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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-21 17:23:39

#limerick #satire #USpol

Donny J had to put on his pants,
To go to the inaugural dance.
He pulled up with a sigh,
And yanked on the fly;
Someone please call an ambulance.

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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-10-24 22:46:45

#bawdy #political #limerick #satire

Donny J was a man with a plan.
But his wife wasn’t really a fan.
Turned on she was not,
So blue balls he got,
Then he finished with just his hand.

davidaugust.com