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"The next round of baby oil's on me" -- Diddy, quite probably
#Diddy #Combs #joke

People!
#Comedy #Joke #GeorgeCarlin

I’m a trains woman. I vastly prefer trains to flying or driving.
#trans #joke

Son of a Beamer? 🤔
#car #BMW #Germany #Deutschland #Schrobenhausen #licensePlate #joke

#History of #pretzel, probably:
1. Let's tie breadstick in a knot and call it pretzel.
2. Let's make pretzels tiny and sell them in bags as snack.
3. Let's enlarge the pretzel snack and sell them in pairs.
(picture taken at an Austrian supermarket)
#speculation #joke #sarcasm #cynicism

#CNN: German tourist carrying ancient Roman artifact on e-scooter chased by Italian police
A case of a young British person deprived of practice to become museum curators and such? 🤔
#news #sarcasm #joke #Rome #Italy #museum #history

Promises are a JavaScript programmer's way of saying "I promise you this code is complicated." 🤓
#technology #JavaScript #programming #nerd #joke #nerdJoke