@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 05:57:37
Makes sense we have smartphones because fertility rate plunged. I mean people need something to do in bed.
#headlines #silly #fertility #smartphones #society
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 05:57:37
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-04-04 10:16:31
Original headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
#sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines