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Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
#joke

"THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed."
And what a board it is: One full nation as its member, and four nations saying they've received invitation to join. 😮
#Gaza #Israel #joke #humiliation #scam #con #strategy

Did you know that pathological and cathological come from the same root word as evangelogical?
Repeat those 3 words 3 times and they're yours.
#Joke #ButNotReally

All completed furniture assembly is easy after the fact.
- An ancient Swedish proverb. 🌈
#proverb #saying #Sweden #furniture #truth #wisdom #joke

You can take the man out of his BMW but you can't take the BMW (privilege) out of the man.
- An old German saying.
#saying #proverb #joke #parking #privilege #Germany #Deutschland

"Struggling to stay awake in a meeting? Here’s what to do"
Someone needs to send this link to the White House. 😁
#sleep #meetings #health #joke

I wonder if the Schrödinger's cat knows what actually goes on. 🐈🤔
#quantum #cats #technology #physics #question #joke