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Pepé Le Pew needs to eat and goes to a communist pizza restaurant. But the hostess says that there is a wait.
Just then, Minnie Mouse walks in and is immediately seated.
Pepé objects: "but I was first in line!"
To which the hostess replies: "The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the Pew."
#joke

Did you know that pathological and cathological come from the same root word as evangelogical?
Repeat those 3 words 3 times and they're yours.
#Joke #ButNotReally

There's only one possible rightful owner of this product (name):
#Meta #joke #Metamucil #names

Trump grabs Greenland, visits it, and is dumbfounded there are no actual "greens", throwing into wind his plans for "Trump Greens and Resort" there. 😳
#Greenland #stupid #joke #satire

Meme from a good, wise friend. She just happens to still log into (PTUI) Facebook.
#Joke #Meme #Politics #KittyCat

"THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed."
And what a board it is: One full nation as its member, and four nations saying they've received invitation to join. 😮
#Gaza #Israel #joke #humiliation #scam #con #strategy

All completed furniture assembly is easy after the fact.
- An ancient Swedish proverb. 🌈
#proverb #saying #Sweden #furniture #truth #wisdom #joke