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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-23 21:41:57

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#USpol #Pride #funny

screen capture of a post by @acyn: Trump: Who here did not vote for Trump? *hand raised* Trump: He thinks he's being cute as he gets pounded on [video of potus during this sequence] [reply by @LT0771] Very kind of trump to only say gay shit for pride month Jun 23, 2026 8:38 PM UTC
@hippyjo@c.im
2026-06-24 05:10:14

I sure hope all the meth heads don't find out about all that copper wiring in those AI data centers...
#funny #AIsucks

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 05:20:02

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 03:20:02

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-25 13:20:03

Con Juan
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@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-19 00:03:03

#bear #cute #funny

bear cub next to sign warning of bear in the area
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 11:20:02

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 22:20:02

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 19:20:03

Needy Amin
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@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 09:53:24

This is probably the worst joke I've seen, and I am crying.
#memes #funny #comic

A four-panel comic strip, rendered in the style of Lego minifigures, depicts a simplified and cartoonish execution scene. The top-left panel shows a clergyman figure, wearing a white miter and robes, holding a closed book next to another figure in brown robes. In the top-right panel, an executioner figure in a black hood pulls a large wooden lever. The bottom-left panel is an overhead perspective, showing the clergyman and executioner looking down from above, while another figure hangs from a r…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-24 15:20:03

Apricot Adolph
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-24 12:20:04

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 23:20:03

Donny Dorko
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 00:20:04

King of Babble-On
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 21:20:04

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-24 08:20:04

Der Dumpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-25 13:20:03

Commander-in-thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 18:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 04:20:06

Trumpty Dumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 00:20:05

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 22:20:11

Ochre Oathbreaker
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 19:20:07

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 12:20:05

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 16:20:06

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 14:20:05

Gaseous Clay
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 08:20:07

Alexander Scamilton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 10:20:03

Obese-wan Kenobi
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 11:20:03

The Nodfather
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 13:20:03

Blobby Jones
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 03:20:02

Our Fondling Father
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 14:20:03

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 21:20:04

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 08:20:03

The Kompromat Kid
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 07:20:04

Marmalade Misogynist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 08:20:05

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 16:20:06

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 11:20:04

L. Ron Chubbard
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 09:20:05

Darth Tax Evader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 08:20:05

Yellvis
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 09:20:11

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 22:20:06

Criminal in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 00:20:03

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 07:20:06

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 16:20:04

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 20:20:04

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 00:20:05

Dozin' Donnie
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 09:20:03

Teflon Don
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 22:20:05

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 08:20:05

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 00:20:03

Flabio
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 19:20:04

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 20:20:07

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 11:20:03

Maga Teresa
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-19 23:20:03

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 15:20:03

Mango Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 04:20:05

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 19:20:05

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 07:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 11:20:04

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 23:20:04

Donnie Two Poops
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 15:20:03

El Pork Choppo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 01:20:06

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 06:20:07

Dictator Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 04:20:04

Quid Pro Combover
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 20:20:05

Cheeto Pedo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 18:20:04

Spray-Tan Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 23:20:03

Mein Coif
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 04:20:03

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 11:20:06

Flabio
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 14:20:07

Nectarine Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 08:22:13

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 06:20:03

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 05:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 21:20:03

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 21:20:03

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 09:20:03

Phony Soprano
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 22:20:03

Sweet Potato Skidmark
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 22:20:08

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 01:20:06

Maga Teresa
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 23:20:09

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 11:20:06

Jabba the Gut
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 00:20:07

Mein Coif
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 02:20:03

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 14:20:03

Dictator Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 18:20:04

Der Dumpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 20:20:03

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 10:20:03

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 13:20:03

Nostra-dumbass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 23:20:08

Fattyshack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 21:20:08

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 08:20:07

Blobby Jones
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 21:20:03

Douche Bigelow
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 02:20:04

Felonious Stunk
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 13:20:03

Donnie D Cups
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 09:20:03

Felonious Chunk
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 18:20:03

The Mad Red Hatter
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 01:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 22:20:06

Hippopotus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 14:20:06

Commander in Thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 07:20:04

Fattyshack
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