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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-29 04:11:41

"Cockadoodledoo, folks, I'm Donald Trump."
This loser's performance doing a sketch for SNL isn't any different than when he's at the Presidential pulpit.
#trump #snl #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 23:50:34

From the IveHadIt Podcast:
"Ladies & Gentlemen, the President of the United States"
#trump #moron #ivehaditpodcast

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-25 07:25:55

Pun in swedish #humor #rolig

En bild på en skylt med texten Kajplats 2. På skylten sitter en kaja
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-06-23 18:10:22

Si se viene la 3ra guerra mundial, al menos rišmonos
#Memes #Humor

Un gato naranja con un casco de piloto está en la cabina de un avión de combate, con una expresión de sorpresa y boca abierta. Al fondo, se ven otros aviones y un atardecer. En la parte superior, un texto en español dice: "Yo siendo reclutado por E.U. porque no leí los términos y condiciones de Disney Plus", lo cual es un meme que sugiere que las condiciones de servicio de Disney Plus son tan complicadas como ser reclutado por el ejército estadounidense.
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-05-23 23:35:40
Content warning:

Oooo! Oooo! Wait... I remember this show... It's on the tip of my tongue... Ah! Got it!
LOST IN SPACE
#humor #comedy

AI generated image: Poorly rendered versions of the cast of Gilligan's Island dressed in poorly rendered versions of Star Fleet uniforms, on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise. "Gilligan" is in the captain's chair while, from left to right, "The Skipper", "Ginger", "Thurston Howell III", "Mary Anne", "Mrs. Howell", and "The Professor" stand behind him. Gilligan, Ginger and Maryanne are in red (security / engineering) uniforms, Skipper, Mrs. Howell, and the Professor are in gold (command) unifo…
@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-06-27 09:10:13

Wie jetzt, der Schmerz ist Käse?!??
Ich kann ja Fremdsprachen – NICHT 😅
#painetfromage #humor #haus #anschrift

Hausanschrift: "Pain et Fromage"
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-06-14 16:12:23

The least friendly tea place
#humor

picture taken through a window of a partial sign hanging on the side of a building.  the only letters visible on the sign are

FU TEA
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-06-18 14:42:15

Así fue mi noche. ¿Y ustedes cómo andan hoy?
#Memes #Humor

La imagen muestra cuatro viñetas de Homero Simpson en la cama a diferentes horas. La primera viñeta es a las 11 p.m., donde se le ve relativamente relajado bajo las sábanas. A las 2 a.m. se le ve más inquieto. A las 4 a.m. parece cansado y preocupado. Finalmente, 8 minutos antes de su alarma, se ve completamente agotado y con los ojos casi cerrados. La imagen es una representación humorística de la dificultad para dormir y la anticipación ansiosa del despertar.
@jonquark@mastodon.org.uk
2025-06-13 12:48:31

Inside every developer there are two wolves.
One wolf worries about cache invalidation.
The other wolf ponders deeply about the naming of things.
The third wolf makes off-by-one errors.
#programming #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-21 01:02:12

I heard they were working on a middle ground between flat earthers and scientists. What's that supposed to be? Cubic earth??
#humor #flatearth #science

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 07:03:36

I'm a Prius & man, have I had a day...
#StarWars #Andor #S2 #humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 14:36:08

Hell of a run 😅 #humor #satanism #running

En bild av dagens löpning som blev 6,66 km lång

A picture of todays running - 6,66 km

Science progresses one funeral at a time.
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it... --Max Planck
#Science #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 07:25:50

Brilliant comedic & operatic response to Whitehouse Press Secretary KKKaroline Leavitt's unabashed lie about Trump's approval ratings having 'never been higher' & reaching 'historic highs'.
(Courtesy of @blancareysoprano)
#trump #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 01:00:48

#parody #humor #comedy #politics

PARODY

@RealHirohito 

We have completed our very successful attack on Hawaii. All planes are now outside of America air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Pearl Harbor. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great Japanese Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter 

12:00 P. M. - 07 Dec 41 - Twitter for Android 1M Retweets 2M Likes
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 02:00:59

Comedian Max Amini does the BEST Father's Day comedy bit ever. My fellow Asians, you'll relate... trust me. 😜
#maxamini #humor #comedy

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-25 07:22:31

Stolen img #humor #funny #true #satanism

A comic strip featuring a conversation between a priest and a young woman. The woman confesses to being a lesbian, and the priest advises her to pray for help to change. In the final panel, she prays for her problem to disappear, followed by the priest disappearing
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-05-30 19:16:19

