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The Guardian finally discovers #gravy. Obviously someone reads #mastodon.
"‘It is not jus. It is not a glaze. It is gravy!’ Britain’s gift to the world finally gets the love it deserves"

Object-oriented #gravy is over, it's all functional #gravy now.

Wels has become the German #gravy.

I see the #gravy train has been chugging along at full speed while we've been sleeping.
All aboard the overnight gravy sleeper express.

Yes! #Gravy CFPs are finally open!

On this day in 1842 Thomas Hufflepink stoked the firebox of his narrow gauge railroad engine and opened the valves to the #gravy pot he intended to power the engine with. The superheated #gravy raced through the engine causing the wheels to spin on the rails.
And launched the first

esolangs.org does not have anything called #gravy yet. I'm thinking the Gravy language should be a notation you can "pour on top" of some program in any other language, to make the program better. Sort of like literate programming, but more of a diner aesthetic

I am #gravy agnostic.

I dunno who needs to hear this but that's not #gravy and those aren't #biscuits

Nicht vergessen #gravy aufzutragen wenn ihr heute nach draussen geht

Someone is not happy. Needs more #gravy

Mastodon/the Fediverse is the only platform where #gravy can be trending for several days straight and I love it

Mastodon/the Fediverse is the only platform where #gravy can be trending for several days straight and I love it

“Hello?”
Margaret stopped stirring the pot of #gravy and looked around for whoever said that.
“Ummm yes?” she responded and immediately felt foolish.
There was no one else in the apartment. She had imagined hearing anything.
“Down here” was the response.
Margaret looked down at the pot of #gravy

Even though I've been to America and eaten their food and everything, I still can't hear the words "biscuits and #gravy" and not think of someone pouring a jug of Bisto all over a plate of digestives.

Did you know that one of the main ingredients of #gravy is mined at the north pole?. It is often made of starch which is a polar molecule. Like oil vast quantities of the #gravy precursor are mined. The south pole presently does not have starch mines . They do have to be careful while mining since …

I used to love watching their weakly antiques.
#ClassicTV #Wool and #Gravy

@… @… @… or just bring lots of

Wavy #Gravy

“Do not worry I just wanted to thank you for giving me life” said the slightly translucent blob as it floated in the #gravy
“How did I do that!” exclaimed Margaret.
“Easy” said the blob. You recreated the conditions needed for life to form when you mixed the flour and fats and oils.” “The water, amino acids and carbohydrates combined to form complex molecules” “The heat accelerated the …