@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.socialI'm a reading purist.
If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading.
An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either.
A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading?
Hardcover? Not reading.
Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly.
The only REAL reading is off stone tablets.
#joke
@smurthys@hachyderm.io @pavelasamsonov@mastodon.socialme: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor
@floheinstein@chaos.social @smurthys@hachyderm.io @pavelasamsonov@mastodon.socialMonetize your account in one easy step
#joke
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
@janneke@todon.nl @pavelasamsonov@mastodon.socialmillennial: iykyk
plato: NOT SO FAST
#philosophy #joke
@smurthys@hachyderm.ioIs it even a documentary, if Ken Burns did not make it? π€ π₯
(legit question even without the second clause)
#misnomer #marketing #documentary #cpp #cPlusPlus #sarcasm #joke
@smurthys@hachyderm.io @smurthys@hachyderm.ioOriginal headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
#sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines
@smurthys@hachyderm.ioSprinkles. And they don't even check/care if you're a winner. π²π¦
#iykyk
#Austria #sprinkles #marketing #joke
@smurthys@hachyderm.io"Kagi" brings heat to the search-engine war. ππ«
#Kagi #food #chocolate #joke
@smurthys@hachyderm.ioTo all of them? π
#silly #joke #SayNoToDrugs #campaign
@smurthys@hachyderm.io @smurthys@hachyderm.ioKaty Perry in "Astronaut Hall of Fame" when? π€
#astronatus #HallOfFame #recognition #sarcasm #joke
