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@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2026-05-02 16:39:55

Preisgekröntes Filmdebüt über #Demenz mit feinem #Humor : "Der verlorene Mann". Vergessen und Erinnern, Liebe und Freundschaft, Älterwerden und Jungbleiben, Abschied und Mut. Regie: Welf Reinhart. #Film ab…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 16:37:53

Happy early May the Fourth. 😜
#StarWars #humor

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 07:20:19

Impending? #SavageChickens #humor savagechickens.com/2026/05/imp

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 06:17:01

Broadcasted live, the camera man totally forgot he was at work for a second.
#skysports #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 02:13:47

2 noodles enter... 1 noodle leaves!
#testyourmight #noodlecombat #humor

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:43:04

me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor

1 tungsten atom (W) bonded with two oxygen atoms (O).
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 02:09:45

Hey Fat Loser? Ask your country if ReZyne is right for you.
#trump #jimmykimmellive #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:31:09

#humor #StraitOfHormuz #Hormuz

MOCK SCREENSHOT: A fake image of a Google Maps listing showing the Strait of Hormuz on the right. On the left, a search box for "The Strait of Hormuz" at the top, and under it, "Details"

One five-star rating

HOURS: Open. Closes 4:00 PM.

Monday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Tuesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Wednesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Thursday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Friday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Saturday: Closed

Sunday: Closed
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-24 17:50:02

I'll start procrastinating from tomorrow. For sure.
#procrastination #silly #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-02-11 14:13:27

Mi tipo de humor 😅
🔗 #Memes #Humor

Caricatura humorística en un fondo gris claro. A la izquierda, se ve la cabeza y parte del torso de un joven con pelo castaño y camiseta oscura, apoyado sobre una superficie. Su expresión es de asombro o chisme, con la boca abierta y una mano cerca de ella, como si estuviera susurrando. Sus ojos miran hacia una manzana roja a su derecha. La manzana tiene brazos, piernas y una cara asustada, con la boca abierta en forma de "O" y los ojos muy abiertos. Un bocadillo de texto sale de la boca del jo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 02:23:12

Mom dropped "Deez Nuts" during Fast Money on Family Feud & Steve Harvey practically hyperventilated. 🤣
#humor #familyfeud

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 11:53:30

According to my shampoo bottle, there shall be no singing of karaoke in the shower!
#humor

The cork of the shampoo bottle has a sign that indicates that you 
either: Should not sing karaoke in the shower
or: Should not drink the shampoo
I lean towards the first option, since noone would drink shampoo anyways!
@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 08:35:49

Heute gehört, Quelle unbekannt:
Die (orange) "Verunreinigten Staaten von Amerika".
🤭🤣
#USA #Trump #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 02:24:28

I wonder if the Cancer-sniffing Leopard is related to the Face-eating Leopard.
BTW: The Onion is undefeated.
#humor #theonion

@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-13 15:40:48

My Parisian friend gave me a box of green fruits as a birthday gift.
It was an avocadeau.
#Puns #Jokes #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 00:30:51

Ryan & Rocky promote "Project Hail Mary". Try not to laugh. 😁
#projecthailmary #RyanGosling #rocky

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-25 01:00:13

The Fermi Paradox Answered: You're really asking where the aliens are? Have you not seen how humans treat aliens? They for sure have...
#aliens #humor #theFermiParadox

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 23:07:32

EDITORIAL CARTOON from Mike Stanfill, #humor #politics

EDITORIAL CARTOON: A person being interviewed for a job by a large, slouching, orange-faced man with blonde hair.

PANEL 1: Interviewee: "I have no government experience. Why do you want me in your cabinet?"

PANEL 2: Interviewer: "Because you and I spent a lot of time at Epstein's place and people are starting to ask questions."

PANEL 3: Interviewer: "So let's just say that if you work for me and keep your mouth shut, we can keep each other safe for years."

PANEL 4: Interviewee: "You.... are…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 00:56:16

And the Oscar goes to...
#wolfs #bradpitt #georgeclooney #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 03:15:21

"Hakuna matata, fluff face!" 🤣
#humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 12:20:55

🎵I'm makin' a man, with blonde hair and a tan...🎵
#humor

A parody of the creation of Adam painting from the Sistine Chapel: God and his angels are replaced with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Riff-Raff,  Magenta, and Columbia, while Adam has been replaced with Rocky.
@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 10:32:28

So interessant (und auch so, so lustig), dass ein Papst den höchsten Präsidenten der Welt so herausfordern und provozieren kann! Da muss es etwas geben, was höher ist als Trump und das sich Trumps Zugriff konsequent entzieht... das kann Trump doch niemals akzeptieren!!!
JD Vance, seit sieben Jahren katholisch, versucht Papst Leo eine Lektion in Theologie zu erteilen!
Man könnte es sich nicht ausdenken.
1/3

