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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:28:35

#Shitpost #shitposting #melaniamovie

theandyharris > Melania Movie Just saw the movie "Melania" at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants simultaneously. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. The guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. 1/2 theandyharris Melania Movie Melania then bur…
@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-29 09:03:45

Found elsewhere and reposted. #melania #melaniamovie

Logo for the Melania movie, except the "M" is replaced by a silhouette of a woman with her legs spread wearing stiletto heels.
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-01-30 01:30:36

In Boston, they are paying people to watch the Melania documentary. $50 and a free ticket if you stay in your seat for the whole movie.
#trump #melania #melaniamovie

Attend MELANIA documentary- Free tickets + $50!!! - event gigs - craigslist
Attend MELANIA documentary at any Boston area theatre during opening weekend (this upcoming weekend) Free tickets + $50 per seat occupied Must remain in seats for entirety of film.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 20:19:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a movie poster parody for "Melania 2: Escape from Epstein Island". The poster features a woman who resembles Melania Trump prominently in the foreground, looking intensely towards the viewer. She is wearing a short-sleeved, cream-colored dress with a V-neckline. Her hair is dark and styled with a windblown effect, suggesting movement and drama. The background depicts a dark, tropical night scene. To the left, a helicopter is shown in flight with its rotors blurred, indicating moti…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot. The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:05:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a black and white poster for a film titled "MELANIA". At the top, the text "A NEW FILM" is centered. Below this, the film title "MELANIA" is displayed in large, bold, sans-serif capital letters. Underneath the title, the tagline "MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD" is written in a smaller, grey, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a woman, presumably Melania, seated in a modern, minimalist chair. She is wearing a black suit jacket over a white collared shirt and black trousers. Her…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:03:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

This image is a movie poster for a film titled "MELANIA TWENTY DAYS ON THE ISLAND". The title is prominently displayed at the top of the poster in large, bold, black letters. Above "MELANIA" is the text "NEW FILM" in smaller black letters. The letters of "MELANIA" are stylized, with the first two letters, "ME", appearing to be formed by the silhouette of high-heeled shoes. The main visual element of the poster is a man and a woman standing back-to-back, with their shoulders touching. The man i…