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@davej@dice.camp
2025-12-20 01:55:34

I should steal junk food. Copy that.
Love the scare acronym, BTW. Y’know, I might consider taking this article seriously if they hadn't plastered it with inline clickbait ads encouraging me to wrap my doorknobs in tinfoil. #meeja #jermalisms

The Telegraph The 10 ultra-processed foods you should never buy again A new analysis has linked UPFs to harm in every major organ. Our experts tell us which ones to strike off the shopping list for good
A (presumably AI-generated) image of a hand reaching for a doorknob wrapped in tinfoil, from “LifeSorted 101”. The caption reads: “Wrap Aluminum Foil Around Your Doorknob When Alone (Here's Why)”.