@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 05:57:37
Makes sense we have smartphones because fertility rate plunged. I mean people need something to do in bed.
#headlines #silly #fertility #smartphones #society
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-14 05:57:37
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-30 11:03:20
CNN: Track vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 🛳️
Me: Why, is my Amazon package on one of those vessels? 😏
#sarcasm #headlines #CNN #hormuz