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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-22 07:48:26

Fixed that headline.
#ftfy #CNN #headline

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-25 13:42:08

"This drive-thru coffee chain is pushing into undercaffeinated parts of America"
Headline from undervocabularied writers at CNN. 🙄
#writing #English #headline #CNN #sarcasm

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-01 04:30:59

"Trump made more than a billion dollars from cryptocurrency ventures in first year back in office"
If by "more than a billion" you mean two billion. 🫤
#CNN #headline #obfuscation #journalism #clarity