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@davej@dice.camp
2025-12-20 01:55:34

I should steal junk food. Copy that.
Love the scare acronym, BTW. Y’know, I might consider taking this article seriously if they hadn't plastered it with inline clickbait ads encouraging me to wrap my doorknobs in tinfoil. #meeja #jermalisms

The Telegraph The 10 ultra-processed foods you should never buy again A new analysis has linked UPFs to harm in every major organ. Our experts tell us which ones to strike off the shopping list for good
A (presumably AI-generated) image of a hand reaching for a doorknob wrapped in tinfoil, from “LifeSorted 101”. The caption reads: “Wrap Aluminum Foil Around Your Doorknob When Alone (Here's Why)”.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-17 22:05:34

One of these things is not like the others. #jermalisms

"It was terrible. You're walking along with a dog, and all of a sudden, it gets electrocuted and dies. So heartbreaking," a witness said. READ MORE: Full list of 75 countries where Trump is freezing immigrant visas [A CCTV screen capture shows a woman—from the shoulders down—walking two dogs. A timestamp in one corner shows the time and date: 14 January 2026, at 19:39. Watermarks have been overlaid: “9 Exclusive” and “9News,” the latter with a map of Australia. The caption beneath the screen …