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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-12 13:59:58

Musk's SpaceX IPO fraud is so good I bet even Trump is going "Damn, why didn't I think of that". 🤢
(I'm sure Trump is getting his cut from Musk, but he now sees his grifts could have been so much better.)
#SpaceX #IPO #grift #jealous

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-15 05:34:12

"Reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars"
You see that as a slap in the face of America. Trump sees that as opportunity to skim: Who does the reconstruction, who tracks where the funds actually go?
They found a way to #profit from their abject failure.
#Iran #grift

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-30 05:29:50

Trump unveils his next grift.
BTW I hope the Interior Secretary is getting a decent cut from all these grifts. His daily "bending over" has to be worth something. 🙄
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#corruption #grift #WashingtonDC #golfCourse