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@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 08:35:49

Heute gehört, Quelle unbekannt:
Die (orange) "Verunreinigten Staaten von Amerika".
🤭🤣
#USA #Trump #Humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-15 12:54:48

Äntligen har jag hittat en ny IPA! Vågade dock inte testa den på arbetstid #humor

Bild på en flaska med ytdesinfektion på etiketten står det ipa

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 18:51:27

The Real Housewives of the White House. 😜
#trump #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-02-11 14:13:27

Mi tipo de humor 😅
🔗 #Memes #Humor

Caricatura humorística en un fondo gris claro. A la izquierda, se ve la cabeza y parte del torso de un joven con pelo castaño y camiseta oscura, apoyado sobre una superficie. Su expresión es de asombro o chisme, con la boca abierta y una mano cerca de ella, como si estuviera susurrando. Sus ojos miran hacia una manzana roja a su derecha. La manzana tiene brazos, piernas y una cara asustada, con la boca abierta en forma de "O" y los ojos muy abiertos. Un bocadillo de texto sale de la boca del jo…

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 23:07:32

EDITORIAL CARTOON from Mike Stanfill, #humor #politics

EDITORIAL CARTOON: A person being interviewed for a job by a large, slouching, orange-faced man with blonde hair.

PANEL 1: Interviewee: "I have no government experience. Why do you want me in your cabinet?"

PANEL 2: Interviewer: "Because you and I spent a lot of time at Epstein's place and people are starting to ask questions."

PANEL 3: Interviewer: "So let's just say that if you work for me and keep your mouth shut, we can keep each other safe for years."

PANEL 4: Interviewee: "You.... are…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-12 20:15:24

You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor

Black-and-white historical photograph of a large urban building completely covered in political banners and murals promoting syndicalism, including slogans like Unite against upper class oppression and imperialism, vote syndicalist, and list 3, with workers depicted raising flags and crowds of pedestrians walking past on the street below, suggesting an election campaign staged in a strongly working-class, revolutionary aesthetic.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-14 02:02:03

It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumble-and-fall/

Stumble and fall
It’s easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug…

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:59:34

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face?
Horse says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Bartender says, solution is simple. I have a marvelous Amontillado in my cellar—
#humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 12:20:55

🎵I'm makin' a man, with blonde hair and a tan...🎵
#humor

A parody of the creation of Adam painting from the Sistine Chapel: God and his angels are replaced with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Riff-Raff, Magenta, and Columbia, while Adam has been replaced with Rocky.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 15:46:01

#Memes #Humor #AñoNuevo

Una viñeta del cómic de Tintín. Muestra al Capitán Haddock, con barba y pelo oscuro desordenado, sentado en lo que parece una mesa o barra. Tiene una expresión de cansancio o exasperación. Sobre él, una burbuja de diálogo dice: "¡Qué año, eh!". A su izquierda, Tintín, con su característico tupé rubio y mejillas sonrojadas, le mira fijamente. De su boca sale otra burbuja de diálogo que responde: "Capitán, es solo 2 de enero". A la derecha del Capitán, Milú, el perro blanco, se asoma a un vaso co…

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2026-01-05 16:51:49

Get this man a podcast #humor #coffee

Coffee Breaks
This is, fortunately, not an essay about jokes like “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” There’s more interesting history I want to talk about, and besides, the coffee break is today so banal an event that the joke has become how painfully banal it is.

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 23:35:34

#humor #StarTrek #NextGeneration

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 03:38:48

Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-30 10:16:11

Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
https://youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 07:17:36

It’s the Winter Olympics so of course it's time to bring this clip back.
"Oh monsieuuurr"
#skiing #olympics #frenchman

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 16:17:40

Wait for it... waaaiit for it... 😜
#humor #lol

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 04:11:15

When David Hulse came to the plate and chose violence 😂
#baseball #humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 21:44:55

#Humor #Memes #Meme #Anarchism

A cartoon angel with wings and a military-style cap floats against a bright blue background, holding a red "A" symbol inside a circle. Below the angel is a disembodied head resembling a well-known public figure.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 20:35:22

Dude lost his kid & panics.
Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time. #parenthood #humor #lol

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 13:54:44

#humor #political

Old "Norman Rockwell" style painting of a mid-1900s elementary school classroom.

The teacher at the front says "Hello everyone! Are there any classes you are struggling with?"

One student replies "The Bourgeois," to which another says "WTF Karl".

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-25 22:50:45

A propósito del apoyo de Frei a Kast.
Créditos para #Malaimagen
🔗 #Humor

Caricatura política en blanco y negro que muestra a dos hombres con traje, estrechándose la mano. El hombre de la izquierda, con un rostro visiblemente entristecido y ojos entrecerrados, tiene un globo de diálogo que dice: "YO NUNCA ME EQUIVOCO EN QUIÉN CONFÍO". El hombre de la derecha, con una expresión sonriente y más jovial, sostiene la mano del otro y su globo de diálogo dice: "GRACIAS, EXPRESIDENTE. SALUDOS A SU HERMANO". Entre las manos entrelazadas, aparece una pequeña burbuja de pensami…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 20:41:52

I knew it.
✅ Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up - The Onion
#humor

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-27 02:00:08

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

Customer Service Success
Boss: It seems the new AI-powered customer service function is a success… people are actually upset when we step in to do some human interaction.Programmer: We know, it’s a problem we&#…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 06:03:59

#lol #humor