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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:28:12

OMG... introducing Dora the Destroyer! 🤣
#humor #deadpool #doratheexplorer

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:31:09

#humor #StraitOfHormuz #Hormuz

MOCK SCREENSHOT: A fake image of a Google Maps listing showing the Strait of Hormuz on the right. On the left, a search box for "The Strait of Hormuz" at the top, and under it, "Details"

One five-star rating

HOURS: Open. Closes 4:00 PM.

Monday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Tuesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Wednesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Thursday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Friday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM

Saturday: Closed

Sunday: Closed
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-24 17:50:02

I'll start procrastinating from tomorrow. For sure.
#procrastination #silly #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 05:24:55

Still my favorite social media ad for Project Hail Mary.
#rocky #projecthailmary #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-25 01:00:13

The Fermi Paradox Answered: You're really asking where the aliens are? Have you not seen how humans treat aliens? They for sure have...
#aliens #humor #theFermiParadox

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-05-18 16:31:09

*Basado en hechos reales
#Humor #StarWars

Un cómic de cuatro paneles dibujado a mano, con un estilo de boceto.

En el primer panel, un hombre con barba y pelo revuelto, sosteniendo un teléfono, está sentado frente a un monitor de computadora que muestra el logo de "STAR WARS". Él dice: "¿Por qué ahora todo tiene que ser político?"

En el segundo panel, el mismo hombre, con el mismo gesto de descontento, está rodeado de pósters de películas clásicas como "ROBOCOP" y "PLANETA DE LOS SIMIOS". Él suspira: "Ya nada es como antes."

En el te…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 05:46:37

Dude took his pregnant wife’s texts & used AI to turn them into a pop punk song. And it's a banger. 🤘🤣 (Credit: withethanlap on TT)
#ai #texts #humor

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 11:53:30

According to my shampoo bottle, there shall be no singing of karaoke in the shower!
#humor

The cork of the shampoo bottle has a sign that indicates that you 
either: Should not sing karaoke in the shower
or: Should not drink the shampoo
I lean towards the first option, since noone would drink shampoo anyways!
@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-13 15:40:48

My Parisian friend gave me a box of green fruits as a birthday gift.
It was an avocadeau.
#Puns #Jokes #Humor

@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2026-05-02 16:39:55

Preisgekröntes Filmdebüt über #Demenz mit feinem #Humor : "Der verlorene Mann". Vergessen und Erinnern, Liebe und Freundschaft, Älterwerden und Jungbleiben, Abschied und Mut. Regie: Welf Reinhart. #Film ab…

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 10:32:28

So interessant (und auch so, so lustig), dass ein Papst den höchsten Präsidenten der Welt so herausfordern und provozieren kann! Da muss es etwas geben, was höher ist als Trump und das sich Trumps Zugriff konsequent entzieht... das kann Trump doch niemals akzeptieren!!!
JD Vance, seit sieben Jahren katholisch, versucht Papst Leo eine Lektion in Theologie zu erteilen!
Man könnte es sich nicht ausdenken.
1/3

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 17:18:52

Funniest thing I'll see all week. Girl passed out before ithe ride even started then woke up mid ride and passed out again! 🤣
#humor

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 07:20:19

Impending? #SavageChickens #humor savagechickens.com/2026/05/imp

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 04:46:42

Damn. The Enterprise-D restrooms really suck.
#patrickstewart #humor*

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-23 01:00:12

"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:43:04

me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor

1 tungsten atom (W) bonded with two oxygen atoms (O).
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 05:27:45

Attention Adults:
Bill Nye the Science Guy would like to take a quick second to explain Global Warming to you.
#billnye #globalwarming #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 14:39:59

More guerrilla art on the National Mall. 🤣👍
Read the alt-text for the best guess at the text on the plaque.
#art #satire #humor

SCREENSHOT:

PHOTO: Two people standing and playing video game arcade consoles featuring artwork branded as "Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell" and depicting Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, JD Vance, and RFK Jr. along with quotes and tweets from some of them. Between the two players is a plaque reading "Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell. The Trump administration knows thatt the best way to sell combat is by making it a video game. That's why they've been pumping out the sickes…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 02:10:00

Please rise for the MAGA Republican anthem.
▶️ Save the Rich (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 23:54:45

To me, one of the funniest lines in "Project Hail Mary" was:
"Shields up!"
"There are no shields."
...and no reacter ever says anything, dammit! 😁
#projecthailmary #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-05-20 15:04:08

Gentileza de #Malaimagen
#Humor #Política #Chile

Una caricatura en blanco y negro muestra a dos mujeres de aspecto angustiado y lloroso, caminando hacia la derecha, como si estuvieran abandonando un lugar.

