@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social2026-04-15 23:55:21
millennial: iykyk
plato: NOT SO FAST
#philosophy #joke
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social2026-04-15 23:55:21
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-04-21 08:43:15
To all of them? 🙀
#silly #joke #SayNoToDrugs #campaign
@floheinstein@chaos.social2026-03-14 14:36:55
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-05-17 06:21:04
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social2026-04-03 19:22:25
I'm a reading purist.
If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading.
An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either.
A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading?
Hardcover? Not reading.
Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly.
The only REAL reading is off stone tablets.
#joke
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social2026-04-27 16:43:04
me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social2026-03-24 11:56:38
Monetize your account in one easy step
#joke
@janneke@todon.nl2026-03-27 09:58:15
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-04-07 09:51:02
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-04-04 10:16:31
Original headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
#sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines