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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 06:17:01

Broadcasted live, the camera man totally forgot he was at work for a second.
#skysports #humor

@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2026-05-02 16:39:55

Preisgekröntes Filmdebüt über #Demenz mit feinem #Humor : "Der verlorene Mann". Vergessen und Erinnern, Liebe und Freundschaft, Älterwerden und Jungbleiben, Abschied und Mut. Regie: Welf Reinhart. #Film ab…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 13:19:26

Imagine spending hours beating a video game to attain the 100% ending... only to have Jeff Goldblum show up & tell you to go touch grass.
Welcome... to "The Lost World: Jurassic Park".
#videogames #humor

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 07:20:19

Impending? #SavageChickens #humor savagechickens.com/2026/05/imp

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 16:37:53

Happy early May the Fourth. 😜
#StarWars #humor

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:43:04

me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor

1 tungsten atom (W) bonded with two oxygen atoms (O).
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 02:13:47

2 noodles enter... 1 noodle leaves!
#testyourmight #noodlecombat #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:31:09

#humor #StraitOfHormuz #Hormuz

MOCK SCREENSHOT: A fake image of a Google Maps listing showing the Strait of Hormuz on the right. On the left, a search box for "The Strait of Hormuz" at the top, and under it, "Details"

One five-star rating

HOURS: Open. Closes 4:00 PM.

Monday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

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Saturday: Closed

Sunday: Closed
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-03 08:54:24

It's a classic! Singing styles in different genres of metal/punk #humor #music #punk #hardcore

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-07-02 06:26:55

Do you hate roller coasters?
Not as much as these dudes!
#humor #rollercoasters

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-05-18 16:31:09

*Basado en hechos reales
#Humor #StarWars

Un cómic de cuatro paneles dibujado a mano, con un estilo de boceto.

En el primer panel, un hombre con barba y pelo revuelto, sosteniendo un teléfono, está sentado frente a un monitor de computadora que muestra el logo de "STAR WARS". Él dice: "¿Por qué ahora todo tiene que ser político?"

En el segundo panel, el mismo hombre, con el mismo gesto de descontento, está rodeado de pósters de películas clásicas como "ROBOCOP" y "PLANETA DE LOS SIMIOS". Él suspira: "Ya nada es como antes."

En el te…
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 11:53:30

According to my shampoo bottle, there shall be no singing of karaoke in the shower!
#humor

The cork of the shampoo bottle has a sign that indicates that you 
either: Should not sing karaoke in the shower
or: Should not drink the shampoo
I lean towards the first option, since noone would drink shampoo anyways!
@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-13 15:40:48

My Parisian friend gave me a box of green fruits as a birthday gift.
It was an avocadeau.
#Puns #Jokes #Humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-01 10:47:14

Toilets but only for those who **really** gotta go.
#signs #toilet #travel #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 04:37:05

Yeah, that BMW playing "Move Bitch" in the Express Lane on the 405 is probably me. Apologies in advance.
#humor #LosAngeles

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 02:09:45

Hey Fat Loser? Ask your country if ReZyne is right for you.
#trump #jimmykimmellive #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-07-02 19:55:41

#humor #satire #NarcissistInChief #KennedyCenter

Photoshopped image of the curtain covering the Kennedy Center entrance where Donald Trump's name was removed. The curtain now bears the text: "Donald J. Trump Memorial Butthurt Curtain".
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 02:18:13

Rate instance of the Babylon Bee actually posting something funny #humor #shitpost


Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source
Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess
Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only
Stupid People Like
@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-06-17 22:39:41

🤔
#Messi #Xkcd #Humor
🔗 xkcd.com/3260

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 10:32:28

So interessant (und auch so, so lustig), dass ein Papst den höchsten Präsidenten der Welt so herausfordern und provozieren kann! Da muss es etwas geben, was höher ist als Trump und das sich Trumps Zugriff konsequent entzieht... das kann Trump doch niemals akzeptieren!!!
JD Vance, seit sieben Jahren katholisch, versucht Papst Leo eine Lektion in Theologie zu erteilen!
Man könnte es sich nicht ausdenken.
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 02:23:12

Mom dropped "Deez Nuts" during Fast Money on Family Feud & Steve Harvey practically hyperventilated. 🤣
#humor #familyfeud

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-25 01:00:13

The Fermi Paradox Answered: You're really asking where the aliens are? Have you not seen how humans treat aliens? They for sure have...
#aliens #humor #theFermiParadox