La mujer de la izquierda tiene el pelo largo y liso, lleva gafas y un traje de chaqueta. Sostiene una caja de cartón abierta con una pequeña planta y documentos. De su boca sale un globo de texto que dice: "AERS, YO ESTABA EN CONTRA DE LA SEGURIDAD, PERO QUE NOS RENUNCIARAN LA RENUNCIA Y NO PUDIÉRAMOS CUMPLIR LAS PROMESAS CUMPLIDAS ME DEJA…
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

SCREENSHOT: The GUARDIAN home page 2026.04.06

Middle East crisis live:

Trump says Iran 'can be taken out in one night, and that might be tomorrow night'

President addresses his latest deadline for Tehran to reach a deal of Thursday at 8pm ET in press conference

VIDEO: Trump speaking at The White House "...could be taken out in one night..."
@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-05-20 18:24:26

La salida de las ministras Sedini y Steinert nos estš dejando los mejores memes de política del último tiempo en Chile 🤭🤣
#Humor #Memes #Sedini #Steinert

Un meme de Los Simpson dividido en cuatro paneles. En los paneles superior izquierdo, superior derecho e inferior derecho, el rostro de una mujer de cabello oscuro y expresión seria está superpuesto sobre el cuerpo de Homer Simpson. En el panel inferior izquierdo, aparecen Marge y Lisa Simpson.

1. **Panel superior izquierdo:** La mujer (con el cuerpo de Homer) sostiene una caja de pizza cerrada y el texto dice: "ESTIMADOS CHILENOS".
2. **Panel superior derecho:** La misma mujer sostiene la caj…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 06:21:04

Colin Jost Michael Che's full joke swap segment from the SNL S51 finale.
#humor #snl #JokeSwap

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 23:11:03

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:31:38

One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
#comedy #humor #twoandahalfmen

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 12:50:22

Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth:
"The Liquor Cabinet"
#humor #politics #satire #patel

SCREENSHOT: A post by "scha-den-freu-de" (@BlisterPearl) featuring a photo of Kash Patel and photo of Pete Hegseth with the caption 'So, we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?'
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 03:33:11

Happy Friday the 13th.
#fridaythe13th #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-14 02:03:27

"Oh God! You scared me."
"Really? You work with dead bodies all day."
"So if something moves, it's likely a dead body."
"Really? Does that happen often?"
"Did my reaction gave you that impression?"
#humor #zombies

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 17:59:54

I had to check to make sure this wasn't a video of my wife because she's done this before.
#maximumdorkage #humor #situationalawareness

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 02:11:28

Creating the Magic... with Marlboros & McDonalds.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-08 05:27:05

You think you've seen this but you haven't. Wait for it... waaaiit for it...
#comedy #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 19:32:06

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 06:42:12

Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-12 17:46:53

#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻
Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔
Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵
#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-06 19:32:06

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 00:56:42

"Jeffrey? Break out Lucille." 😂
#unclephil #freshprinceofbelair #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 16:37:53

Happy early May the Fourth. 😜
#StarWars #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 06:17:01

Broadcasted live, the camera man totally forgot he was at work for a second.
#skysports #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 02:13:47

2 noodles enter... 1 noodle leaves!
#testyourmight #noodlecombat #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 02:23:12

Mom dropped "Deez Nuts" during Fast Money on Family Feud & Steve Harvey practically hyperventilated. 🤣
#humor #familyfeud

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 02:24:28

I wonder if the Cancer-sniffing Leopard is related to the Face-eating Leopard.
BTW: The Onion is undefeated.
#humor #theonion

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 02:09:45

Hey Fat Loser? Ask your country if ReZyne is right for you.
#trump #jimmykimmellive #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-28 03:15:21

"Hakuna matata, fluff face!" 🤣
#humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-03-11 16:50:49

#resist #protest #humor #FelonInChief

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* Stupid T***ping traffic!

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Help Donald get his name everywhere!
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 00:30:51

Ryan & Rocky promote "Project Hail Mary". Try not to laugh. 😁
#projecthailmary #RyanGosling #rocky

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 10:04:00

Wooooow... Brad Williams drops the mic on Dinklage.
▶️ Brad Williams Doesn't Like Peter Dinklage
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 00:56:16

And the Oscar goes to...
#wolfs #bradpitt #georgeclooney #humor