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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-27 17:14:24

Some USA Olympic Hockey players playing for Canadian teams are in for a rough ride... and if you know enough about hockey and US players, you'll be able to guess who's on top of the shit list.
But this is the part that is actually important:
“We know how this story ends,” said the writer Jennifer Weiner. “The male athletes are flying private, back to their seven-figure NHL paycheques and a White House rolling out the red carpet. The women are flying coach, back to the grind, to a league that barely pays them to play. The men, celebrated. The women, mocked.”
I'm glad the #Canucks traded Hughes, if only because it would have been extremely awkward, and possibly downright hostile.
#Hockey #NHL #HNOM #Toronto #Ottawa #Winnipeg
montrealgazette.com/sports/hoc

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-02-19 19:30:32

Hockey hockey hockey
#olympics #hockey

@seav@en.osm.town
2025-12-26 15:04:44

Heated Rivalry S1E5. No notes. 🏒🩷🏳️‍🌈
#TV #HeatedRivalry #LGBTQIA #hockey

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-02-18 22:35:47

I can't run out in the kitchen and have a hobnob every time they do something dramatic on TV. It's hockey. It's 60 minutes of dramatic. Figures I discover that in overtime. #hockey

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-15 21:08:33

Obviously, no one wants an athlete to get hurt. But I could really do without the men's hockey commentators repeating over and over again what amounts to, "Won't anyone think of NHL owners?"
#hockey #MilanoCortina2026

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-27 16:33:31

I wonder how many teenage lives could be saved (along with hundreds if not thousands of dollars in travel costs) if Alberta and Canada had a functioning bus/rail intercity public transport system.
But let's not do that... it might upset some car company lobbyist. Best to put 17 year-olds on icy Alberta highways at night after hockey practice.
#Alberta #Canada #Transportation #Safety #Hockey #Rail #Bus #Intercity #PublicTransportation

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-27 04:17:42

Answers the question "how low can they get?"
Also, Tkachuk’s response to the despicable video is somewhat weak tea.
#hockey #sports #Olympics #WhiteHouse #USA #Canada #AI

@doktrock@toad.social
2026-02-04 19:01:50

Great story on the development of Laila Edwards, Team USA and #Olympic #hockey player

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2025-12-20 22:08:44

I would like to listen to the clean broadcast play-by-play announcer audio with noise-cancelling headphones at a hockey game, rather than the often-incomprehensible booming echo over the arena's PA system mixed with screaming people.
That sounds a lot like an assistive technology.
Possibly once existing as a tiny AM radio station, BYOR.
Does it exist today?
#hockey #audio

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-18 19:51:00

Regardless of what you think of today's results, I think we can all thank the #hockey gods that neither of the close games ended in penalties. Just about any other way of deciding a winner - number of total letters in the names of everyone on the squad, a debate on Heidegger's hermeneutics, a figure-skate-off, whatever - would be better.

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-10 13:14:38

As a former netminder, I love these rare backup #Goalie stories, and even rarer cases when they actually get called into action. I could dream of sitting in the stands of Maple Leaf Gardens in the mid 80s. Two freak injuries to the home team goalies prompts an announcement, "Is there a goalie in the house?" I slowly stand up and yell, "I'll do it."
I then proceed to shut out the Oilers for the rest of the game, including 3 breakaways by Gretzky. He shakes his head slowly after every unsuccessful attempt.
Hey... it coulda happened...
#NHL #Hockey
Dave Nozzolillo, a beer-league goalie and banker, forced into emergency backup duty for Chicago Blackhawks | RMNB share.google/JVJVmGlaNZHL3gYJT

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-22 16:15:46

Valiant silver. Made of greatness.
#Canada #hockey #Olympics #WinterOlympics

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-02-12 09:57:48

This hand-drawn #hockey infographic about #NHL players in the #Olympics is so good! 🤩

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-15 16:33:59

I'm not caught up on today's games (so shhh!), but I really enjoyed yesterday's Latvia-Germany match, especially the third period.
#hockey #MilanoCortina2026

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-22 15:56:05

drake maye coulda used him #usa🇺🇸 #hockey #canada #fyp

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-26 08:00:32

“We are so excited for the women’s team and we have so much respect for the women’s team"
- Team USA goalie Jeremy Swayman
Yeah, we all saw that. 🙄
#hockey #sports #Olympics #misogyny #women #contempt #WhiteHouse

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-02-14 17:57:53

This gloopy fake-bullettime generated tweening slop is nauseating. Make it stop.
#olympic #hockey #slop

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-02-12 09:57:48

This hand-drawn #hockey infographic about #NHL players in the #Olympics is so good! 🤩

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-08 21:15:31

Czechia and Finland are playing some seriously entertaining #hockey. #MilanoCortina2026

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-21 19:55:19

Who’s getting up for Gold Medal Hockey tomorrow, and what timezone of Canada!!? 🇨🇦 🍁 🏒
#olympics #pleaseboost #canada #usa #hockey #gold #hnom
Yep! 5AM (PST) 🏒
Yep! 6AM (MST) 🏒
Yep! 7AM (CST) 🏒
Yep! 8AM (EST) 🏒
Yep! 9AM (AST) 🏒
Yep! 9:30AM (NST) 🏒
Nope - I’m sleeping in! Canada 🇨🇦 Go Canada! 🇨🇦

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-02-07 15:52:22

I think I prefer the #hockey on Saturday morning to Saturday night.

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2025-12-20 21:37:30

Natšlie Mlýnkovš interception, drives the net, and goal against Maschmeyer. Then slides herself headfirst into the net too.
Be the puck you want to see in the world.
#PWHL #MontrealVictoire #VancouverGoldeneyes #hockey

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-02-21 21:00:03

Come on Yukon/Alberta/NWT? 😹
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#olympics #pleaseboost #canada #usa #hockey #gold #hnom

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-12-11 22:21:03

If you are into Canadian politics, even a little.. and/or into "Press Gallery" type political jokes. This 9 minutes flies by with Interim NDP Leader Don Davies. No holding back, self-deprecating, hilarious, slightly vulgar and absolutely brutal.
#canPoli #CdnPoli #abpoli #BQ #NDP #LPC #CPC #CBC #PopeLeo #TheAmericanFascist #ElbowsUp #Hockey #Carney
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVfwyHooL8I