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me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor

RE: #joke #hardship #challenge

millennial: iykyk
plato: NOT SO FAST
#philosophy #joke

Colin Jost Michael Che's full joke swap segment from the SNL S51 finale.
#humor #snl #JokeSwap

"Kagi" brings heat to the search-engine war. 🔍🍫
#Kagi #food #chocolate #joke

I'm a reading purist.
If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading.
An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either.
A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading?
Hardcover? Not reading.
Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly.
The only REAL reading is off stone tablets.
#joke

Show me a person who eats just one potato chip and I'll show you a liar.
- An ancient proverb
#proverb #saying #diet #food #joke

To all of them? 🙀
#silly #joke #SayNoToDrugs #campaign

Katy Perry in "Astronaut Hall of Fame" when? 🤔
#astronatus #HallOfFame #recognition #sarcasm #joke

"Inside you there are two wolves."
*Two* wolves? In this economy?
#story #meme #economy #joke

Wow. Pumpkins 🎃 are related to pumps ⛽? How? 😵
[kins to]
#absurd #English #joke #wordplay

Victor "Wemby" Wembanyama was genetically engineered by Big Basketball. #fact
#NBA #spurs #Wemby #joke

Sprinkles. And they don't even check/care if you're a winner. 😲🍦
#iykyk
#Austria #sprinkles #marketing #joke

Original headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
#sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines

Is it even a documentary, if Ken Burns did not make it? 🤔 🎥
(legit question even without the second clause)
#misnomer #marketing #documentary #cpp #cPlusPlus #sarcasm #joke