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@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-12 13:27:13

I love this! Cowardly horse antics, narrated by Ozzyman. Warning: contains swears. #horses #funny youtube.com/shorts/HbeqOllBS9o

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 18:20:15

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 15:20:14

Fanta Fascist
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 08:33:08

Dallas Cowboys lose to the Detroit Lions 44-30 & how did the fans react?
#funny

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-10-12 12:09:06

#fuckaas #shitposting #meme #funny #cat

An orange cat sleeping in a human bed. Their head is on a pink pillow with a pattern of mice or bunnies and yellow crescent moons. 
There is a pink mattress sheet.
There is a pink duvet covering most of the cat. 
Only the head is exposed. The cat has their eyes closed.

There is a text at the bottom of the image which reads
"the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping"
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-13 22:20:15

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-12 04:20:17

Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-26 21:21:34

#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 16:20:43

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 15:20:17

Fanta Fascist
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#satire #potus45

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-09-21 00:15:49

Oh boy, we have Ig Noble Prize 2025!
#igNobel #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 12:20:18

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 05:20:13

Donny Little Hands
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 14:20:16

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 11:20:18

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 01:20:20

Salmon Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 12:20:15

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 10:20:25

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 20:20:13

Seize-her Geezer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 18:20:13

Poopy Pumpkin
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-15 00:17:00

This was genuinely hilarious!
▶️ Tortilla Slap with Kevin Hart 👋🏾 😂
#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 23:20:13

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 03:20:14

Voldermoron
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 05:20:15

Benedict Donald
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-09 10:20:14

Nectarine N*zi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 07:20:14

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-08 14:20:13

Mendacious Mango
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 16:20:13

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 06:20:14

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 18:20:15

Tyrant from Temu
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 18:20:13

Walker: Taxes Evader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 03:20:14

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-07 05:20:15

Der Cheetoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 12:20:17

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 14:21:22

Cheetolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 22:20:13

Cheeto in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 11:20:17

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 18:20:16

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-05 07:20:17

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-05 03:20:16

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 00:20:15

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 10:20:17

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 08:20:16

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 18:20:16

Infector in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 04:20:16

Terracotta Toddler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 02:20:42

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 14:20:11

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-04 12:20:17

Carrot Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 07:20:15

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 12:20:17

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-03 14:20:22

Donorrhea
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-03 15:20:16

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-03 19:20:15

President Thump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-03 02:20:14

Poolius Sleazer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 23:20:15

Sir Lies-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 01:20:17

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 08:20:14

Carrot Caligula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 23:20:12

Orange Krampus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-02 04:20:15

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 17:20:19

Donvict
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 02:20:15

Dollar Tree Dictator
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 20:20:14

Traitor Tot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 04:20:13

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 08:20:18

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 17:20:19

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-30 18:21:17

Agent Orange
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-30 10:20:15

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-30 22:20:18

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-29 04:20:13

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-29 00:20:24

Tangelo Mump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-29 10:20:16

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 00:20:14

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 15:20:14

Sherbet Pervert
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-28 15:20:14

Sherbet Pervert
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-28 01:20:17

Poopy Pumpkin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-28 15:20:16

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-28 03:20:14

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 15:20:14

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 23:20:25

Salmon Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 16:20:53

Clownigula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 08:20:15

Poopy Pumpkin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-26 22:20:16

Dementia Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 21:20:26

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 18:20:20

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 03:20:15

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 23:20:13

Mango Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 17:20:17

Donye West
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 05:20:15

Traitor Tot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 01:20:12

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 02:20:17

President Pathogen
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 11:20:14

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 04:20:13

Hair GropenFürhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 11:20:15

Hair GropenFürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 23:20:21

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 10:20:15

Agolf Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 22:20:23

Trumpster Fire
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 06:20:12

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-23 02:20:17

Dictator Tot
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