¡Qué grande Sandy! 🤣😂
#Sandy #Humor #nx
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Una captura de pantalla de una publicación en redes sociales muestra un tuit en español que incluye una imagen de Gianni Infantino, presidente de la FIFA, hablando frente a una bandera chilena. El texto del tuit es un meme o broma en chileno, y la imagen de Infantino se centra en él hablando en un evento de la FIFA, con el logotipo de la FIFA visible en el fondo. El texto dice:

«Ouenas tanñes zeñor, ño quieño que me venña una jañaña»
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 00:33:11

#cartoon #humor #comedy #MAD

A cartoon from MAD magazine. Above the cartoon, Allison F. writes "My son found this in a Mad Magazine from 1992 that we had kicking around.

At the top center "When should we believe Donald Trump?" Below it, two panels.

LEFT PANEL: A stack of books with a portrait of Donald Trump "TRUMP: Surviving at the Top"  CAPTION: When he writes a book telling us what a financial genius he is?

OR

RIGHT PANEL: Trump kneeling and praying before three unsympathetic men, inside TRUMP Warehouse filled with …
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 15:04:09

One of the funniest Brad Williams 'little people' bits EVER. 😜
▶️ I made John Stamos scream like a beach! Brad Williams #lol #funny #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 15:15:28

The expression on his wife's face... 😜
▶️ Pro Fathers Day tip
#humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-13 01:03:16

Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: "So, how did it go?" And he replied: "It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!"
#trump #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 01:03:42

When Tony Orlando inadvertently pulled off Phyllis Diller's wig during a 1975 episode of "The Tony Orlando And Dawn Show", the moment could have ended in disaster.
Instead, it became an iconic moment of Phyllis bursting into laughter. Her laughter was infectious, and she was renowned for her humor, often laughing at herself. This is why Phyllis Diller is and will always be a legend.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 00:25:42

That time when Orbit the Mascot dance-taunted Daikin Park stadium security & things got 'outta control'...
#orbit #houstonastros #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-13 01:03:16

Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: "So, how did it go?" And he replied: "It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!"
#trump #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 14:39:25

I'm not crying you're crying. And I'm not even a Swiftie. 😅
▶️ Taylor Swift Ambushes (Surprises) Fans for 13 Minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=LhYSBiAD67

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-05-17 22:02:50

#humor #politics #political #MadKingDonald

SCREENSHOT

jarretberenstein (6m):

Trump is upset that Business Insider compared Don Jr. to Hunter Biden, which is obviously a ridiculous comparison.

Hunter Biden's dad loves him.
[ 2 likes - 1 reply]

stevehofstetter replies (1m):

Don Jr. is nothing like Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is a RECOVERING cocaine addict.
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 12:12:50

Stolen meme #funny #humor #meme #memes

A pun 
- where did the IT fuy go?
He probably ransomware
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-03 01:06:15

Mixing up the two Swedish words "Godkänna" and "Gödkanna" in a project may seem like an innocent mistake, especially if you only speak English. However, they mean very different things... Read more to learn what.
#humor #language

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 12:34:18

Anothet stolen meme #memes #humor #funny #jokes

Image features a quote in bold white text on a black background: "Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you right out."
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-03 01:06:15

Mixing up the two Swedish words "Godkänna" and "Gödkanna" in a project may seem like an innocent mistake, especially if you only speak English. However, they mean very different things... Read more to learn what.
#humor #language

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-24 01:04:13

The way the #economy is going, my #401K might turn into a 401-cave...
#economy #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-24 01:04:13

The way the #economy is going, my #401K might turn into a 401-cave...
#economy #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 04:46:03

This bit was more funny when MAGA didn't actually do EXACTLY what MadTV parodied back in 1998.
#humor #maga #trump #racism

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 11:12:05

#math #music #humor #comedy

CARTOON: Two children, a boy and a girl, at school doing math on a sheet of paper tacked to the wall.

TEXT: 

Q: Billy has four guitars. Suzy has one bass. What does Suzy have that Billy doesn't?

A: A gig. Suzy has a gig.
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-22 01:02:58

What type of #ForceMajeure is #DonaldTrump?
#humor #politics

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-22 01:02:58

What type of #ForceMajeure is #DonaldTrump?
#humor #politics

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 13:27:35

Trump Always Chickens Out (TACO) is already shaping Taco Bell marketing.
#humor #tacobell #trump #taco