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@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 12:19:19

Snodd från blurpan #humor #anatomi

En anatomisk beskrivning av njurar och urinblåsa som tyvärr får det att se ut som en enorm snopp placerad på magen istället för dess ordinarie plats

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-16 01:02:39

Some dude doing online reviews: I just bought it. It's working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.
Me: I have a bridge to sell you...
#naive #conned #humor

Five Stars
A: I just bought it. It’s working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.B: I have a bridge to sell you… Header image: By Suiseiseki – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link, Altered

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-10 21:04:12

Okay. I LOL'd. 😂
#humor
From: @…
https://hachyderm.io/@DaddyWarch…

That Crazy Warchief Guy (@DaddyWarchief@hachyderm.io)
I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning. Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.

@spamless@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 22:57:20

We were just in La Ciotat, France, for a couple of days. Fun getaway. We flew on Lufthansa. A friend of mine found out I was there and messaged me asking if I could bring back a kilogram of Robusta coffee for him. I couldn't comply, so by way of letting him know, I just sent him this:
#humor #witz

A joke infographic in German I asked ChatGPT to make showing nine things one shouldn't have in hand luggage, all reasonably accurate except for the middle one depicting a package of Robusta coffee.

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-09-10 14:29:52

#humor #comedy

PHOTO: A black ram entering a bedroom.

CAPTION: When you are studying Latin but you keep making mistakes.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-09-04 15:34:43

Ingeniero todo el rato 😅
#Memes #Humor

Un meme de dos paneles que compara las soluciones de un "físico" y un "ingeniero" para un problema de equilibrio. En la parte superior, el texto dice: "Balancea 6 clavos sin que toquen la madera".

El panel izquierdo, titulado "El físico", muestra a un joven con gafas y sudadera azul, sentado con los brazos cruzados y una expresión pensativa o concentrada. Sobre la mesa frente a él, un clavo está clavado verticalmente en un pequeño bloque de madera. Sobre la cabeza de este clavo, otros cinco cl…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 21:49:44

I DON' WANNA BE FAT LIKE BOO BOO I TRYNA EXERCISE WHAASSUP
#dogs #humor

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-11 06:14:59

Autumn, the time that my bed automatically activates Velcro suction — so it’s hard to get out in the morning!
#writing #blog #reflection

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 13:23:36

When you kiss someone & your dog's not having any of it. (Yup, my dog gets in between me & my wife all the time)
#dogs #humor

@outer@mas.to
2025-08-20 02:22:29

“Self-examination is great but no need to fall into the assesspool of self-judgment.”

-- Swami Beyondananda
Swami’s Daily Laughsitive (stolen from his email list)
#Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 02:35:53

What? You didn't see that coming? 😁
#japan #humor

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-09-19 22:34:09

I got bored and made this
#youtube #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 00:13:39

"See hooman, dis is how you do da petz. Like dis, see? Now you try, 'kay?" - Otter
#animals #humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-28 05:15:56

So low by Linux Mint to DDOS Arch linux just to increase interest in Mint *humor*
#archlinux #linux #linuxmint

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-24 23:49:09

This is what my mom doesn’t understand 🧩 I know more than the average Joe ♾️
#Autism #ActuallyAutistic #Autistic

A young child sits on grass using a laptop under a clear sky. The text reads, "You might be an autism parent if... your child can learn more from computers and television than they can from human interaction."

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 14:53:04

#malaphors #humor #comedy

itsvondel: you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you cannot make it drink

runtime-err0r: Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

chromalogue: I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all-time favorite is, "...until the cows freeze over."

bowtochris: You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.

@Defiance@sfba.social
2025-07-24 15:27:45

We lost a great one on this day in 1980.
#comedy #movies #humor #rip

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 05:26:06

The dude writing Colorado State's official press guide pronunciation table's got jokes. 😁

#coloradostate #humor #football

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-07 03:53:39

This is the best thing I'm gonna watch all week. 😜
▶️ Top 10 Best Kelly Clarkson Show Moments
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 08:19:15

Antique Roadshow has some thoughts on Trump.
#antiqueroadshow #trump #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-08-04 18:06:43

#humor #comedy #music #rock

CARTOON: A map of "Rock 'n' Roll neighborhood" containing lots of song titles which reference locations.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 16:02:30

Hunter Biden, going scorched earth on Clooney, and Axelrod, and everybody who betrayed his Dad... but they're all babies.
Love this. 🤣
#babies #humor #politics