@carloshr@lile.cl2026-02-11 14:13:27
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-02-11 14:13:27
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-11 17:59:54
I had to check to make sure this wasn't a video of my wife because she's done this before.
#maximumdorkage #humor #situationalawareness
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-09 12:20:55
🎵I'm makin' a man, with blonde hair and a tan...🎵
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-11 07:17:36
It’s the Winter Olympics so of course it's time to bring this clip back.
"Oh monsieuuurr"
#skiing #olympics #frenchman
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-07 23:35:34
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-08 02:11:28
Creating the Magic... with Marlboros & McDonalds.
#humor
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-01-30 10:16:11
Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
https://youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-08 05:27:05
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 23:11:03
Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-24 17:50:02
I'll start procrastinating from tomorrow. For sure.
#procrastination #silly #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 23:11:03
Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief
@Simone21@mastodon.social2026-02-17 08:35:49
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-07 00:56:42
"Jeffrey? Break out Lucille." 😂
#unclephil #freshprinceofbelair #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-03-11 16:50:49
![PRO TIP
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Try this easy five-letter all-purpose alternative!
* Stupid T***ping traffic!
* Excuse me, I've got to take a T***p.
* Go T***p yourself!
* Ouch! G*dt***p it, that hurt!
* Watch out, he's a real SOT. [Son of a T***p]
* Don't be a T***phole!
* That's the T***piest show I've seen in a long time.
Help Donald get his name everywhere!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/211/570/304/462/643/original/64add8e531e5d32e.webp)
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza2026-01-12 20:15:24
You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-06 06:42:12
Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 16:17:40
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-01-15 12:54:48
Äntligen har jag hittat en ny IPA! Vågade dock inte testa den på arbetstid #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 19:32:06
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 20:35:22
Dude lost his kid & panics.
Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time. #parenthood #humor #lol
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-01-24 02:10:04
"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 19:32:06
Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-31 16:40:05
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-01 02:24:28
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-30 06:03:59
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-07 22:50:07
"Woof! I 💩 a better president every day."
#humor #protest #DC #WashingtonDC
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-08 20:18:58
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-01-20 02:01:14
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-01-20 13:54:44
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-25 20:01:00
So... awkward. 😜
#betweentwoferns #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-22 00:55:38
Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-02-14 02:02:03
It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumble-and-fall/
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-13 23:07:32
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-21 17:18:52
Funniest thing I'll see all week. Girl passed out before ithe ride even started then woke up mid ride and passed out again! 🤣
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-14 18:51:27
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-28 10:04:00
Wooooow... Brad Williams drops the mic on Dinklage.
▶️ Brad Williams Doesn't Like Peter Dinklage
#humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-03-14 02:03:27
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-15 16:31:38
One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
#comedy #humor #twoandahalfmen
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-14 03:33:11
Happy Friday the 13th.
#fridaythe13th #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-14 03:48:40
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-12 17:46:53
#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻
Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔
Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵
#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-05 00:53:21
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-04 17:34:48
Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-24 21:29:28
Cartoon by Steve Cousineau
#humor #EditorialCartoon #cartoon #editorial
