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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 04:57:03

For those of you upset like me & need a political laugh...
▶️ The West Wing - Best Funny Moments Compilation - Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=XZQPJmPqej

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-11 06:14:59

Autumn, the time that my bed automatically activates Velcro suction — so it’s hard to get out in the morning!
#writing #blog #reflection

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 15:46:01

#Memes #Humor #AñoNuevo

Una viñeta del cómic de Tintín. Muestra al Capitán Haddock, con barba y pelo oscuro desordenado, sentado en lo que parece una mesa o barra. Tiene una expresión de cansancio o exasperación. Sobre él, una burbuja de diálogo dice: "¡Qué año, eh!". A su izquierda, Tintín, con su característico tupé rubio y mejillas sonrojadas, le mira fijamente. De su boca sale otra burbuja de diálogo que responde: "Capitán, es solo 2 de enero". A la derecha del Capitán, Milú, el perro blanco, se asoma a un vaso co…
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:59:34

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face?
Horse says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Bartender says, solution is simple. I have a marvelous Amontillado in my cellar—
#humor

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 06:15:16

A new song from #Psychostick in the style of #Tool about all the sugar loaded eating that we are about to endure. As ever, nicely done, and they’ve re-recorded all their other Christmas songs into an album as well. Enjoy!

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 22:31:53

I would buy these just to leave on my porch for package thieves.
#humor

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2026-01-05 16:51:49

Get this man a podcast #humor #coffee

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-08 02:08:20

Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 03:38:48

Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 21:44:55

#Humor #Memes #Meme #Anarchism

A cartoon angel with wings and a military-style cap floats against a bright blue background, holding a red "A" symbol inside a circle. Below the angel is a disembodied head resembling a well-known public figure.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 04:11:15

When David Hulse came to the plate and chose violence 😂
#baseball #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 20:41:52

I knew it.
✅ Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up - The Onion
#humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-17 18:43:40

Apparently, in the U.S., communism is more dangerous than anarchism. Guess free healthcare scares them more than Molotov cocktails.
/s
#Satire #Humor #US

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-06 00:40:11

#Morrissey #Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
🔗

Una ilustración con un fondo verde oscuro. En la parte superior, texto rosa dice: "ESTOY MÁS CANSADO Que Morrissey De Tour". Debajo, un conejo de dibujos animados de color blanco yace de espaldas, con una expresión de agotamiento extremo. Sus ojos son pequeñas líneas que sugieren que están cerrados, y tiene dos dientes frontales sobresaliendo. Viste un traje de chaqueta de color verde grisáceo con dos botones, y sus manos están sobre su abdomen, como si estuviera completamente rendido. El fondo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
From: @…

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-10-29 18:19:11

Yo, cualquier día en la oficina.
(Jefecito, si ve esto es solo una bromita para las redes sociales)
🔗 #Memes

"Meme humorístico que muestra un personaje de gato blanco y esponjoso, estilo peluche, con una expresión triste y ojos medio cerrados, como si tuviera mucho sueño. Está sentado en una silla de oficina frente a un escritorio. Sobre el escritorio hay un monitor de computadora, un teclado y un ratón. Al fondo, se ven persianas verticales y un calendario colgado en la pared.

En la parte superior de la imagen, un texto blanco con borde negro dice: 'Jefe, me siento mal, quisiera irme'. En la parte i…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-13 21:08:40

Weekends After 30 Be Like
#Wojak #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-27 02:00:08

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 20:41:13

Nananananananana... BATCAT!
#humor #cats

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-25 22:50:45

A propósito del apoyo de Frei a Kast.
Créditos para #Malaimagen
🔗 #Humor

Caricatura política en blanco y negro que muestra a dos hombres con traje, estrechándose la mano. El hombre de la izquierda, con un rostro visiblemente entristecido y ojos entrecerrados, tiene un globo de diálogo que dice: "YO NUNCA ME EQUIVOCO EN QUIÉN CONFÍO". El hombre de la derecha, con una expresión sonriente y más jovial, sostiene la mano del otro y su globo de diálogo dice: "GRACIAS, EXPRESIDENTE. SALUDOS A SU HERMANO". Entre las manos entrelazadas, aparece una pequeña burbuja de pensami…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 19:22:37

Again, I'm ashamed but I LOL'd... 😜
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 18:29:38

