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@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-04-07 17:08:09

Still one of my favorite typos in a science headline
#CERN #lhc #sciencefun

View into the tunnel of the particle accelerator at CERN, text below says "Coming up: HARDON COLLIDER RESTART" by BBC News. Screenshot taken 11 years ago today on BBC
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28 15:35:41

Everytime our timeline gets that much worse, I can't help but think that maybe we should just start tossing things into the #LHC just to see if we can't find that pathway to a utopian timeline that we were obviously robbed of in 2016.
#LargeHadronCollider

Rob Sheridan @rob_sheridan Replying to @erinscafe Are you aware of the theory that a weasel fucking up the Large Hadron Collider in April 2016 shifted us into the wrong timeline? Because it explains EVERYTHING. Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider npr.org