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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 05:26:06

The dude writing Colorado State's official press guide pronunciation table's got jokes. 😁

#coloradostate #humor #football

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-28 05:15:56

So low by Linux Mint to DDOS Arch linux just to increase interest in Mint *humor*
#archlinux #linux #linuxmint

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-29 04:11:41

"Cockadoodledoo, folks, I'm Donald Trump."
This loser's performance doing a sketch for SNL isn't any different than when he's at the Presidential pulpit.
#trump #snl #humor

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-06-27 09:10:13

Wie jetzt, der Schmerz ist Käse?!??
Ich kann ja Fremdsprachen – NICHT 😅
#painetfromage #humor #haus #anschrift

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-06-23 18:10:22

Si se viene la 3ra guerra mundial, al menos rišmonos
#Memes #Humor

Un gato naranja con un casco de piloto está en la cabina de un avión de combate, con una expresión de sorpresa y boca abierta. Al fondo, se ven otros aviones y un atardecer. En la parte superior, un texto en español dice: "Yo siendo reclutado por E.U. porque no leí los términos y condiciones de Disney Plus", lo cual es un meme que sugiere que las condiciones de servicio de Disney Plus son tan complicadas como ser reclutado por el ejército estadounidense.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 03:26:47

The story of the racehorse, "Hoof Hearted". Now with actual video of the horse taking 1st place in his race.
#humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-25 07:25:55

Pun in swedish #humor #rolig

En bild på en skylt med texten Kajplats 2. På skylten sitter en kaja

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 14:53:04

#malaphors #humor #comedy

itsvondel: you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you cannot make it drink

runtime-err0r: Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

chromalogue: I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all-time favorite is, "...until the cows freeze over."

bowtochris: You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-24 23:49:09

This is what my mom doesn’t understand 🧩 I know more than the average Joe ♾️
#Autism #ActuallyAutistic #Autistic

A young child sits on grass using a laptop under a clear sky. The text reads, "You might be an autism parent if... your child can learn more from computers and television than they can from human interaction."

@outer@mas.to
2025-08-20 02:22:29

“Self-examination is great but no need to fall into the assesspool of self-judgment.”

-- Swami Beyondananda
Swami’s Daily Laughsitive (stolen from his email list)
#Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 16:02:30

Hunter Biden, going scorched earth on Clooney, and Axelrod, and everybody who betrayed his Dad... but they're all babies.
Love this. 🤣
#babies #humor #politics

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-06-14 16:12:23

The least friendly tea place
#humor

picture taken through a window of a partial sign hanging on the side of a building. the only letters visible on the sign are

FU TEA

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-06-18 14:42:15

Así fue mi noche. ¿Y ustedes cómo andan hoy?
#Memes #Humor

La imagen muestra cuatro viñetas de Homero Simpson en la cama a diferentes horas. La primera viñeta es a las 11 p.m., donde se le ve relativamente relajado bajo las sábanas. A las 2 a.m. se le ve más inquieto. A las 4 a.m. parece cansado y preocupado. Finalmente, 8 minutos antes de su alarma, se ve completamente agotado y con los ojos casi cerrados. La imagen es una representación humorística de la dificultad para dormir y la anticipación ansiosa del despertar.

@Defiance@sfba.social
2025-07-24 15:27:45

We lost a great one on this day in 1980.
#comedy #movies #humor #rip

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-21 01:02:12

I heard they were working on a middle ground between flat earthers and scientists. What's that supposed to be? Cubic earth??
#humor #flatearth #science

Middle ground
I heard they were working on a middle ground between flat earthers and scientists. What’s that supposed to be? Cubic earth?? Header image by Stable Diffusion

@outer@mas.to
2025-07-12 22:41:02

“Truth lives in your heart;
beliefs lie in your head.”
-- Swami Beyondananda
The swami is right sometimes.
#Humor #Joke #Wisdom

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-12 20:20:27

Eduard Khil - Trololo Song [HD]
#NowPlaying #Humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 12:18:07

"No Fun with Donald, Vlad and Bibi"
Donald is very unhappy.
#parody #humor #comedy #Fun_with_Dick_and_Jane

Retouched image of Dick from old "Dick and Jane" basal readers. Donald. Donald is saying "Stop, Vlad, Stop! Stop, Bibi, Stop!"

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 14:36:08

Hell of a run 😅 #humor #satanism #running

En bild av dagens löpning som blev 6,66 km lång

A picture of todays running - 6,66 km

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-07-09 06:06:16

When I start yelling
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO CALM DOWN
the honest truth is that I need to calm down.
#CalmDown #humor #humour

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 07:25:50

Brilliant comedic & operatic response to Whitehouse Press Secretary KKKaroline Leavitt's unabashed lie about Trump's approval ratings having 'never been higher' & reaching 'historic highs'.
(Courtesy of @blancareysoprano)
#trump #humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-25 07:22:31

Stolen img #humor #funny #true #satanism

A comic strip featuring a conversation between a priest and a young woman. The woman confesses to being a lesbian, and the priest advises her to pray for help to change. In the final panel, she prays for her problem to disappear, followed by the priest disappearing

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-24 23:52:52

Who can relate?
#ActuallyAutistic #Autism #Autistic #Humor

A bear with a contemplative expression rests its paws on a log. Overlay text reads: "I never make eye contact with people... it's sensory overload."

