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@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-04-05 21:28:31

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#kek

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-04-01 15:07:16

#games #kek

A comment from Youtube by redblack9618, concerning the attached video with the new male player model for Satisfactory: "Look, facts don't care about your feelings. Science tells us that 1: life begins at conception, 2: all fetuses begin female and differentiate later in development, and 3: you can't change your biological sex, and therefore the default is being a WOMAN. Get this woke "male model" nonsense out of my video games, I hate when you shove politics down out throats!"
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-03-14 09:35:13

#shitpost #kek

A bright blue sky dominates the image, with a coiled metal spring floating centrally against it. Tree branches with green and brown foliage appear in the lower left and right corners. The text "Spring is in the air." is displayed in white letters at the top center.
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-03-11 21:52:10

#IT #AI #kek

The image displays two stacked panels, each showing a sign with three phases, a gnome illustration below, and a year label. The top panel has "1998" in yellow text at the top left, with a sign divided into "PHASE 1," "PHASE 2," and "PHASE 3"; under "PHASE 1" it reads "Collect underpants" in red text, "PHASE 2" has a red question mark, and "PHASE 3" shows "Profit" in red text. The bottom panel features "2026" in yellow text at the top left, with a similar sign structure; under "PHASE 1" it reads…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-03-09 04:39:49

#sexed #kek

A hand holding a small card with printed text and a golden rose illustration, followed by a block of text below the photo. The card has a golden rose graphic and text stating, "You are like a beautiful rose. Each time you engage in premarital sex, a precious petal is stripped away. Don't leave your future husband holding a bare stem. Abstain." Below the photograph, there is a paragraph of text describing how the speaker tested the metaphor by counting petals on a yellow rose bush, concluding pr…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-02-12 10:58:26

Actually, you can, yeah.
#DeepRockGalactic #DRG #meme #kek

A combat 4-legged robot, Bet-C, from the game Deep Rock Galactic, with circuit-controlling parasite attached to a side. The text below reads "I can fix her".