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Meme from a good, wise friend. She just happens to still log into (PTUI) Facebook.
#Joke #Meme #Politics #KittyCat

An elderly woman looking at her computer pad, thinks "Let's see what that bloated sack of shit lied about today"

Then she thinks "and then look at some kitty cats."
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 14:22:41

All completed furniture assembly is easy after the fact.
- An ancient Swedish proverb. 🌈
#proverb #saying #Sweden #furniture #truth #wisdom #joke

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 16:43:36

Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
#joke

Did you know that pathological and cathological come from the same root word as evangelogical?
Repeat those 3 words 3 times and they're yours.
#Joke #ButNotReally

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-10 21:01:20

You can take the man out of his BMW but you can't take the BMW (privilege) out of the man.
- An old German saying.
#saying #proverb #joke #parking #privilege #Germany #Deutschland

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-06 20:03:30

There's only one possible rightful owner of this product (name):
#Meta #joke #Metamucil #names

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-04 10:20:22

"Struggling to stay awake in a meeting? Here’s what to do"
Someone needs to send this link to the White House. 😁
#sleep #meetings #health #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-23 03:45:38

Trump grabs Greenland, visits it, and is dumbfounded there are no actual "greens", throwing into wind his plans for "Trump Greens and Resort" there. 😳
#Greenland #stupid #joke #satire

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-17 18:33:50

"THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed."
And what a board it is: One full nation as its member, and four nations saying they've received invitation to join. 😮
#Gaza #Israel #joke #humiliation #scam #con #strategy