@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 16:17:40
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 16:17:40
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 20:35:22
Dude lost his kid & panics.
Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time. #parenthood #humor #lol
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-01-30 10:16:11
Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
https://youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-01 02:24:28
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-24 17:50:02
I'll start procrastinating from tomorrow. For sure.
#procrastination #silly #humor
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-02-11 14:13:27
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-01-20 13:54:44
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-31 16:40:05
@Simone21@mastodon.social2026-02-17 08:35:49
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza2026-01-12 20:15:24
You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-30 06:03:59
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-04 17:34:48
Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-13 23:07:32
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-01-15 12:54:48
Äntligen har jag hittat en ny IPA! Vågade dock inte testa den på arbetstid #humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-01-24 02:10:04
"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-28 10:04:00
Wooooow... Brad Williams drops the mic on Dinklage.
▶️ Brad Williams Doesn't Like Peter Dinklage
#humor
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social2026-01-05 16:51:49
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-09 12:20:55
🎵I'm makin' a man, with blonde hair and a tan...🎵
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-25 20:01:00
So... awkward. 😜
#betweentwoferns #humor
@enriquericos@mastoart.social2026-03-24 11:26:36
No me quiero poner pesimista ni, mucho menos, prepper, pero tal como estš el patio creo que me voy a Descargar Todo Internet:
#AxelCasas #humor #apocalisinau #internek #youtube #corto
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-22 00:55:38
Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-07 23:35:34
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-01-20 02:01:14
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-21 17:18:52
Funniest thing I'll see all week. Girl passed out before ithe ride even started then woke up mid ride and passed out again! 🤣
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-14 18:51:27
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-02-14 02:02:03
It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumble-and-fall/
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-24 21:29:28
Cartoon by Steve Cousineau
#humor #EditorialCartoon #cartoon #editorial
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-15 16:31:38
One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
#comedy #humor #twoandahalfmen
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-14 03:33:11
Happy Friday the 13th.
#fridaythe13th #humor
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza2026-01-05 21:44:55
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-14 03:48:40
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-03-14 02:03:27
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-08 02:11:28
Creating the Magic... with Marlboros & McDonalds.
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-08 05:27:05
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-06 06:42:12
Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-12 17:46:53
#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻
Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔
Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵
#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-06 03:38:48
Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-07 22:50:07
"Woof! I 💩 a better president every day."
#humor #protest #DC #WashingtonDC
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-11 07:17:36
It’s the Winter Olympics so of course it's time to bring this clip back.
"Oh monsieuuurr"
#skiing #olympics #frenchman
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-03-11 16:50:49
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-08 20:18:58
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