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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-26 03:36:14

#AltUnitsOfMeasurements #HashTagGames
Cunt Hair: carpenter’s unit of length, also Red Cunt Hair, slightly larger. As in, just sand off another cunt hair and it’ll fit just fine.

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-25 07:12:21

Extraordinary Terrestrial
#InflatedMoviesOrPlays
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-01-25 02:58:57

Mild Thing
#AntonymASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-01-24 02:14:44

#1980sBreakingNews
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-01-25 03:54:27

Asynchronousity
#AntonymASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-23 01:33:44

🎶Doin da wutt🎶
#confuseasongorpoem #hashtaggames

@hakona@im.alstadheim.no
2026-02-22 02:21:38

#BooksForExtroverts
#HashTagGames The process: How to put yourself out there.
Reponding to summons for dummies, By Franz K.

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-01-25 03:52:57

Don’t you eat that Purple Rain
#AntonymASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 08:31:07

Sarcastic Verses
#HashtagGames
#RejectedBooktitles

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-01-26 02:51:07

Bananas. Either as a size comparison or a measure of how crazy something is.
#AltUnitsOfMeasurements
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-23 01:38:10

Rumor spreading round in that Texas town
About that shack outside La Grange
huh? huh? huh? huh?
a-huh? huh? huh? huh?
#ConfuseASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 01:09:10
Content warning:

"Keeping up with the Iulii"
#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

@hakona@im.alstadheim.no
2026-02-22 02:07:17

#BooksForExtroverts
#HashTagGames
"Hunger" by Knut Hamsun:
Hunger games

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-20 04:51:03

Toothbrush
#ApocalypticAIenhancedItems #HashTagGames

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-20 04:53:42

Mirror, so you can try on fits without having to get out of bed.
#ApocalypticAIenhancedItems #HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-24 03:13:22

I Want My Meh TV
#BoredomSlogansOrAds
#HashTagGames

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-18 10:30:39

Ben Franklin founded the Quaker Oats company. The picture on the box is by Ole Ben himself showing what he wished he looked like. Plus Marketing thought that that look is anyway better for sales.
#OddBenFranklinFacts
#HashTagGames

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 01:02:12

Google
#EvilCompanyNames
#HashTagGames
...i'm sure at least 70 people have already done this :P

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-24 02:55:04

Where’s the Barf?
#BoredomSlogansOrAds
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-21 01:31:54

Eight Piles High
#hoardingsongsorpoems #hashtaggames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-24 03:14:28

The Snack That’s Miles Back
#BoredomSlogansOrAds
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-24 02:59:08

Stink Outside the Bun - Taco Hell
#BoredomSlogansOrAds
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-21 01:31:10

Second Hand Newspapers
#hoardingsongsorpoems #hashtaggames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-24 02:37:22

Rice Crappies - Snap, Crackle, and Plop
#boredomslogansorads
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-21 01:18:32

Bullet with Clutterfly Wings
#hoardingsongsorpoems #hashtaggames

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-15 02:01:28

This really old house
#RomanEraTVShows #HashTagGames

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-15 02:04:57

Real Housewives of Pompeii
#RomanEraTVShows #HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 02:41:26

St. Barbie, she’s a real doll.
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-20 01:21:27

Clear and Pheasant Danger
#poultrymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 02:33:11

Pinhead, patron saint of raising hell.
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-20 02:59:41

What’s Eating Giblet Grape
#poultrymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 03:07:57

Mister Ed, patron saint of horsing around
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 02:29:01

Freddy Krueger, patron saint of nightmares.
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-20 01:20:12

Good Duck, Have Fun, Don’t Die
#poultrymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 02:17:53

Gandalf, patron saint of beards and pointy hats.
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-03-20 01:22:33

The Hunt for Rhode Island Red October
#poultrymoviesorplays #hashtaggames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 02:09:16

Saint Charles of Norris. We’ll have nun-Chucks of that…
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-02-23 02:15:49

Frodo, patron saint of barefoot hikers. And second breakfasts.
#SaintAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:33:55

In Da Crud
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:37:15

Uptown Junk
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 02:11:25

9,999 Problems
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:41:36

Up To The Roof
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:58:31

No Space Oddity
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 02:08:55

Crap - Radiohead
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 02:13:29

Sweet Pile O’ Mine
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 02:01:18

The Mounds Of Silence
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:35:23

The House That Guilt Me
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:31:42

Don’t Fear The Heaper
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:27:01

House Full of Balloons
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:29:35

The House of the Rising Scum
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:59:48

Subterranean Home Full Blues
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 02:17:46

Tangled Up In Shoes - Bob Dylan
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 02:07:30

I Hoard it Through the Grapevine
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-21 01:24:33

Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
Would not take the garbage out!
#HoardingSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames
#noeffort