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-07-01 02:41:49

Dog want noms & zero f-cks given.
#dog #humor

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-06-21 11:53:46

"Dewey Decibel System" by Dave Blazek 🙃
#DDC #library #librarians #humor

photo of a cartoon by dave blazek from the collection "magnificent stupidity" in which a man passes a book shelf and three books on the shelf shout "hey!" after him
photo of the book "magnificent stupidity" by dave blazek on a wooden table
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 05:01:42

Billy Connolly on "F-ck off".
#humor #comedy #billyconnolly

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-06-09 19:54:13

#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 03:15:21

"Hakuna matata, fluff face!" 🤣
#humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-04 07:33:53

Even James Bond seeks Lord Shreeniwaasa's blessings on Saturdays. 🙇‍♂️ 😉
Today morning in #Bengaluru. The markings at the top of the altar entrance is common in Shreeniwaasa temple, especially those operated by the "Iyengaar" sect.
(Interesting name on the man's jersey BTW. #iykyk)
#humor #India #Saturday

@buercher@tooting.ch
2026-06-19 16:29:50

Technologieoffenheit und aber keine Gaskraftwerke #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-29 01:37:34

I will crack my 401k to Gofundme a 'Karen Rehab' facility in Orange County, CA... right now. 😂
#karens #rehab #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-06-09 19:54:13

#humor

CARTOON: A woman opening a door marked "EXIT". Next to her, a man, hand to forhead, eyes fluttering, opening a door marked "DRAMATIC EXIT"
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-23 01:00:12

"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 00:30:51

Ryan & Rocky promote "Project Hail Mary". Try not to laugh. 😁
#projecthailmary #RyanGosling #rocky

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 04:43:14

I know so many potheads... the cookie dough thing made me spit up my coffee. 😂
#humor #comedy

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 14:39:59

More guerrilla art on the National Mall. 🤣👍
Read the alt-text for the best guess at the text on the plaque.
#art #satire #humor

SCREENSHOT:

PHOTO: Two people standing and playing video game arcade consoles featuring artwork branded as "Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell" and depicting Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, JD Vance, and RFK Jr. along with quotes and tweets from some of them. Between the two players is a plaque reading "Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell. The Trump administration knows thatt the best way to sell combat is by making it a video game. That's why they've been pumping out the sickes…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 23:01:19

JFC. Y'know, this may blow your mind but did you know that we can tell when your lazy ass relies on AI to try to solve customer problems?
Hell, most of the time, we can tell what AI model you're using, what subscription you've got & what time of day you used it. 😡
#humor #ai

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 05:24:55

Still my favorite social media ad for Project Hail Mary.
#rocky #projecthailmary #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:28:12

OMG... introducing Dora the Destroyer! 🤣
#humor #deadpool #doratheexplorer

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

SCREENSHOT: The GUARDIAN home page 2026.04.06

Middle East crisis live:

Trump says Iran 'can be taken out in one night, and that might be tomorrow night'

President addresses his latest deadline for Tehran to reach a deal of Thursday at 8pm ET in press conference

VIDEO: Trump speaking at The White House "...could be taken out in one night..."
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 05:46:37

Dude took his pregnant wife’s texts & used AI to turn them into a pop punk song. And it's a banger. 🤘🤣 (Credit: withethanlap on TT)
#ai #texts #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-05-20 15:04:08

Gentileza de #Malaimagen
#Humor #Política #Chile

Una caricatura en blanco y negro muestra a dos mujeres de aspecto angustiado y lloroso, caminando hacia la derecha, como si estuvieran abandonando un lugar.

La mujer de la izquierda tiene el pelo largo y liso, lleva gafas y un traje de chaqueta. Sostiene una caja de cartón abierta con una pequeña planta y documentos. De su boca sale un globo de texto que dice: "AERS, YO ESTABA EN CONTRA DE LA SEGURIDAD, PERO QUE NOS RENUNCIARAN LA RENUNCIA Y NO PUDIÉRAMOS CUMPLIR LAS PROMESAS CUMPLIDAS ME DEJA…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 05:27:45

Attention Adults:
Bill Nye the Science Guy would like to take a quick second to explain Global Warming to you.
#billnye #globalwarming #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-19 13:57:15

I saw an apple fall and it was nowhere near a tree. I don't know what to believe any more. 🫩
#apple #tree #saying #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 04:46:42

Damn. The Enterprise-D restrooms really suck.
#patrickstewart #humor*

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 16:56:03

One my favorite SNL's skits, "Jingleheimer Junction" . Definitely 'A' block material. 😁
#humor #snl

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-05-20 18:24:26

La salida de las ministras Sedini y Steinert nos estš dejando los mejores memes de política del último tiempo en Chile 🤭🤣
#Humor #Memes #Sedini #Steinert

Un meme de Los Simpson dividido en cuatro paneles. En los paneles superior izquierdo, superior derecho e inferior derecho, el rostro de una mujer de cabello oscuro y expresión seria está superpuesto sobre el cuerpo de Homer Simpson. En el panel inferior izquierdo, aparecen Marge y Lisa Simpson.

