@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-08-27 07:10:35
#humor Opportuinst is the way to go
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-08-27 07:10:35
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-09-21 13:32:28
Si soy.
#Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
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@crell@phpc.social2026-09-20 17:06:36
A valid question...
#humor
@adrianco@mastodon.social2026-08-21 00:12:50
If you are looking to save money by replacing employees with A.I., I have a suggestion. #SavageChickens #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-09-27 04:44:24
@raysofred@discordian.social2026-07-27 19:53:41
Short poop I made #ytp #youtubepoop #pragerU #humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-09-26 01:00:18
A: Question everything!
B: Why should I?
A: ...
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/09/26/question-everything/
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-09-23 14:33:49
@raysofred@discordian.social2026-09-22 21:00:38
I'm going live tonight! #livestream #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-19 16:47:25
Boyfriend's reaction to when his girl, a bridesmaid, catches the bouquet. 🤣
#bridesmaid #bouquettoss #humor
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-09-21 06:49:05
@vague@social.linux.pizza2026-07-14 17:56:54
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-09-14 19:27:15
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social2026-08-03 07:57:16
Inventions that never made it past the idea stage:
The Ridiculizer - takes small to medium problems and ridiculize them into near non-existent and somewhat humorous issues.
#sillyness #humor #humour
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-09-11 02:10:43
A propósito...
#Humor #Malaimagen
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-08-18 11:52:45
Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-09-25 05:12:30
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-07-18 01:00:56
– The #polygraph isn't good enough. We're going to use the polystyrene instead. We're going to steerene things up around here...
– What does that mean?
– We put them in a circle, spin the polystyrene, and it will tell us who did it...
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-08-05 22:34:53
"Here's YouTube... do your own research. Oh, and... uh... I'd hurry up." 😂
#vaccinedenial #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-09-26 23:41:24
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-08-18 11:52:45
Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-05 13:19:26
Imagine spending hours beating a video game to attain the 100% ending... only to have Jeff Goldblum show up & tell you to go touch grass.
Welcome... to "The Lost World: Jurassic Park".
#videogames #humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-08-15 01:03:43
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-02 06:26:55
Do you hate roller coasters?
Not as much as these dudes!
#humor #rollercoasters
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-01 02:41:49
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-08-01 04:59:43
Heh... I needed all this funny!
▶️ The West Wing – Funniest Moments – Season 3
#humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-09-12 01:00:15
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-09-26 01:20:54
@catsalad@infosec.exchange2026-07-24 20:23:57
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-08-08 01:01:19
He lived his life as if it were a zero-sum game, and at his funeral, everybody agreed his life's contribution was zero-sum.
#humor #gametheory #winwin
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social2026-08-03 07:57:16
Inventions that never made it past the idea stage:
The Ridiculizer - takes small to medium problems and ridiculize them into near non-existent and somewhat humorous issues.
#sillyness #humor #humour
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-07-02 19:55:41
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-08-01 01:00:53
The bad guys are singing a cappella. Send in the rapper response team!
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/08/01/rapper-response-team/
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-07-03 08:54:24
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-18 01:19:07
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-07-21 21:56:11
A "two wheeler" in Germany (and probably elsewhere). Grown ups use these as "training wheels" to teach teenagers what a "loophole" is. 🏍️ 🚗
#Germany #Deutschland #driving #trainingWheels #loophole #car #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-15 14:20:27
Movie titles generally correspond to the story, the main character, etc., but never thought a title would correspond to runtime. 😁
#brutal #humor #movies #entertainment
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-16 17:10:08
"I hope this email finds you."
- Mail to someone with "Inbox 80,000".
#hope #email #communication #cliche #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-09-17 12:10:33
"Kamala Harris is sticking to her own timeline on a 2028 decision"
Right, we need to first see how the Democratic nominee does in the Presidential debate.😏😉
#sarcasm #humor #USA #election #Democrats #KamalaHarris
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-09-09 10:54:59
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-09-13 16:18:56
"NOT LYING TO TRUMP ISN'T THE SAME THING AS TELLING HIM THE TRUTH!"
OMG #Doonesbury FTW.
#humor #comics #trump
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-09-09 10:04:08
Trump pays $135K in total to three aides. $5K more than his last (known) hush money payment.
Inflation comes for all. 😢
#sarcasm #humor #inflation #gifts #payments
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-09-12 17:16:33
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-04 01:39:52
Give a man a fish in his hands and he eats for a day. Leave a man a fish in his pockets and "he stinks" for the rest of his life. 🐟
#saying #adaptation #fish #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-07-04 07:33:53
Even James Bond seeks Lord Shreeniwaasa's blessings on Saturdays. 🙇♂️ 😉
Today morning in #Bengaluru. The markings at the top of the altar entrance is common in Shreeniwaasa temple, especially those operated by the "Iyengaar" sect.
(Interesting name on the man's jersey BTW. #iykyk)
#humor #India #Saturday
