Tootfinder

I'm a reading purist.
If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading.
An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either.
A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading?
Hardcover? Not reading.
Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly.
The only REAL reading is off stone tablets.
#joke

Monetize your account in one easy step
#joke

Q: Do you have any allergies?
A: Yes, I'm allergic to animal cruelty.
#vegan #veganism #goVegan #joke

Trump grabs Greenland, visits it, and is dumbfounded there are no actual "greens", throwing into wind his plans for "Trump Greens and Resort" there. 😳
#Greenland #stupid #joke #satire

Meme from a good, wise friend. She just happens to still log into (PTUI) Facebook.
#Joke #Meme #Politics #KittyCat

There's only one possible rightful owner of this product (name):
#Meta #joke #Metamucil #names

"THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed."
And what a board it is: One full nation as its member, and four nations saying they've received invitation to join. 😮
#Gaza #Israel #joke #humiliation #scam #con #strategy