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 05:24:55

Still my favorite social media ad for Project Hail Mary.
#rocky #projecthailmary #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:28:12

OMG... introducing Dora the Destroyer! 🤣
#humor #deadpool #doratheexplorer

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 23:35:34

#humor #StarTrek #NextGeneration

DOCTORED PHOTO: A Starbuck's coffee paper cup with an altered logo which appears to use the Klingon alphabet. Written on the cup in various places: 

"Worf"

"Son of Mogh, House of Matok"

"Son of Sergei"

"House of Rozhenko"

"Bane of the Duras Family"

"Slayer of Gowron"
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 10:04:00

Wooooow... Brad Williams drops the mic on Dinklage.
▶️ Brad Williams Doesn't Like Peter Dinklage
#humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-14 02:02:03

It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumb

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 00:55:38

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

SCREENSHOT: The GUARDIAN home page 2026.04.06

Middle East crisis live:

Trump says Iran 'can be taken out in one night, and that might be tomorrow night'

President addresses his latest deadline for Tehran to reach a deal of Thursday at 8pm ET in press conference

VIDEO: Trump speaking at The White House "...could be taken out in one night..."
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 05:46:37

Dude took his pregnant wife’s texts & used AI to turn them into a pop punk song. And it's a banger. 🤘🤣 (Credit: withethanlap on TT)
#ai #texts #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 04:46:42

Damn. The Enterprise-D restrooms really suck.
#patrickstewart #humor*

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 05:27:45

Attention Adults:
Bill Nye the Science Guy would like to take a quick second to explain Global Warming to you.
#billnye #globalwarming #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 17:18:52

Funniest thing I'll see all week. Girl passed out before ithe ride even started then woke up mid ride and passed out again! 🤣
#humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-14 02:03:27

"Oh God! You scared me."
"Really? You work with dead bodies all day."
"So if something moves, it's likely a dead body."
"Really? Does that happen often?"
"Did my reaction gave you that impression?"
#humor #zombies

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 21:29:28

Cartoon by Steve Cousineau
#humor #EditorialCartoon #cartoon #editorial

EDITORIAL CARTTOON: CHOICES: A person entering a door on the left, while the door on the right remains closed.  

The door on the left is labeled "Walk barefoot on hot coals and broken glass while carrying a leaky bucket of gasoline as West Nile Virus-infected mosquitoes swarm around your head."

The door on the right is labeled "Listen to the State of the Union address."
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 18:51:27

The Real Housewives of the White House. 😜
#trump #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:31:38

One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
#comedy #humor #twoandahalfmen

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 03:33:11

Happy Friday the 13th.
#fridaythe13th #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 02:10:00

Please rise for the MAGA Republican anthem.
▶️ Save the Rich (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 17:59:54

I had to check to make sure this wasn't a video of my wife because she's done this before.
#maximumdorkage #humor #situationalawareness

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-12 17:46:53

#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻
Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔
Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵
#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 19:32:06

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 19:32:06

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 02:11:28

Creating the Magic... with Marlboros & McDonalds.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 05:27:05

You think you've seen this but you haven't. Wait for it... waaaiit for it...
#comedy #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 12:50:22

Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth:
"The Liquor Cabinet"
#humor #politics #satire #patel

SCREENSHOT: A post by "scha-den-freu-de" (@BlisterPearl) featuring a photo of Kash Patel and photo of Pete Hegseth with the caption 'So, we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?'
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 06:42:12

Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 00:56:42

"Jeffrey? Break out Lucille." 😂
#unclephil #freshprinceofbelair #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 07:17:36

It’s the Winter Olympics so of course it's time to bring this clip back.
"Oh monsieuuurr"
#skiing #olympics #frenchman

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 22:50:07

"Woof! I 💩 a better president every day."
#humor #protest #DC #WashingtonDC

PHOTO: Two protesters on a DC street corner dressed in plastic dalmatian costumes. One holds a sign reading "Honk". The other has a sign reading "Woof! I 💩 a better president every day." In front of them, a dog crouches on their front paws, tail in the air, staring up at them. Fall foliage on the trees behind them.
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-03-11 16:50:49

#resist #protest #humor #FelonInChief

PRO TIP

Trying to use fewer four-letter vulgrities?

Try this easy five-letter all-purpose alternative!

* Stupid T***ping traffic!

* Excuse me, I've got to take a T***p.

* Go T***p yourself!

* Ouch! G*dt***p it, that hurt!

* Watch out, he's a real SOT. [Son of a T***p]

* Don't be a T***phole!

* That's the T***piest show I've seen in a long time.

Help Donald get his name everywhere!
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 20:18:58

Animal voiceovers keep me sane.
#humor #LOL #dogs #cats

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 00:53:21

I don't consent. I don't consent! For the love of Poseidon...
#humor #funny #lol #animals

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 17:34:48

Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump