dictator
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-13 22:20:15

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-14 11:20:12

McNugget Muammar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 16:20:43

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 18:20:15

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 15:20:14

Fanta Fascist
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 15:20:17

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 14:20:16

Humpty Trumpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 12:20:15

Captain COVID
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 12:20:18

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 04:20:17

Draft Dodgin' Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 11:20:18

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 01:20:20

Salmon Satan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 10:20:25

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 20:20:13

Seize-her Geezer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 18:20:13

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 23:20:13

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 05:20:13

Donny Little Hands
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-08 14:20:13

Mendacious Mango
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 16:20:13

Clownigula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 03:20:14

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 05:20:15

Benedict Donald
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 10:20:14

Nectarine N*zi
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 18:20:15

Tyrant from Temu
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 07:20:14

Donorrhea
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 12:20:17

Metamucilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 14:21:22

Cheetolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 06:20:14

Coppertone Coward
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 18:20:13

Walker: Taxes Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 22:20:13

Cheeto in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 03:20:14

Quarter Flouder
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 05:20:15

Der Cheetoführer
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#satire #potus45