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@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2026-06-28 15:05:02

Not shown in the slides: the goose needs to ingest 2.5kg gold for each 1kg golden egg it lays.
The eggs have a thin gold coating but the center is lead (they're much smaller than real goose eggs when shown to-scale, which they never are in the marketing material).
The goose is still going to be quite valuable if everything goes according to plan: early private investments make it seem like a great idea; once regular people and retirement funds are drawn in and they start paying to feed the goose, the early investors will take as many eggs as they can get and get out, leaving later investors holding the goose.
#goose #egg

@crell@phpc.social
2026-06-26 15:03:38

I named my pet #Goose "Torment Nexus."

@enriquericos@mastoart.social
2026-06-26 15:11:30

This is what happens when you don't value The Goose.
(Shameless re-upload because goose hype and I don't see how to quote-boost my own post)
#pixelArt #goose

@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-12 13:51:07

Canada Goose next to the lake. LA Arboretum, Arcadia, California, USA. April, 2026. OM System OM-1 M.Zuiko 300mm F4 MC14. #laarboretum #goose #bird

Close-up of the head, neck, and chest of a canada goose, looking to the left, against an out of focus green background.
@gscherer2@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-10 14:47:18

Canada Goose with duckweed, next to Baldwin Lake. LA Arboretum, Arcadia, California, USA. April, 2026. OM System OM-1 M.Zuiko 300mmF4 MC14. #laarboretum #goose #bird

Close up of a Canada Goose, facing the camera.  The bird's round body is a mix of tan and white feathers, while its neck is black.  The head is black with white cheeks.  There is a tiny piece of green duckweed hanging from the bird's mouth.