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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-10 03:41:34

Peepee MAGAdewdew
#pandering #gratuitous #patriotism #idiocracy

A bottle of Diet Mountain Dew, except the label says “American Dew” as some attempt at patriotic pandering for the 250th
@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.org
2026-06-14 18:45:57

Watched #Idiocracy (2006) today for the first time while at the gym. It's one of these movies that are both great and horrible at the same time. It also kinda feels like a prophecy... 🥴

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-08-05 22:30:07

Some influencer needs to convince #MAGA men shooting a laser in their asshole will do this
Not working? Just increase the power....
#Idiocracy
youtube.com/shorts/3Y9ZY0Y3rBA

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-08-01 17:36:41

Tax dollars in action in rural Ontario 😔
#ontpoli #idiocracy #policestate

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-23 01:00:12

"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire

Burning Brain
“Your brain is on fire.””How could you ever know?””From what comes out of it… for sure…”