1. **Panel superior izquierdo:** La mujer (con el cuerpo de Homer) sostiene una caja de pizza cerrada y el texto dice: "ESTIMADOS CHILENOS".
2. **Panel superior derecho:** La misma mujer sostiene la caj…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 23:26:15

I feel seen.
#costco #humor #dads

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 04:48:18

When bro tells you to dance, you better %&$#ing dance.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 00:56:16

And the Oscar goes to...
#wolfs #bradpitt #georgeclooney #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 07:39:49

Folks, this is why I'm perpetually on mute during your Teams meetings.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 23:54:45

To me, one of the funniest lines in "Project Hail Mary" was:
"Shields up!"
"There are no shields."
...and no reacter ever says anything, dammit! 😁
#projecthailmary #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-06-17 23:01:31

Incivilidades. Créditos para Malaimagen.
#Malaimagen #Kast #Humor #Chile

Caricatura en blanco y negro de un hombre con características de político o funcionario. Viste un traje, corbata y una banda presidencial. Tiene el pelo liso, gafas y una sonrisa exagerada. Su mano derecha está levantada con el dedo índice señalando hacia arriba, mientras que con la izquierda sostiene un papel.

Sobre su cabeza y a su derecha, hay tres globos de diálogo. El superior dice: 'CALIFICA PARA EL REGISTRO DE VÁNDALOS:'. Debajo, un globo más grande enumera los supuestos criterios: '– S…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 06:21:04

Colin Jost Michael Che's full joke swap segment from the SNL S51 finale.
#humor #snl #JokeSwap

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 19:32:06

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 01:46:52

That time at Wimbledon Women's Doubles in 2017 when a spectator ran his mouth a little too much from the stands... then this happened:
#tennis #wimbledon #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 19:32:06

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-13 04:50:25

This 30yo clip still makes me laugh because it's so relatable. Don't we all hate the heat & bugs?
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-12 03:53:58

What's R2D2 been saying all these years?
#humor #StarWars #r2d2

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-19 07:42:57

So much opulence they sell gold coins by the bags. In supermarkets. 😲
Like how historians say the markets of Hampi did at the peak of the Vijayanagara empire. 🪙
#trinkets #cheap #coins #humor #Germany #India #photography #amateur

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-11 06:04:08

The most terrifying 30sec you'll watch this week. 🤣
#humor #comedy

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 12:50:22

Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth:
"The Liquor Cabinet"
#humor #politics #satire #patel

SCREENSHOT: A post by "scha-den-freu-de" (@BlisterPearl) featuring a photo of Kash Patel and photo of Pete Hegseth with the caption 'So, we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?'
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 17:59:54

I had to check to make sure this wasn't a video of my wife because she's done this before.
#maximumdorkage #humor #situationalawareness

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 02:10:00

Please rise for the MAGA Republican anthem.
▶️ Save the Rich (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-08 02:00:12

Don't ask... just wait for it. Waaaiiiit forrr it... 🤣
#humor #lol

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 00:56:42

"Jeffrey? Break out Lucille." 😂
#unclephil #freshprinceofbelair #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-06-08 09:54:34

Jesus or Hello Kitty!
#humor #religion #jesus #HelloKitty

PHOTO: A highway overpass with an altered banner added. The original banner reads "JESUS or HELL", to which some wag has appended "O KITTY!", so that it now reads "JESUS or HELLO KITTY!".
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-24 16:28:36

Breaking: The Venezuelan gang *Tren de Agua* vandalized the Reflecting Pool to get back at the USA for kidnapping their president.🪞💧
#TrenDeAgua #ReflectingPool #revenge #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-22 14:23:18

Breaking: FIFA to award the first ever "Golden Bone Spurs" award to Donald Trump. 🦶
#FIFA #BoneSpurs #awards #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-12 02:51:34

Tracy Morgan: "The Statue of Liberty might get pregnant tonight." 😂
#tracymorgan #humor #Knicks #nbafinals

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-12 02:58:40

So many plot twists... so fast... 🤣
#comedy #plottwist #humor #keyandpeele