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Folks, this is why I'm perpetually on mute during your Teams meetings.
#humor

– The #polygraph isn't good enough. We're going to use the polystyrene instead. We're going to steerene things up around here...
– What does that mean?
– We put them in a circle, spin the polystyrene, and it will tell us who did it...
#humor

That time at Wimbledon Women's Doubles in 2017 when a spectator ran his mouth a little too much from the stands... then this happened:
#tennis #wimbledon #humor

Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor

Vad SKA man göra i ett #garage? Parkera utanför?
#humor #svenska

Rate instance of the Babylon Bee actually posting something funny #humor #shitpost

Inventions that never made it past the idea stage:
The Ridiculizer - takes small to medium problems and ridiculize them into near non-existent and somewhat humorous issues.
#sillyness #humor #humour

This 30yo clip still makes me laugh because it's so relatable. Don't we all hate the heat & bugs?
#humor

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What's R2D2 been saying all these years?
#humor #StarWars #r2d2

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"It's like finding a #needle in a stack of needles..."
"You do realize that's only hard if you're looking for a specific needle and not just any old needle, right?"
#humor

The most terrifying 30sec you'll watch this week. 🤣
#humor #comedy

"No messages of significance were exchanged. Burnham quickly became suspicious, and reported the incident to proper authorities."
But by then Burnham had already sent the impersonator a £2000 Amazon gift card. 🎁 💳
I'm guessing. 🤓
#UK #phishing #Burnham #humor

Don't ask... just wait for it. Waaaiiiit forrr it... 🤣
#humor #lol

It's a classic! Singing styles in different genres of metal/punk #humor #music #punk #hardcore…

"Here's YouTube... do your own research. Oh, and... uh... I'd hurry up." 😂
#vaccinedenial #humor

He lived his life as if it were a zero-sum game, and at his funeral, everybody agreed his life's contribution was zero-sum.
#humor #gametheory #winwin

Imagine spending hours beating a video game to attain the 100% ending... only to have Jeff Goldblum show up & tell you to go touch grass.
Welcome... to "The Lost World: Jurassic Park".
#videogames #humor

"Dewey Decibel System" by Dave Blazek 🙃
#DDC #library #librarians #humor

Do you hate roller coasters?
Not as much as these dudes!
#humor #rollercoasters

Yeah, that BMW playing "Move Bitch" in the Express Lane on the 405 is probably me. Apologies in advance.
#humor #LosAngeles

"I hope this email finds you."
- Mail to someone with "Inbox 80,000".
#hope #email #communication #cliche #humor

Technologieoffenheit und aber keine Gaskraftwerke #humor

Dog want noms & zero f-cks given.
#dog #humor

Jesus or Hello Kitty!
#humor #religion #jesus #HelloKitty

The bad guys are singing a cappella. Send in the rapper response team!
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/08/01/rapper-response-team/

Heh... I needed all this funny!
▶️ The West Wing – Funniest Moments – Season 3
#humor

Billy Connolly on "F-ck off".
#humor #comedy #billyconnolly

Toilets but only for those who **really** gotta go.
#signs #toilet #travel #humor

I know so many potheads... the cookie dough thing made me spit up my coffee. 😂
#humor #comedy

I will crack my 401k to Gofundme a 'Karen Rehab' facility in Orange County, CA... right now. 😂
#karens #rehab #humor

Short poop I made #ytp #youtubepoop #pragerU #humor

JFC. Y'know, this may blow your mind but did you know that we can tell when your lazy ass relies on AI to try to solve customer problems?
Hell, most of the time, we can tell what AI model you're using, what subscription you've got & what time of day you used it. 😡
#humor #ai…

#humor #satire #NarcissistInChief #KennedyCenter

Movie titles generally correspond to the story, the main character, etc., but never thought a title would correspond to runtime. 😁
#brutal #humor #movies #entertainment

One my favorite SNL's skits, "Jingleheimer Junction" . Definitely 'A' block material. 😁
#humor #snl

I feel seen.
#costco #humor #dads

"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire

When bro tells you to dance, you better %&$#ing dance.
#humor

To me, one of the funniest lines in "Project Hail Mary" was:
"Shields up!"
"There are no shields."
...and no reacter ever says anything, dammit! 😁
#projecthailmary #humor

Boyfriend's reaction to when his girl, a bridesmaid, catches the bouquet. 🤣
#bridesmaid #bouquettoss #humor

Tracy Morgan: "The Statue of Liberty might get pregnant tonight." 😂
#tracymorgan #humor #Knicks #nbafinals

So many plot twists... so fast... 🤣
#comedy #plottwist #humor #keyandpeele

I saw an apple fall and it was nowhere near a tree. I don't know what to believe any more. 🫩
#apple #tree #saying #humor

Should I secret add a bunch of hashtags to other people's posts without them knowing? Like this?
#funny #humor #pic #pictures #picture #pics #ha #haha #hahaha
Yes
No
who hurt you?!?

So much opulence they sell gold coins by the bags. In supermarkets. 😲
Like how historians say the markets of Hampi did at the peak of the Vijayanagara empire. 🪙
#trinkets #cheap #coins #humor #Germany #India #photography #amateur

Give a man a fish in his hands and he eats for a day. Leave a man a fish in his pockets and "he stinks" for the rest of his life. 🐟
#saying #adaptation #fish #humor

Even James Bond seeks Lord Shreeniwaasa's blessings on Saturdays. 🙇‍♂️ 😉
Today morning in #Bengaluru. The markings at the top of the altar entrance is common in Shreeniwaasa temple, especially those operated by the "Iyengaar" sect.
(Interesting name on the man's jersey BTW. #iykyk)
#humor #India #Saturday

Breaking: The Venezuelan gang *Tren de Agua* vandalized the Reflecting Pool to get back at the USA for kidnapping their president.🪞💧
#TrenDeAgua #ReflectingPool #revenge #humor

Breaking: FIFA to award the first ever "Golden Bone Spurs" award to Donald Trump. 🦶
#FIFA #BoneSpurs #awards #humor

A "two wheeler" in Germany (and probably elsewhere). Grown ups use these as "training wheels" to teach teenagers what a "loophole" is. 🏍️ 🚗
#Germany #Deutschland #driving #trainingWheels #loophole #car #humor