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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 01:20:06

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 18:20:06

His Maga-sty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-04 17:20:03

Bunker Baby
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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-23 21:41:57

😆
#USpol #Pride #funny

screen capture of a post by @acyn: 

Trump: Who here did not vote for Trump? 

*hand raised* 

Trump: He thinks he's being cute as he gets pounded on 

[video of potus during this sequence] 

[reply by @LT0771] 

Very kind of trump to only say gay shit for pride month

Jun 23, 2026 8:38 PM UTC
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 23:20:05

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 06:20:05

Maga Teresa
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I sure hope all the meth heads don't find out about all that copper wiring in those AI data centers...
#funny #AIsucks

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 11:20:06

Burger Jean King
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 20:20:07

Unhappy Gilmore
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 21:20:06

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 06:20:02

Apricot Adolph
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@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-19 00:03:03

#bear #cute #funny

bear cub next to sign warning of bear in the area
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 04:20:02

Useless S. Grant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 15:20:02

Hair Force One
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 19:20:03

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 10:20:03

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 04:20:02

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 08:20:03

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-05 10:20:03

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-05 15:20:02

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-05 13:20:02

Douche Bigelow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-05 16:20:02

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 22:20:04

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-04 16:20:03

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-05 12:20:03

Tangelo Mump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 03:20:06

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 20:20:03

Metamucil World Peace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 05:20:05

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 12:20:06

Donald McRapesalot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 14:20:06

President Pathogen
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-03 09:20:03

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-03 07:20:02

Pampers President
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-03 14:20:03

General Liesenhower
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 11:20:03

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 12:20:03

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 16:20:03

King of Babble-On
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 02:20:06

Unhappy Gilmore
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 07:20:06

Anti-Woke Joke
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 06:20:05

Cheeto Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-02 07:20:03

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-01 21:20:03

Felonious Stunk
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-02 16:20:02

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 00:20:02

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 10:20:03

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 10:20:05

Pissant Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 14:20:05

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 23:20:03

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-31 07:20:06

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-30 16:20:02

Kim Don Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-31 05:20:06

Pissant Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-31 15:20:06

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-30 03:20:03

Kim Don Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-30 12:20:03

Spray-Tan Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-30 08:20:02

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-29 23:20:03

Trumpty Dumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 18:20:03

Flabio
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 09:20:03

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 07:20:03

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 22:20:03

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 02:20:06

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 03:20:06

Gaseous Clay
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 14:20:08

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-28 20:20:03

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 16:20:03

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 13:20:03

Burger Jean King
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-29 17:20:06

Pampers President
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-29 09:20:06

Useless S. Grant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 20:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-28 17:20:03

King Baby Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-28 05:20:03

King of the Shill
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-29 11:20:04

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 18:20:05

Cheeto Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 14:20:05

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 11:20:05

Budget Bashar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 22:20:02

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 17:20:03

Fattyshack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 09:20:02

Der Pumpkinführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-28 13:20:06

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 23:20:03

Tang the Merciless
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-25 20:20:03

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 00:20:05

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-26 20:20:05

Pissant Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 10:20:06

Pampers President
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 07:20:02

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 16:20:03

The Offal Orifice
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 02:20:03

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-25 13:20:03

Con Juan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 22:20:02

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 19:20:03

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 13:20:04

Payless Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 12:20:03

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 16:20:04

Cheeto Pedo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 05:20:03

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 10:20:05

Mein Coif
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 05:20:02

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 17:20:04

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 03:20:02

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 11:20:02

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 05:20:05

Greedy McGolfy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 00:20:04

King of Babble-On
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#satire #potus45