OMG so dark, I'm ashamed that I LOL'd...
#humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 20:20:14

Linus Torvalds is based, man runs Fedora like a chad.
#Linux #Memes #Humor #Fedora

A tech-workshop scene with two men pointing at each other like the Spider-Man meme. The man on the left has the Pop_OS Linux logo on his chest with the label “LINUS.” The man on the right has the Fedora logo on his chest, is wearing a blue fedora hat, and is also labeled “LINUS.” The joke is that both men are labeled “LINUS” despite representing different Linux distributions.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 06:28:24

Holy God, my sides hurt. 😂
▶️ Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 50 | Saturday Night Live
#humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 14:10:11

Ahora de vuelta al trabajo, ¡Esclavos! 🤭
#Memes #Humor #31Minutos #AñoNuevo

La imagen es un meme que presenta un títere de 31 Minutos con la cabeza redonda y rosada. Tiene ojos saltones con grandes pupilas negras, una pequeña nariz rosada, y una gran barba y bigote negros y tupidos. El títere tiene una expresión entre sorprendida y resignada.

El fondo detrás del títere es un patrón de rayos que irradian en tonos beige y amarillo.

En la parte superior de la imagen, en letras blancas grandes con borde negro, se lee: "SE ACABÓ EL AÑO".
En la parte inferior, también en l…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-22 19:54:42

So, like... when are you hiring?
#humor #jobs #hiring

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 21:40:39

U.S. imperialism: different branding, same payload.
#Imperialism #USPol #US #Humor

A two-panel political meme showing a military bomber dropping bombs. The top panel is labeled “REPUBLICANS” and shows a plain bomber releasing bombs. The bottom panel is labeled “DEMOCRATS” and shows a similar bomber with a rainbow-striped tail and slogans like “Black Lives Matter” and “Yes We Can,” also dropping bombs, implying a comparison between the two parties using identical imagery.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 08:17:49

I woulda gone straight to frickin' commercial. The morning show was way off the rails at this point. 😁
#comedy #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-15 02:00:10

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens
talkwards.c…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-30 18:05:01

❤️🖤 Relatable! 🖤❤️
#Anarchism #Humor #AnarchoSyndicalism #Spain

A meme-style photo of a teenage boy sitting in a classroom, staring intensely while wearing a digitally added red-and-black anarchist cap, another student sits beside him. White text at the top reads, When you are an anarcho-syndicalist and haven’t told anyone about the social revolution during the Spanish civil war in 1936 for 5 minutes.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 01:56:40

"I'M SO ITCHY"
omfg this was so funny!
▶️ Craig Ferguson | I'm So Happy (Full Comedy Special 54min)
youtube.com/watch?v=D3xllAL_qe

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 03:54:46

This explains so much about Melania.
#SouthPark #Trump #humor #Melania

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-01 02:05:10

"The White Bros?!"
#misreading #thewhitehouse #humor #politics

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 16:07:28

:bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride:
#USPol #Meme #Memes #Humor

A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post shows a user reacting to another account that laments people burning red political hats associated with the Make America Great Again slogan. Four images below that text show different views of these red hats on fire, some on pavement at night and one being held under a flame. The bottom post contains a reaction meme using a scene from a TV comedy where a blonde woman at a study table looks incredulous while someone in the background watches. …
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 14:10:15

#Anarchism #Syndicalism #Socialism #Humor

he image is a collage of four historical photographs, arranged in a square format. The text "Liberals: “Anarchism can’t work”" is placed above the collage, and "My reaction" is placed below it. 

The top left photograph depicts a large group of people marching, many of them raising red flags, seemingly in a public square or street. The top right photograph shows a person standing in a field, looking off into the distance, wearing a dark jacket. The bottom left photograph features a group of peo…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-24 19:26:19

#Trump #USA #Meme #Memes

The image is a digital artwork depicting Donald Trump in a cartoon style. He is seated on the floor, legs bent with feet crossed, and appears to be smiling broadly. Trump is wearing a dark suit with a red tie and a white shirt. A blue pacifier is resting near his right foot. The background is a solid black color, with no additional features or objects.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 02:21:21

How to confuse GenZ (Part 45);
#humor #nerd #genz #genx

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 01:01:50

OneDrive in German: Ohne Drive
#computers #humor #microsoft #onedrive