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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-24 18:14:16

With profits falling, Tesla is diversifying. 😀
#joke #Tesla

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-08-29 10:39:45

Imagine being on mastodon.social and muting the domain mastodon.social...
seriosly though, might it actually have a use?
#joke #Mastodon #MastodonSocial

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-02 01:35:34

"Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs"
Origin story of the next Avengers super villain. 🤔
#usa #SouthCarolina #nuclear #news #Avengers #joke #comics

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-08-29 05:58:17

The best jokes are when you joke about yourself
#jokes

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-03 06:08:52

"The next round of baby oil's on me" -- Diddy, quite probably
#Diddy #Combs #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-29 05:32:20

"Denzel Washington doesn’t watch movies anymore"
Denzel finally watched one of the Equalizer sequels? 🤔
#movies #Equalizer #DenzelWashington #joke #sarcasm #truth

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 19:04:51

GIVE ME LIKES FOR NO REASON!
#GiveMeLikes #NoReason #joke

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-09-06 22:51:35

So what do you do when your "privacy search engine" gets in bed with Microsoft?
Google, you are now the lesser evil!
Humanity: 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦
#Google #Microsoft #Joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-23 13:13:43

T20 − 20 == The Hundred
#iykyk
#sports #Cricket #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-16 14:31:11

Walked "all the way" from #Germany to #Austria. 😉
#travel #Füssen #walking #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-09 02:33:02

Bluesky team:
#1: Let's add a new feature
#2: Oh yeah, let me implement Bookmarks
#1: OK, but let's call them Saved Posts
#2: <implements feature with Bookmark icon 🔖>
#Bkuesky #bookmarks #naming #UI #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-04 12:00:00

Close encounter yesterday with Big Foot. Like hardly a meter in front of me. 😲
#BigFoot #photography #amateur #Germany #Deutschland #art #sculpture #joke