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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 09:20:03

Felonious Chunk
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#satire #potus45

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-10 17:22:18

#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

A photo of a highway advertisement sign.  It is a picture of a Super Mario World level, with the text "Have a super MAR 10".

Comment below it: You can only reblog this today.

Second comment: I missed my chance last year.  not gonna let it happen again.
@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 09:53:24

This is probably the worst joke I've seen, and I am crying.
#memes #funny #comic

A four-panel comic strip, rendered in the style of Lego minifigures, depicts a simplified and cartoonish execution scene. The top-left panel shows a clergyman figure, wearing a white miter and robes, holding a closed book next to another figure in brown robes. In the top-right panel, an executioner figure in a black hood pulls a large wooden lever. The bottom-left panel is an overhead perspective, showing the clergyman and executioner looking down from above, while another figure hangs from a r…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 22:20:07

Tangelo Mump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 07:20:07

The Turd Reich
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 16:20:07

Teflon Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 09:20:05

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 01:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 21:20:08

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 22:20:06

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 10:20:06

Presidementia
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 22:20:06

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 14:20:06

Commander in Thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 05:20:07

Count Flatula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 10:20:05

Dozin' Donnie
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 08:20:06

Maga Teresa
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 00:20:05

Limburger in Chief
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@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 09:17:26

Good morning and happy Monday, lovely people of the internet. 🌤☕🥳
Just remember that today is also a new day to look to the future with hope. (Or something like that.)
#DavidLynch #meme #funny

A two-panel vertical collage featuring filmmaker David Lynch in a workshop setting.

Top Panel: Lynch is seated at a desk, wearing a black button-up shirt and dark, round sunglasses. He has his signature voluminous, swept-back white hair. He is looking toward the camera with a neutral expression. White subtitle text at the bottom reads: "I'm wearing dark glasses today, because I'm seeing the future..."

Bottom Panel: A nearly identical shot of Lynch, though his expression has shifted into a…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 17:20:07

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-15 12:20:02

Con Juan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 14:20:07

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 01:20:08

Count Flatula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 17:20:08

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 21:20:06

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 23:20:06

Pathetic Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 19:20:06

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 20:20:07

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 21:20:06

Founding Farter
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 17:20:07

Combover Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-12 05:20:08

The Nodfather
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-12 01:20:06

Collusion Contusion
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-12 00:20:06

Mandarin Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-12 12:21:31

Candyvan McTaco Twit
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 02:20:07

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 08:20:05

Nacho N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 04:20:06

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 00:20:07

Al Caporn
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 12:20:06

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-12 00:20:05

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-11 01:20:08

Douche Bigelow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 23:20:08

Engorge Washington
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-11 02:20:06

Attila the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-11 21:20:08

Nectarine N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-11 13:20:08

Emperor Poopy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-11 18:20:07

Der Derpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 12:20:05

Nacho N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 20:20:08

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 02:20:07

Budget Bashar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 23:20:06

Paprika Pinochet
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 10:20:06

Bragger Vance
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 21:20:08

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 04:20:06

Mr. Miracle Ear
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 08:20:07

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 17:20:07

Donye West
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 13:20:06

Petty Roosevelt
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 03:20:06

Douche Bigelow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 15:20:05

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 16:20:08

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 18:20:06

Combover Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 11:20:07

Julius Cheeser
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 18:20:05

Nacho N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 02:20:06

The Pedo in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 07:20:06

Felonious Stunk
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-12 02:20:06

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-12 05:20:06

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 19:20:07

Captain COVID
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 16:20:08

Tangerine Palpatine
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 12:20:06

Liger Woods
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 04:20:06

Limburger in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 22:20:06

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:20:05

Donnie D Cups
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 07:20:06

Criminal in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 19:20:06

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-08 11:20:06

El Cheeto Loco
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 23:20:06

Presidementia
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-08 06:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-08 18:20:06

Donnie Two Poops
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-08 19:20:08

Engorge Washington
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 15:20:08

Nacho N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 20:20:07

Hair Force One
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 11:20:07

Gassolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 05:20:06

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 00:20:05

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 01:20:06

King of the Shill
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 12:20:06

Collusion Contusion
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-11 15:20:07

Mr. Miracle Ear
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-11 16:20:06

Donny Dorko
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 04:20:06

Toddler in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 21:20:07

Trumpty Dumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:20:06

Douche Bigelow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 22:20:06

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 07:20:06

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 01:20:06

Cheeto Pedo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 10:20:06

His Maga-sty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 16:20:08

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-06 18:20:20

Cheeto Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 08:20:07

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 10:20:08

Teflon Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 09:20:06

His Maga-sty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 15:20:06

Lie-a-tollah
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#satire #potus45