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-07-05 21:07:43

#humor #comedy #truth

Schrodinger's Backup

"The condition of any backup is unknown until a restore is attempted."

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-19 01:02:57

User: Should you cut someone with a knife?
AI: NO!
User: Not even if you're a surgeon?
AI: 😭😬🫥🐥⚡️✨💫🔥💥☠️☠️☠️
#humor #ai
htt…

Cutting people with knifes
User: Should you cut someone with a knife?AI: NO!User: Not even if you’re a surgeon?AI: 😭😬🫥🐥⚡️✨💫🔥💥☠️☠️☠️

@outer@mas.to
2025-07-01 14:16:28

@…
If I said you have beautiful eyes, would you hold them against me?
Wait, no...let me start over.
#Humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-05-30 19:16:19

¡Qué grande Sandy! 🤣😂
#Sandy #Humor #nx
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Una captura de pantalla de una publicación en redes sociales muestra un tuit en español que incluye una imagen de Gianni Infantino, presidente de la FIFA, hablando frente a una bandera chilena. El texto del tuit es un meme o broma en chileno, y la imagen de Infantino se centra en él hablando en un evento de la FIFA, con el logotipo de la FIFA visible en el fondo. El texto dice:

«Ouenas tanñes zeñor, ño quieño que me venña una jañaña»

Chilean Premier League (@AbranCancha8)
Ouenas tanñes zeñor, ño quieño que me venña una jañaña

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 02:00:59

Comedian Max Amini does the BEST Father's Day comedy bit ever. My fellow Asians, you'll relate... trust me. 😜
#maxamini #humor #comedy

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 00:22:26

Editorial cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad
#humor #cartoon #comedy #editorial

Editorial cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad:

Trump with a red Sharpie, standing next to a small wooden sign which reads "Iran" and has an arrow pointing left.

Above Trump, text in black says "No More Wars" but a comma and exclamation point in red have been added so that it now reads "No, More Wars!"

Trump then says "There. I fixed it."

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 15:04:09

One of the funniest Brad Williams 'little people' bits EVER. 😜
▶️ I made John Stamos scream like a beach! Brad Williams #lol #funny #humor

@outer@mas.to
2025-05-30 18:41:14

Science progresses one funeral at a time.
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it... --Max Planck
#Science #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 15:15:28

The expression on his wife's face... 😜
▶️ Pro Fathers Day tip
#humor

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-07-11 17:46:15

New Video yay
#video #youtube #coolcat #humor

- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 01:00:48

#parody #humor #comedy #politics

PARODY

@RealHirohito

We have completed our very successful attack on Hawaii. All planes are now outside of America air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Pearl Harbor. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great Japanese Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter

12:00 P. M. - 07 Dec 41 - Twitter for Android 1M Retweets 2M Likes

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-12 20:14:59

The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
#NowPlaying #Humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-16 01:02:39

Some dude doing online reviews: I just bought it. It's working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.
Me: I have a bridge to sell you...
#naive #conned #humor

Five Stars
A: I just bought it. It’s working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.B: I have a bridge to sell you… Header image: By Suiseiseki – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link, Altered

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-10 21:04:12

Okay. I LOL'd. 😂
#humor
From: @…
https://hachyderm.io/@DaddyWarch…

That Crazy Warchief Guy (@DaddyWarchief@hachyderm.io)
I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning. Then just "Oh, you mean out loud?" right at the end.

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 00:33:11

#cartoon #humor #comedy #MAD

A cartoon from MAD magazine. Above the cartoon, Allison F. writes "My son found this in a Mad Magazine from 1992 that we had kicking around.

At the top center "When should we believe Donald Trump?" Below it, two panels.

LEFT PANEL: A stack of books with a portrait of Donald Trump "TRUMP: Surviving at the Top" CAPTION: When he writes a book telling us what a financial genius he is?

OR

RIGHT PANEL: Trump kneeling and praying before three unsympathetic men, inside TRUMP Warehouse filled with …

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 01:03:42

When Tony Orlando inadvertently pulled off Phyllis Diller's wig during a 1975 episode of "The Tony Orlando And Dawn Show", the moment could have ended in disaster.
Instead, it became an iconic moment of Phyllis bursting into laughter. Her laughter was infectious, and she was renowned for her humor, often laughing at herself. This is why Phyllis Diller is and will always be a legend.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-13 00:25:42

That time when Orbit the Mascot dance-taunted Daikin Park stadium security & things got 'outta control'...
#orbit #houstonastros #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-19 14:39:25

I'm not crying you're crying. And I'm not even a Swiftie. 😅
▶️ Taylor Swift Ambushes (Surprises) Fans for 13 Minutes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LhYSBiAD674&si=UcqHq4BlQzoud77n

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 13:23:36

When you kiss someone & your dog's not having any of it. (Yup, my dog gets in between me & my wife all the time)
#dogs #humor